the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

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[targetman377]

so i am leaving have fun with out me

What?

JIMBO!!!!! hey buddy where you been? i been looking all over for you?

[targetman377]

Where were you at?

I went to the lake for a while.

hey how was the lake i went to a river for vacation ( but you will probaly answer this later in the post)

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Ok, so to catch up a little on the Jones vacation - the kids were at camp horseriding, rockclimbing, fishing, a whole lot of other stuff (envious dad). So we did a mini-tour of the states.

To take the last first, we spent the last three nights in NYC, and on the Thursday Mrs Curl went into work while I spent a last day nosing.

Of course, I bought books and comics. One of the finest purchases was a volume of Dan Dare from the ancient Eagle comic, discounted to $9.

Our NYC hotel was in the Chelsea district, we were on the 21st floor and had the most stereotypical NYC view imaginable: on the roof across the street was a gaggle of watertowers that made you expect a knock-down drag-out fight involving DD or Spidey at any moment.

IN the middle distance was a a new skyscraper being constructed, and behind that probably NYC's two most famous buildings - the Empire State and the CHrysler.

We ate some excellent meals out - THai and Indian and Italian, and two excellent breakfasts in a nearby diner. ONly duff meal was the room service breakfast which we allowed ourselves on the last morning as the final luxury. You coulda played baseball with the poached eggs, and it took me over a minute to find the burnt sausage amongst the burnt homefries, because it was the size of a homefry: the smallest sausage in the universe.

We paid our first visit to the Metropolitan Museum, and I was cultured out after only about 5% of it. There will certainly be more visits. I was very proud of spotting that a portrait by John Singer Sergeant was by him just by the style, and sorry there weren't more. (I once went to an exhibition of his pencil drawings in London, he is vastly under-rated).

Also went into the NYC library for the first time, it is awe-inspiring. I got a list of exhibitions, lectures, etc held in various library locations, all of which are either already past, or happening while I'm busy. I shall try to keep an eye on what else they have in the future.

We went to a stand-up comedy show one evening, and I'm gonna sign up for some classes that they run there in the next few months when I work out exactly when I can spare the time.

We tried to get tickets for the free "Shakespeare in the Park", only to find that some of the people that'd been queuing since 8am failed to get in.

We went to the South East Seaport or whatever its called, very dissapointing, just a small and dull shopping mall really.

We walked through Chinatown and Little Italy, Chelsea and the East Village, and lots more.

WE walked our legs off. With only one subway trip and no other transport, we hit the Staten Island Ferry entrance and 93rd Street, as the Southern and Northern extremes, and the Chelsea piers & 1st avenue as the western and eastern extremes. Altogether I calculate we wlaked about 40 miles while we were there.

only three things for this post
1. new yorkers could go out to eat for breackfest lunch and dinner everday of there lives and never eat at the same rcterant in new york and they would never be able to go to all of them!!!!!
2. i went to the soulth east seaport when i went to nyc for marching band along time ago i agree it is very disapointing!!!
3. nyc is one of my least favorit places to many people for me.

[targetman377]

so i am leaving have fun with out me

prepares for mega-catchup=athon upon your return.

and here it is i congratulate u people for moving 21 pages with out my services

[targetman377]

so i am leaving have fun with out me

What?

Jimbo!

What does he mean. He leaving for vacation or leaving CC.

A top secret assassin mission to take out the president of madeupistan. I mean um...vacation.

i told you that in secreat you were not supposed to tell oh..... wait...... i....... mean..... i dont know waht you are talking about

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By the way, feel free to reply to my posts as if I was still here (asking me stuff, ect.), because I WILL be doing the shitload of catchup posting that will be waiting for me when I get back.

OK everybody, you know the deal where we will all be online to post in the middle of target's catch up posts so it don't look like he is spamming? Same thing goes for Lurcure.

It would be easier to just tell someone when they are spaming so they can edit there post.

No what we're saying is prevent a massive posting streak that would take on the form of what looks to be spamming. To prevent it we interrupt his long catch up frenzy so that it looks less like spam.

well then i hope some one comes on soon

[targetman377]

Who the f*ck are you?

