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sailorc wrote:
autoload wrote:
sailorc wrote:
strike wolf wrote:*sharpens sword while whistling zippity doo da.*
*panics and buys a rifle*
I love how they always get a gun of some sort... Like THAT'S going to help them...
I could learn some form of self defense karate...
You'd better hurry up and learn I'm already a 2nd degree brown belt hopefully a soon to be 3rd degree brown belt in Shudokan and Shobayashi Shorin Ryu karate do with basic (if not better) understanding of Aikido and hun gar kung fu. But obviously my skills as an assassin go far beyond my martial arts prowess. IF it was jsut martial arts I would have never beeen able to take out the Japanese secret forces at Iwo Jima.
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targetman377 wrote:
sailorc wrote:
autoload wrote:
sailorc wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
you can watch whatever part of your body you want but when me or target have you on our list well god help you.
*calls in a SWAT team*
A little better, but the end result will be the same.
Fine. I'll take over the world and use my millions of soldiers as body guards.

i think thats what hittler said but then he forgot about me and lone wolf the world two best assaasin well you know the story from there
I took out the bodyguards and target took out hitler.
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I have to say that sailorc doesn't bug me really.
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Those were the new recruits strike, and you know it. I took out the battle hardened ones, AND I taught Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee.

Though, currently a Red Belt in, I guess you could call it American Freestyle. Which includes Judo, Aikido, Muay Thai, Boxing, Wrestling, Krav Maga, Jiu-Jitsu (more American and Japanese, as Brazilian is more for smaller statured people), Combat Hapkido, Kenpo Karate, a little Tae Kwon Do, and various weapons.
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muy_thaiguy wrote:Those were the new recruits strike, and you know it. I took out the battle hardened ones, AND I taught Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee.

Though, currently a Red Belt in, I guess you could call it American Freestyle. Which includes Judo, Aikido, Muay Thai, Boxing, Wrestling, Krav Maga, Jiu-Jitsu (more American and Japanese, as Brazilian is more for smaller statured people), Combat Hapkido, Kenpo Karate, a little Tae Kwon Do, and various weapons.
No I'm talking about the other group of secret Japanese forces the more advanced group. Also we both know that you were my assistant sensei when I taught Bruce Lee.
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strike wolf wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:Those were the new recruits strike, and you know it. I took out the battle hardened ones, AND I taught Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee.

Though, currently a Red Belt in, I guess you could call it American Freestyle. Which includes Judo, Aikido, Muay Thai, Boxing, Wrestling, Krav Maga, Jiu-Jitsu (more American and Japanese, as Brazilian is more for smaller statured people), Combat Hapkido, Kenpo Karate, a little Tae Kwon Do, and various weapons.
No I'm talking about the other group of secret Japanese forces the more advanced group. Also we both know that you were my assistant sensei when I taught Bruce Lee.
You are talking about the Godzilla Japanese Forces, the ones that really kind of sucked. I am talking about the giant robot piloting, girls in skimpy clothing, and weird ass futuristic shit Japanese Spec Ops.

Edit* Also, I am the one that taught him to blend the styles together.
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strike wolf wrote:
Quirk wrote:I taught my stepson how to play Magic last night. I haven't played in about 2 years. We stayed up until after 6am playing. And Sean Jr was up at 9. I'm going to try and take a brief nap before we run errands.
Never played Magic and staying up till 6am for it doesn't sound fun.
We stayed up until 6 because it is fun. You should try playing Magic. It's a great game.
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muy_thaiguy wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:Those were the new recruits strike, and you know it. I took out the battle hardened ones, AND I taught Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee.

Though, currently a Red Belt in, I guess you could call it American Freestyle. Which includes Judo, Aikido, Muay Thai, Boxing, Wrestling, Krav Maga, Jiu-Jitsu (more American and Japanese, as Brazilian is more for smaller statured people), Combat Hapkido, Kenpo Karate, a little Tae Kwon Do, and various weapons.
No I'm talking about the other group of secret Japanese forces the more advanced group. Also we both know that you were my assistant sensei when I taught Bruce Lee.
You are talking about the Godzilla Japanese Forces, the ones that really kind of sucked. I am talking about the giant robot piloting, girls in skimpy clothing, and weird ass futuristic shit Japanese Spec Ops.

