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millej11 · Post by **millej11** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 2:18 pm

heavycola wrote:ah f*ck it:

I am lost. But at least I am not French

kcoenich · Post by **kcoenich** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 3:23 pm

Soccer is a slow, boring, pointless game. 1-0 is a blowout, that just says it all. Maybe soccer players could use their hands if they weren't so sore and mangled from jacking off all the time, cause god knows with their ugly mugs, they can't get women.

American football game = 4 hours and a half, just because they take a break for publicity

Real Football = 2 hours, 2 hours and a half maximum, counting penalty kicks. Plus real football is continuos they dont stop the game for a challenge play, Real football is much more spectacular and entertaining that seeing the bunch of people avancing like 3 yards in 10 minutes, but the game clock advances 4 seconds...

So, "soccer" (Its called football by the way) is a slow, boring game?? Just Look the 2004 UEFA Champions League Final between Liverpool and AC Milan or The 1999 UEFA Champions league Final Between Manchester United and Bayern Munich and you´ll have your "boring" sport.

millej11 · Post by **millej11** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 3:26 pm

kcoenich wrote:
Soccer is a slow, boring, pointless game. 1-0 is a blowout, that just says it all. Maybe soccer players could use their hands if they weren't so sore and mangled from jacking off all the time, cause god knows with their ugly mugs, they can't get women.
American football game = 4 hours and a half, just because they take a break for publicity

Real Football = 2 hours, 2 hours and a half maximum, counting penalty kicks. Plus real football is continuos they dont stop the game for a challenge play, Real football is much more spectacular and entertaining that seeing the bunch of people avancing like 3 yards in 10 minutes, but the game clock advances 4 seconds...

So, "soccer" (Its called football by the way) is a slow, boring game?? Just Look the 2004 UEFA Champions League Final between Liverpool and AC Milan or The 1999 UEFA Champions league Final Between Manchester United and Bayern Munich and you´ll have your "boring" sport.

Great job at naming the only two soccer games worth watching

kcoenich · Post by **kcoenich** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 3:52 pm

do you want some more??

Ok, Real Madrid-Barcelona Uefa Champions League semifinals, 2002, both games... Italy- Germany, Germany 2006 World Cup, semifinals.... Argentina- England, France 1998 World cup, Round of 16.... Italy- Brasil, USA 1994 World Cup, Final... Just a few examples.

I forgot mention it,

1-0 is a blowout, that just says it all.

if each touchdown was worth 1 point only, your "Football" games would end in something like 2-0, 3-2, 4-0... just like real football. And why do you call it Football?? Did you want to imitate de real one?

DIRESTRAITS · Post by **DIRESTRAITS** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 7:21 pm

kcoenich wrote:do you want some more??

Ok, Real Madrid-Barcelona Uefa Champions League semifinals, 2002, both games... Italy- Germany, Germany 2006 World Cup, semifinals.... Argentina- England, France 1998 World cup, Round of 16.... Italy- Brasil, USA 1994 World Cup, Final... Just a few examples.

I forgot mention it,
1-0 is a blowout, that just says it all.
if each touchdown was worth 1 point only, your "Football" games would end in something like 2-0, 3-2, 4-0... just like real football. And why do you call it Football?? Did you want to imitate de real one?

Notice how all of those scores would be hihg for football, and are slightly low for football.

And I agree, it shouldnt be called football. From now on it will be called Awesomeball to avoid confusion. Thank you

thelewis · Post by **thelewis** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 8:18 pm

jesus..heres a few suggestions fo names:-

Nearlyrugbyball
Crapball
Onlyonecountryplaysitball
Notgoodenoughatfootballorrugbysoletsplayamericanfootball
toofattoplayrugbyball
pasmeamacdonaldsball
canyousaycrapball

.....

DIRESTRAITS · Post by **DIRESTRAITS** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 8:24 pm

sorry, but Awesome ball is now the official name of American Football.

And heres some good Alt. names for football (soccer)

Butfuckingball
Eurotrashball
pansyball
omygodthisissoboringiwanttokillmyselfball
imtoodumbtousemyhandsball
wehavenomilitaryandneedamericatoprotectusbutwestillhatethembecausewearesnootyungratefullasseswhocantfigureouthowtoplayrealsportsball

(personally, I like the last one

)

thelewis · Post by **thelewis** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 9:03 pm

you are shitting me about the last name...really..

