the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[targetman377]

Here's a U2

I like the U-2 because of it's reference in "We Didn't Start the Fire".

hey that BILLY JOEL my favorit singer i have that song!!!!!!

[targetman377]

Mabye they should make a stronger plane to go with those kick ass engines than.

Seriously! This is the kind of thing that drives conspiricy theories for me. Look at the technologic advancements in household objects and Motor Vehicles in the last 15 years, rubbery slicone bake ware you can melt steel in, etc. computers?

Now consider the fact that the SRs are 45+ years old and nothing is even close in aviation. Something's wrong here, North America is sleeping, make that comatose.

You kids need to get off the computer and make things or you can just wait until you're making "ZhangZao" performance/fasion shoes for export to the new world in exchange for a daily plate of "freedom fries".

Preach on Brother Man!

amen!!!!

[targetman377]

well today i am going to play frisbe golf with my sis any one else play???

[2dimes]

New page so...

[Lucarilover240]

New Page, so...

[Lucarilover240]

Time for some catch up posting! (cracks knuckles)

[Lucarilover240]

* target and lone wolf are sitting down discussing work and drinking tea when all of a sudden lone wolf starts to turn pale and target looks quick and suddenly relizes something! Target had gotten the tea from JONESCRUEL!!!! i smell it and suddenly relize lonewolf has been poisened!! he quickly gets the remady and saves lone wolf. And that is how the biggest war started between JONES CRULY (AKA COBRA!!!!!) and his possie and lonewof and target!!!!! the war is on!!!!

Pah...Jonesy isn't an enemy. Cobra Commander turned good years ago. Now of days it's just about the rivalry.

Cobra realized that if he couldn't even defeat some guy in a military outfit who had nothing better to do than talk to young children about the dangers of drinking and unprotected sex, he didn't have much of a chance of taking over the world. Now you know.

(G.I. Joe jumps out of nearby file cabinet) "AND KNOWING IS HALF THE BATTLE!"

The other half is doing something about it. That's the hard part.

I saw a spoof once where one of the kids asks "Whats the other half?" and G.I. Joe responds "Killing those commie mother fuckers!" Funny as hell. Apparently, G.I. Joe's staff sergeant also once stepped on a landmine and blew his nuts off. Ouch.

[Lucarilover240]

By the way, feel free to reply to my posts as if I was still here (asking me stuff, ect.), because I WILL be doing the shitload of catchup posting that will be waiting for me when I get back.

SO we have to worry about catch up post frenzy from Target and Lucario. Sounds like we'll be working overtime...

Maybe if we're lucky, we can both do our catch up posting at the same time and mix our posts together?

[Lucarilover240]

Oh, by the way, I almost forgot to mention: I'm leaving for Ireland and London the day after I get back from Georgia.

[targetman377]

Oh, by the way, I almost forgot to mention: I'm leaving for Ireland and London the day after I get back from Georgia.

get me a beer from ireland!!!!

[Lucarilover240]

Hanz and Franz were awesome.

OOh sorry auto. Franz couldn't make it. You're gonna have to settle for Helga. IF you don't know her well she's the ugliest of Lucario's triplets.

Wait, wait, wait, I HAVE FUCKING KIDS?!?!? WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?!? THAT CONDOM WORKED FINE WHEN I TOOK IT OUT OF THE BOX! (calls random government agency)

[targetman377]

Hanz and Franz were awesome.

OOh sorry auto. Franz couldn't make it. You're gonna have to settle for Helga. IF you don't know her well she's the ugliest of Lucario's triplets.

Wait, wait, wait, I HAVE FUCKING KIDS?!?!? WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?!? THAT CONDOM WORKED FINE WHEN I TOOK IT OUT OF THE BOX! (calls random government agency)

i hate to break this two you but condoms are only like 99% efective!!!!

[Lucarilover240]

So, I made my own motivational poster for lulz.

[Lucarilover240]

Hanz and Franz were awesome.

OOh sorry auto. Franz couldn't make it. You're gonna have to settle for Helga. IF you don't know her well she's the ugliest of Lucario's triplets.

Wait, wait, wait, I HAVE FUCKING KIDS?!?!? WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?!? THAT CONDOM WORKED FINE WHEN I TOOK IT OUT OF THE BOX! (calls random government agency)

i hate to break this two you but condoms are only like 99% efective!!!!

(hangs up on government and calls suicide prevention hotline)

[autoload]

Here's a U2

I like the U-2 because of it's reference in "We Didn't Start the Fire".

hey that BILLY JOEL my favorit singer i have that song!!!!!!

Ummm... yeah, that's why I mentioned it... for your benefit.

Seriously though, We Didn't Start the Fire is one of the staples of my karaoke repertoire.

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well today i am going to play frisbe golf with my sis any one else play???

Nope.

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New page so...

Best New Page EVAR!!!

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By the way, feel free to reply to my posts as if I was still here (asking me stuff, ect.), because I WILL be doing the shitload of catchup posting that will be waiting for me when I get back.

SO we have to worry about catch up post frenzy from Target and Lucario. Sounds like we'll be working overtime...

Maybe if we're lucky, we can both do our catch up posting at the same time and mix our posts together?

That would be ideal. Then I can go take a nap.

[autoload]

Oh, by the way, I almost forgot to mention: I'm leaving for Ireland and London the day after I get back from Georgia.

That is a HUGE detail to leave out before.

[autoload]

Hanz and Franz were awesome.

OOh sorry auto. Franz couldn't make it. You're gonna have to settle for Helga. IF you don't know her well she's the ugliest of Lucario's triplets.

Wait, wait, wait, I HAVE FUCKING KIDS?!?!? WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?!? THAT CONDOM WORKED FINE WHEN I TOOK IT OUT OF THE BOX! (calls random government agency)

i hate to break this two you but condoms are only like 99% efective!!!!

That 1% is due to user error, not manufacturing defect.

[autoload]

I haven't seen Jimmy Boy in a while.

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Damn! No catchphrase.

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Not much activity in here.

[strike wolf]

SR-71 and a C-141. I have no idea what the 3rd plane is.

I lived on Kadena Air Base Okinawa for a total of 6 years from 76-78 and 83-87. They had an SR-71 stationed on the island and all the kids would go outside to watch it when someone yelled out that it was flying overhead.

I didn't know you knew anything about planes, auto. WHat else are you hiding from us?

hey auto so you know already that the SR 71 is one of the only planes that has never been shot down by the enemy there cause it flys to fast and high. however the jet did have people die in it due to plane difficulties. and also that the engiens can go faster than the SR 71 can handle!!!!!!!. i really want to see one of these beatutiful birds of the sky!!!

Mabye they should make a stronger plane to go with those kick ass engines than.

Seriously! This is the kind of thing that drives conspiricy theories for me. Look at the technologic advancements in household objects and Motor Vehicles in the last 15 years, rubbery slicone bake ware you can melt steel in, etc. computers?

Now consider the fact that the SRs are 45+ years old and nothing is even close in aviation. Something's wrong here, North America is sleeping, make that comatose.

You kids need to get off the computer and make things or you can just wait until you're making "ZhangZao" performance/fasion shoes for export to the new world in exchange for a daily plate of "freedom fries".

What's really surprising is that's the case even though the U.S. spends or at least has in the past...tons of money on military.

[strike wolf]

Yeah, it's rediculas. I'm so eutopic.

So lets go steal a U2. I call pilot. Co-pilot if anyone has more jet time or a U2 type rating.

Umm...only if I see proof that you actually know how to fly one of those.