the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[Lucarilover240]

Uh-oh. The red X of death has come. Thus endeth the reign of the ugly twins. (bows head)

[Lucarilover240]

Time for some cath up posting! (cracks knuckles)

[strike wolf]

Uh-oh. The red X of death has come. Thus endeth the reign of the ugly twins. (bows head)

They were starting to outlive their welcome anyways. We just need to find a new better picture for the thread.

[Lucarilover240]

Actually, come to think of it, the entire Mario Bros. game is really just one big huge acid trip. I mean think about it: The hero is an Italian plumber who grows bigger and stronger by eating mushrooms and can throw fireballs by picking flowers. He must defeat armies of evil mushrooms and turtles who try to stop him, and eventually face off against a turtle/dragon hybrid in order to save the princess. Stars make the plumber invincible and rapid music plays. THE CLOUDS HAVE FUCKING SMILEY FACES ON THEM. Sounds like an acid trip to me.

And here I thought it was shrooms and opiates.

Well, somebody was on something when the game was being made.

Shigeru Miyamoto is a very talented man.

Enough shrooms can make ANYBODY talented.
But yeah Shigeru Miyamoto is of course, talented.

[Lucarilover240]

you jailed quirk jr

But look how happy he is beating the hell out of that ball.

what was the offense that he did to go into jail?

He killed a ball just like that one. The poor soul never stood a chance against his fist of fury.

* cues the trumpets (trumpets start playing taps)

(Drapes an American flag over the deflated ball's casket)

[Lucarilover240]

In the words of the great Norm Peterson "It's a dog eat dog world and targetman is wearing milkbone underwear".

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I'm starting to get the feeling that you two don't think very highly of each other.

[Lucarilover240]

I know. And consider the large ammount of hitmen, and henchmen he has. There's got to be at least 3000 Goombas in that game. And that's just the GOOMBAS. When you add the Koopa Troopas, Buzzy Beetles, Bullet Bills, Hammer Bros, Plantlike things, Latikus (AND spineys), and all the other trippy stuff that comes your way... Holy freaking crap.

Yeah it takes a lot of money to buy an army that unique and a lot of power to control it.

But somehow I found a way.

Wait you're bowser? I thought you were mario.

Bowser is his evil, darker self. The rest of the time, he's Mario.

[Lucarilover240]

fly up here to underwater world in moa (mall of america) and do the same thing it will be not crowded a all. by the way the moa is boring to me i have been there to many times before

And is your aquarium the world's largest? I didn't think so. Does it have beluga whales? Probably not. Does it have whale sharks? nope. Does it have the world's largest fish tank? Nope. I could go on but I'mn only back for a few minutes.

no but in MOA we have the largest mall the largest indoor theame park. inside and an aqurim where you can tuch see creacters and stringrays!!!

We can touch stuff too.

in minnesota we call that sexual harrasment

[Lucarilover240]

wow were is everone today???? well where???

We decided to leave you alone for a while since we hurt your little feelings.

my feelings are not little

My feelings were hurt by that stupid winking emoticon.

I know it's like a stick of dynamite strapped to the crotch.

(shudders)

[Lucarilover240]

Did you just call me trailer trash boy?

Holy fucking shit. Epic.

[Lucarilover240]

no but in MOA we have the largest mall the largest indoor theame park. inside and an aqurim where you can tuch see creacters and stringrays!!!

We can touch stuff too.

in minnesota we call that sexual harrasment

In my bedroom the girls call it fun.

or they just play this when they relise you have the smallest banana in the world

Okay, this exchange is EPIC WIN.

[Lucarilover240]

We decided to leave you alone for a while since we hurt your little feelings.

my feelings are not little

My feelings were hurt by that stupid winking emoticon.

I know it's like a stick of dynamite strapped to the crotch.

what about this one , or this one or or or

well well

(Head explodes)

[Lucarilover240]

Somewhere, Andy just came all over his computer screen.

[Lucarilover240]

To fully appreciate his head you have to see the video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_a6HHQsuJA

Dammit! I was hoping for less fish and more head!

wow i never thought you would ever say that

Get your mind out of the gutter, target!

[strike wolf]

In the words of the great Norm Peterson "It's a dog eat dog world and targetman is wearing milkbone underwear".

................................

I'm starting to get the feeling that you two don't think very highly of each other.

Eh. they have a love hate relationship.

[strike wolf]

We can touch stuff too.

in minnesota we call that sexual harrasment

In my bedroom the girls call it fun.

or they just play this when they relise you have the smallest banana in the world

Okay, this exchange is EPIC WIN.

you know what else is epic? *points to crotch*

[strike wolf]

Did you just call me trailer trash boy?

Holy fucking shit. Epic.

I guess we could put it in the running for new thread picture...

[autoload]

Either that or targetman would have whittled him down to one territory to give you the easy win.

It's one of the things that make me a good assassin...I can get people to do what I want without them even meaning to.

I think that was implied on my part.

Implied or inferred?

Whichever.

[autoload]

Not much activity in here.

Yeah this thread's been on life support lately. where is everyone?

At least we aren't on page 3 like some other thread...

[autoload]

The Wolf has spoken.

Love it!

[autoload]

Uh-oh. The red X of death has come. Thus endeth the reign of the ugly twins. (bows head)

Finally!

[autoload]

In the words of the great Norm Peterson "It's a dog eat dog world and targetman is wearing milkbone underwear".

................................

I'm starting to get the feeling that you two don't think very highly of each other.

Nah, I just have to put him back in his place every now and then. It's Jimbo's turn now.

[autoload]

you know what else is epic? *points to crotch*

Why did you point to my crotch?

[autoload]

Did you just call me trailer trash boy?

Holy fucking shit. Epic.

I guess we could put it in the running for new thread picture...

I would approve of that.

[strike wolf]

Either that or targetman would have whittled him down to one territory to give you the easy win.

It's one of the things that make me a good assassin...I can get people to do what I want without them even meaning to.

I think that was implied on my part.

Implied or inferred?

Whichever.

You failed to realize the Simpsons joke.