How many wars have america been in and how many have you actually won?

Your army actually managed to kill more of its own troops in iraq than the iraqs killed of yours (gulf war)

Uk actually has the worlds best trained militry

Israel has the worlds best trained special services.
So not quite sure about your army bollox there to be honest.

And we have never used america to protect us..if you actually know how to read a history book..try doing so.

i like the way you associate american football with being not-gay..really..think about it..its got big guys running into each other man handling and mud wrestling each other..really its just an excuse for big guys to fell up other men. but feel free to live in denial.

eurotrash ball...erm..no offense but..well..the whole fucking planet plays football..even in the usa...so you even though you have a national football team as well as paying 50 million for david beckham...so its not really europe...
were as american football is just that..american..well the u.s.a not south america.

dcowboys055 · Post by **dcowboys055** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 9:19 pm

thelewis wrote:you are shitting me about the last name...really..

How many wars have america been in and how many have you actually won?

im not an expert by any means but havent we "won" all but vietnam?

DIRESTRAITS · Post by **DIRESTRAITS** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 9:19 pm

First of all, not counting the Unfinished Iraq war and counting the hundreds of Indian Wars as 1, This is the list and results (correct me if I missed any)
Revolutionary War-WON
War of 1812-WON
Mexican-American War-WON
Civil War-WON
Indian War-WON
Spanish American War-WON
WWI-WON
WWII-WON
Korean War-WON
Vietnam War-LOST
1st Gulf War-WON

Thats an 10-1 record, with 2 victories over England. And Im not counting all of the smaller "Police Actions"

I will admit that England has a great military, I was talking more genrally about the rest of Europe.

As for The Best Army, America has it hands fown. As far as numbers, weapons, and tactics go, America has it.

As for bailing Europe out, Do you know what World War 1, World War two, and the Cold War are?

And for the Euro Trash thing, Soccer is a primarily European sport, and those who play it in other parts of the world are just wannabe Eurotrash.

Oh, and Mods, I think this should be moved to Flame Wars

Guiscard · Post by **Guiscard** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 9:23 pm

You didn't list the war on drugs and the war on terror...

DIRESTRAITS · Post by **DIRESTRAITS** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 9:24 pm

umm, War on drugs=social thingy, not REAL war

War on Terror=not yet over

millej11 · Post by **millej11** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 9:25 pm

Guiscard wrote:You didn't list the war on drugs and the war on terror...

Even though I'm American, that's still funny as hell

DIRESTRAITS · Post by **DIRESTRAITS** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 9:27 pm

Guiscard wrote:You didn't list the war on drugs and the war on terror...

How is Britains Wars on Drugs and terror coming along

morph · Post by **morph** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 9:40 pm

cuz im lazy and didint wanna read the first page but... is this soccer soccer or football soccer....

millej11 · Post by **millej11** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 9:41 pm

What other kind of soccer is there???

thelewis · Post by **thelewis** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 11:00 pm

China actually has the worlds biggest army

Yup u.s.a best equiped

again as far as training and tactics go...our guys train your delta forces. and Great Britain has the best military history in the world.

DAZMCFC · Post by **DAZMCFC** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 11:10 pm

i am sorry but you lost in korea. you really can not count a civil war and the war against the indians, that is just stupid. how many more british troops are you going to kill with `friendy fire`. shit in the the last week you have killed 2 brits and injured 5, and killed 5 iraqi civilians. you are the shittest attacking troops ever.

DIRESTRAITS · Post by **DIRESTRAITS** » Sat Feb 03, 2007 1:49 am

How did we lose Korea?

And yes, the Civil War counts, as do the Indian Wars, seeing how their were about 8 milion of them. As for Britains military history, It is amazing. I was talking more about the rest of Europe. Oh, and Lewis, Americas Military is overall the best. Not to mention all the tactics you guys use were developed by Americans

simtom · Post by **simtom** » Sat Feb 03, 2007 5:39 am

What's soccer?

Football = the greatest sport in the world

Hundreds of countries participate in the world cup.