Edit* Also, I am the one that taught him to blend the styles together.
the godzilla troops? weaklings. The girls in skimpy clothing spec. ops? weaklings. I'm talking about the O my fucking god! they each have enough power to destroy the entire fucking universe game over man troops.

You taught them how to blend it but I perfected that blening process for them.
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Quirk wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
Quirk wrote:I taught my stepson how to play Magic last night. I haven't played in about 2 years. We stayed up until after 6am playing. And Sean Jr was up at 9. I'm going to try and take a brief nap before we run errands.
Never played Magic and staying up till 6am for it doesn't sound fun.
We stayed up until 6 because it is fun. You should try playing Magic. It's a great game.
Don't think I will already addicted to enough games on line. don't need one in RL too.
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well i am at the GF's house so i must likly will be posting a little less on this thread i hope that is ok with you all. but that is all i really got for you today.
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autoload wrote:You know... sailorc reminds me of targetman in a way when target first came to this thread. Both annoyed the shit out of me (sailorc still does) and both had no avatar upon emerging (sailorc still has none).
Do I really need an avatar? :mrgreen:
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strike wolf wrote:
sailorc wrote:
autoload wrote:
sailorc wrote:
strike wolf wrote:*sharpens sword while whistling zippity doo da.*
*panics and buys a rifle*
I love how they always get a gun of some sort... Like THAT'S going to help them...
I could learn some form of self defense karate...
You'd better hurry up and learn I'm already a 2nd degree brown belt hopefully a soon to be 3rd degree brown belt in Shudokan and Shobayashi Shorin Ryu karate do with basic (if not better) understanding of Aikido and hun gar kung fu. But obviously my skills as an assassin go far beyond my martial arts prowess. IF it was jsut martial arts I would have never beeen able to take out the Japanese secret forces at Iwo Jima.
When I was younger I took karate lessons, I was a red belt, I just don't remember much...
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sailorc wrote:
autoload wrote:You know... sailorc reminds me of targetman in a way when target first came to this thread. Both annoyed the shit out of me (sailorc still does) and both had no avatar upon emerging (sailorc still has none).
Do I really need an avatar? :mrgreen:
It does help and a lot of people use avatars to be recognized with. for example, all my avatars have had something related to wolves.
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sailorc wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
sailorc wrote:
autoload wrote:
sailorc wrote: *panics and buys a rifle*
I love how they always get a gun of some sort... Like THAT'S going to help them...
I could learn some form of self defense karate...
You'd better hurry up and learn I'm already a 2nd degree brown belt hopefully a soon to be 3rd degree brown belt in Shudokan and Shobayashi Shorin Ryu karate do with basic (if not better) understanding of Aikido and hun gar kung fu. But obviously my skills as an assassin go far beyond my martial arts prowess. IF it was jsut martial arts I would have never beeen able to take out the Japanese secret forces at Iwo Jima.
When I was younger I took karate lessons, I was a red belt, I just don't remember much...

That sounds like it might be American karate the far inferior version of Japanese karate. I study traditional Okinawan Karate, aka the original karate.
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strike wolf wrote:I have to say that sailorc doesn't bug me really.
Finally!! Some sanity!
autoload wrote:Both annoyed the shit out of me (sailorc still does)
And some insanity...
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targetman377 wrote:
sailorc wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
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targetman377 wrote:oh sorry there sport but i own all the gun trafficing in the world if i where you i would cheek that rifle and make sure it will not blow up in your face :twisted: lol no but searouse you think that will stop us :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: if we were out for you
Wait a minute... How would bringing the rifle up to your cheek help to keep it from blowing up in your face? I would think you would want to check it as far away from your face as possible.
:-$ :-$ :-$ That's the point!!!!!! Then he is dead!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
But I don't want to die!! :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :( :( :cry:

BTW, fixed. :D

alright besides i actually find you funny and amusing!!!!!!

by the way fixed :D gets me everytime. :lol: :lol:
Thank you! Even more sanity! =D> =D> =D>
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BTW, new page.
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strike wolf wrote:
sailorc wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
sailorc wrote:
autoload wrote: I love how they always get a gun of some sort... Like THAT'S going to help them...
I could learn some form of self defense karate...
You'd better hurry up and learn I'm already a 2nd degree brown belt hopefully a soon to be 3rd degree brown belt in Shudokan and Shobayashi Shorin Ryu karate do with basic (if not better) understanding of Aikido and hun gar kung fu. But obviously my skills as an assassin go far beyond my martial arts prowess. IF it was jsut martial arts I would have never beeen able to take out the Japanese secret forces at Iwo Jima.
When I was younger I took karate lessons, I was a red belt, I just don't remember much...

