Movie quote retort game

[jonesthecurl]

Shall I prepare the guest room for Mr Cockup?

(Black Adder)

[MrPanzerGeneral]

"You know how people say "You're okay in my book" or "In my book, that's no good"? Well, I actually have a book. And everybody I ever meet goes in this book. And, now I've met you, you're going in the book! Except, I'm afraid I must file you... under... "chicken shit."

Death Proof.

[StiffMittens]

Mr. Potter: I'm not interested in your book, I'm talking about the Building and Loan.
George Bailey: I know very well what you're talking about. You're talking about something you can't get your fingers on, and it's galling you.

--It's a Wonderful Life

[Sackett58]

Belloq: Dr. Jones. Again we see there is nothing you can possess which I cannot take away.

Raiders of the Lost Ark

[jonesthecurl]

They can't take way oor freedom!

[Sackett58]

Herr Kuhn: [to Bartlett] Squadron Leader Bartlett, if you escape again, and are captured, you will be SHOT!

The Great Escape

[MrPanzerGeneral]

" I'm sure by now you've heard. Terrible thing. Man that young, less than a year to go, trying to escape... Broke Captain Hadley's heart to shoot him, truly it did. We just have to put it behind us... move on. "

Shawshank Redemption.

[Sackett58]

Captain, Road Prison 36: What we got here is... failure to communicate.

Cool Hand Luke

[MeDeFe]

Can I get any of you cunts a drink?

[Sackett58]

James Bond: Shocking! Positively shocking!

Goldfinger

[MrPanzerGeneral]

"Shock me, shock me, shock me with that deviant behavior ! "


Empire Records

[Sackett58]

Frank: [singing] Whatever happened to Fay Wray / That delicate satin-draped frame / As it clung to her thigh / How I started to cry / 'Cause I wanted to be dressed just the same.

The Rocky Horror Picture Show

[MrPanzerGeneral]

"Why don't you just light your tampon, and blow your box apart? Because it's the only bang you're ever gonna get, sweetheart!"

The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert

[Captain_Scarlet]

Not Meatloaf Again!

[perchorin]

His name is Robert Paulson. His name is Robert Paulson. His name is Robert Paulson.
Fight Club

[MrPanzerGeneral]

Oh Look ! Another "horsey" person

"...and I see you ridin' a big red horse, and you're driving them horses, whippin' 'em, and the're spitting and frothing all 'long the mouth, and the're coming right at us. And I see the future, and there's no death."

Natural Born Killers.


(ps: Fight Club - damn near my favourite movie )

[Sackett58]

Valeria: Do you want to live forever?

Conan the Barbarian

[pancakemix]

Davy Jones: "Do you fear death?"

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

[Sackett58]

Boris: And so I walk through the valley of the shadow of death. Actually, make that "I run through the valley of the shadow of death" - in order to get OUT of the valley of the shadow of death more quickly, you see.

Love and Death

[MrPanzerGeneral]

Man this must be like... parallel universe night. You know that cat that was just in here? Just ran out the door? Well, he comes up to the counter, you know, and I say "What's the word, turd?" And he lays down this burrito and he kind of looks at me, kind of stares at me and says, "I have but recently returned from the valley of the shadow of death. I'm rapturously breathing in all the odors and essences of life. I've been to the brink of total oblivion. "

"Waking Life"

[Sackett58]

Man Stoner: Hey man, what was that dude's trip? I mean what was he on, man?
Pedro: Man, I don't know but I wish we had some of it!

Up in Smoke

[MrPanzerGeneral]

" The weekend has landed. All that exists now is clubs, drugs, pubs and parties. I've got 48 hours off from the world, man. I'm gonna blow steam out my head like a screaming kettle, I'm gonna talk cod shit to strangers all night, I'm gonna lose the plot on the dancefloor. The free radicals inside me are freakin', man! Tonight I'm Jip Travolta, I'm Peter Popper, I'm going to never-never land with my chosen family, man. We're gonna get more spaced out than Neil Armstrong ever did, anything could happen tonight, you know? This could be the best night of my life. I've got 73 quid in my back burner - I'm gonna wax the lot, man! The Milky Bars are on me! Yeah! "

Human Traffic

[Captain_Scarlet]

Siegfried: "How do I know you're not from CONTROL?"
Maxwell Smart: "If I were from CONTROL, you'd already be dead."
Siegfried: "If you were from CONTROL, YOU'D already be dead."
Maxwell Smart: "Neither of us is dead, so I'm obviously not from CONTROL."
long pause
Shtarker: "That actually makes sense."

Get Smart

[Sackett58]

Nora Charles: Waiter, will you serve the nuts? I mean, will you serve the guests the nuts?
The Thin Man

[pancakemix]

Dora Charleston: Where's my Dickie? Sorry, where's my husband?

Murder by Death