How many countries play in the america football world cup?

simtom · Post by **simtom** » Sat Feb 03, 2007 5:58 am

First of all, not counting the Unfinished Iraq war and counting the hundreds of Indian Wars as 1, This is the list and results (correct me if I missed any)
Revolutionary War-WON
War of 1812-WON
Mexican-American War-WON
Civil War-WON
Indian War-WON
Spanish American War-WON
WWI-WON
WWII-WON
Korean War-WON
Vietnam War-LOST
1st Gulf War-WON

The only real war that america had a chance of loosing there was the Civil war...

WW1, had almost nothing to do with america.. The Germans were getting segnificantly weaker due to lack of food and supplies as a result of Britain blockading germanys ports. The usa only stepped in when they knew they could win.

WW2... they only came to help when Japan attack them.. and seing as america is some 10 thousand? miles away from any of the fighting they were never really at risk..

Vietnam war... the only war that america fought from the start on their own... and what happens?

imo it's only a war if your country is at risk, so I hardly call invading countries such as iraq a war..

Reason americans play american football.... because they need to have a sport that all them fat fucks are good at... They even have to wear pads and stuff to protect them

Fact is most of the sport played in america are barely played anywhere else, baseball, american football, basketball. They're all sports where nothing really matters in the game, if someone scores in backetball i'm like so what... they get like a hundrew points a game. Where-as in football, 1 goal can decide the game! it keeps the atmosphere tense as you know that even if you're team's much better they could loose easily by just 1 mistake!

Jamie · Post by **Jamie** » Sat Feb 03, 2007 6:25 am

Hmmmm, the europeans have pointed out a trend without knowing it. The war was never within our country. You know why. We don't let wars get anywhere near us. As soon as we even think a country might try to invade our borders, we go over their first, and kick their pansy asses. The last time a country invaded our borders was the mighty British army in the 1780's we beat them back with a bunch of farmers, and the French helped us finish the job. That was the last time a foreign power of any kind succeeded in an attack on this countries borders until 9/11/01, when Al-Qaida did it, and Afghanistan paid the price for that little deed.

Phobia · Post by **Phobia** » Sat Feb 03, 2007 7:39 am

Jamie wrote:Hmmmm, the europeans have pointed out a trend without knowing it. The war was never within our country. You know why. We don't let wars get anywhere near us. As soon as we even think a country might try to invade our borders, we go over their first, and kick their pansy asses. The last time a country invaded our borders was the mighty British army in the 1780's we beat them back with a bunch of farmers, and the French helped us finish the job. That was the last time a foreign power of any kind succeeded in an attack on this countries borders until 9/11/01, when Al-Qaida did it, and Afghanistan paid the price for that little deed.

well usa is an isolated country compared to other countries, it only borders mexico and canada. Whilst places in europe their are surrounded by all sorts of cultures, so they can easily be attacked from them e.g. world war 2. You may be surprised that britain hasnt been invaded for a long time as well, yet again because it is isolated from other countries.

we should get back on topic, i really cant be bothered with another america thread

kcoenich · Post by **kcoenich** » Sat Feb 03, 2007 8:25 am

Americans have the best army now, because of WW II... You got lucky that Hitler made the mistake of attacking russians before conquering Great Britain, and he went nuts with his decitions later. If he´d taken great britain you didn´t have a deployment base in Europe.

Plus, Pearl Harbor. You were lucky too, Japanese of course had the victory tacticaly, but in the strategy it was a total loss. They should´ve taken the island, then Americans would have two frontlines to worry about. of course they faught in the pacific, but it was to far from your borders. Of course when they won the war, they stoled every weapon the germans had, so ther´es where your long range missiles come, and a lot of other tecnologies and upgrades to the existing ones...

Stopper · Post by **Stopper** » Sat Feb 03, 2007 9:08 am

Jamie wrote:The last time a country invaded our borders was the mighty British army in the 1780's we beat them back with a bunch of farmers, and the French helped us finish the job.

Nonsense! The British (or Canadians, if you're Canadian) came back and burned down Washington in 1812!

Jamie wrote:That was the last time a foreign power of any kind succeeded in an attack on this countries borders until 9/11/01, when Al-Qaida did it, and Afghanistan paid the price for that little deed.

Piffle! The WTC was attacked by foreigners in 1993. You could quibble over whether it "succeeded", but that's neither here nor there.

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