That sounds like it might be American karate the far inferior version of Japanese karate. I study traditional Okinawan Karate, aka the original karate.
I really don't study anything (since it's summer and I'm a student). :D
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sailorc wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
sailorc wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
sailorc wrote: I could learn some form of self defense karate...
You'd better hurry up and learn I'm already a 2nd degree brown belt hopefully a soon to be 3rd degree brown belt in Shudokan and Shobayashi Shorin Ryu karate do with basic (if not better) understanding of Aikido and hun gar kung fu. But obviously my skills as an assassin go far beyond my martial arts prowess. IF it was jsut martial arts I would have never beeen able to take out the Japanese secret forces at Iwo Jima.
When I was younger I took karate lessons, I was a red belt, I just don't remember much...

That sounds like it might be American karate the far inferior version of Japanese karate. I study traditional Okinawan Karate, aka the original karate.
I really don't study anything (since it's summer and I'm a student). :D
Normally I would agree but Okinawan Karate is awesome. It's not quite as flashy as some other styles but it's more realistic for the average fight.
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the only reason i am posting now is cause i wanna win autos contest
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Good Morning!
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AndyDufresne wins the sixth day!

autoload's wake up contest 1 standings:
  • 1. Quirk 2
    2. Skittles! 1
    2. strike wolf 1
    2. TheOtherOne 1
    2. AndyDufresne 1
Quirk still in the lead!

On another note, I like how you guys were talking about the contest right before I posted.
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strike wolf wrote:
autoload wrote:
strike wolf wrote:Time for Strike's event of the week.

THis event happened earlier tonight. What is it? It was my sensei asking me to test for ichkyu ONLY FOUR MONTHS AFTER I TESTED FOR NIKYU! Really took surprised me especially as i have jsut barely finished learning all the material for Ichkyu. I'm happy to be testing but honestly this is probably the first time I've ever felt nervous about a test in karate ever. I say ever twice just to show you how serious I am. It's a really big deal as I think this would be the fastest anyone in our dojo has ever been promoted to ichkyu after their test for Nikyu (assuming I pass of course)

The Wolf has spoken.
Was Sankyu before Nikyu? Shikyu before Sankyu?
It's gokyu to yankyu to sankyu to nikyu to Ichkyu to shodan. Translation green belt to green belt w/ red stripe to 1st degree brown to 2nd degree brown to 3rd degree brown to black belt 1st dan.
The reason I guessed when I did was because Japanese numbers start out "Ichi, Ni, San, Shi, Go, Roku, Shichi, Hachi, Kyu, Jyu.

So, with "one" being Ichi, I guessed Ichkyu was a higher belt than the "two" belt which would have been Nikyu like you said. I continued on down from "three" and so forth.
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strike wolf wrote:
sailorc wrote:
autoload wrote:
sailorc wrote:
strike wolf wrote:*sharpens sword while whistling zippity doo da.*
*panics and buys a rifle*
I love how they always get a gun of some sort... Like THAT'S going to help them...
I could learn some form of self defense karate...
You'd better hurry up and learn I'm already a 2nd degree brown belt hopefully a soon to be 3rd degree brown belt in Shudokan and Shobayashi Shorin Ryu karate do with basic (if not better) understanding of Aikido and hun gar kung fu. But obviously my skills as an assassin go far beyond my martial arts prowess. IF it was jsut martial arts I would have never beeen able to take out the Japanese secret forces at Iwo Jima.
Wow, I haven't heard anyone mention Hung Gar since my military days 17 years ago. My best friend at the time was a practitioner.
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