Someone that is obviously in the wrong thread.

i give this post my seal of aproval

[targetman377]

Good question. Any guesses? **Eats another banana**


--Andy

ANDY YOU NEVER GAVE US SUNDAYS ON SUNDAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i am mad at you and not talking to you

[targetman377]

**Eats a banana**


--Andy

Sneers at banana.
Demands mustard.

Yellow, brown or dancing?

what about djon???????????????

[targetman377]

**Eats the cookie.** Luckily it was banana flavored.


--Andy

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Wow absolutely no activity since I was last on. Has the thread really slowed that much?

I was at work.

That's an excuse I'd expect from william not an elder such as yourself. See two people can play this game...

now now what did i say about playing nice????? well do you both want to go to time out??? well do you... alright both of you shake hands NOW!!!! there you go now play nice

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I don't know and he's asleep on the couch.
I should be asleep. I'm the only one awake in the house. This is a rare occurrence.

well you do sleep at your work so shouldn't you always be up

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Do you guys remember that old urban legend? IT was popular when I was in 3rd grade but it was about bloody mary where you say her name 3 times in front of the mirror at midnight and she was supposed to appear in the mirror and rip your eyes out or something like that?

yes i do! i have an older brother 3 years older then me and we went on a family vacation to north caralina my brother and sister and me were all in one room at about 12 o clock and my brother turns to me and says if you say bloody mary 3 times in this mirror she will come and and kill you!!! but you have to do it at 12 o clock and she has snakes as hair! so he turns to the mirror and says bloody mary i am about 5 or 6 years of age and i say ryan stop!!! and he says it again and i start to cry my sister final gets him to stop before he says it a 3rd time ( she is also older then me). so yes yes i do!

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Wow absolutely no activity since I was last on. Has the thread really slowed that much?

I was at work.

That's an excuse I'd expect from william not an elder such as yourself. See two people can play this game...

Mine is a real excuse though. Without a job I can not afford internet, without internet I can not post here.

i would agree with this lone wolf you FAIL

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Holy Crap! Really not much activity in here since I left...

dose that mean you were going to say good morning but you relized you would have won??????

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im gonn try 2 be a egular poster on the longest thread thread so this is fo the cause

having problems with spelling and punctuation, are we?

We here in the longest thread, thread do not discriminate for bad spelling and punctuation. Make fun of, sure, but not discriminate.

as the offiacal bad grammer and speller of the longest thread i would like to welcome you to our humble home

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New Page, so...

When did this start?

a very long time ago in a galaxy far far away

[targetman377]

So does that mean that it's time to make Muy start looking for a new thread picture?

Yup.

Very well.

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sorry but i will personal kill the person that post that pic again i do not want to look at some one who i personal believe had no talent what so ever at all.

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well i am back!!!! so here is my trip

me and the gf left for talyor falls on the st crox on monday we got there set up our tent and then we just kinda hung around there had some of my famouse chicken and rice i make. we camped at interstate park mn it is the oldest interstate park in the nation. and second oldest state park in mn the wisconsen side it is there oldest park in there state.

after we set up the tent we into the town the state park and the town are right next to eachother we played mini golf.

the second day we went to the main atratiction of interstate the pot holes!!!! interstate has the largest and most potholes above ground from glacier water melt off then anywhere in the world. also went on a steam boat down the st crox this was our 9th months anaverisory so i made her steak

the thrid day we went cannoing and hiking on the mn side of the park

then the 4th day we went to wild mountian a park that has an alpine silde what that is a slide the you get on a cart and slide down a large mountain

the 5th day we packed up and came home!!!!!

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New page.

That's it? "New page." That's all you got for us?

What more do you want?

Well, this post is a little better to start with...

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So does that mean that it's time to make Muy start looking for a new thread picture?

Yup.

Very well.

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I can not approve of this picture either.

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so i am leaving have fun with out me

prepares for mega-catchup=athon upon your return.

and here it is i congratulate u people for moving 21 pages with out my services

Was that all we moved it? Could have been 31 pages if wolf cooperated.

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Who the f*ck are you?

Someone that is obviously in the wrong thread.

i give this post my seal of aproval

Already back to stealing gimmicks I see.

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Holy Crap! Really not much activity in here since I left...

dose that mean you were going to say good morning but you relized you would have won??????

No. I would say Good Morning! even if it meant me winning.