A Letter to the Tea Party Rebels

[xelabale]

Dear Americans,

Whilst we do indeed sympathise with your terrible teething pains (those puberty years can be so trying), we, the disinterested onlookers from round the globe, cordially request that you keep the noise down over there. Of course growing up is difficult, there will be troubles, and healthy, mature debate is to be encouraged. However, simply shouting names at each other really isn't going to achieve anything.
Here in the civilized world we are trying to bring war criminals to justice, improve the standard of living and generally make the world a better place. As you may be aware this is a difficult process with many issues to be resolved. To be honest all this whining and hullabaloo from next door is becoming really tiresome and in some cases seems to have actually diverted the attention of some of our partners away from much more serious business.
Thus we must ask that you desist from this bothersome spectacle immediately or you will be sent to bed without any supper.
Please find below some examples of the drivel we request you immediately desist from:

"Help, the marxist scum are coming with their massive government, taking my money and my rights and giving it to the lazy shits who just want a free lunch. Soon we will be overrun by government officials controlling every aspect of my life - my personal freedoms are being eroded. The constitution, the constitution, guns guns guns."

"Help the fascist scum are fighting back with their controlled media and big business interests. We must shut them down before they assassinate our leaders and give free guns to everyone. They are deliberately destroying our planet for their own capitalist gains. The constitution, the constitution, global warming global warming."

We consider that we have been very patient with you thus far, and would therefore hope that you will show a marked improvement in your behaviour forthwith.

Regards,

The Civilized World

[GabonX]

Turkey is the civilized world?

We are in hell...

[6.57]

Turkey is the civilized world?

We are in hell...

The author of this thread does not represent any of my views.

I believe he has mistakenly seen himself as a part of 'the civilised world' since he feels that Turkey is going to soon be a member of the EU. The day that his countrymen are able to take advantage of the EU's liberal border and socialist economic policies will signal the end of the Western European prosperity, and hammer the nail into the coffin of European culture.

[Neoteny]

Dear Americans,

Whilst we do indeed sympathise with your terrible teething pains (those puberty years can be so trying), we, the disinterested onlookers from round the globe, cordially request that you keep the noise down over there. Of course growing up is difficult, there will be troubles, and healthy, mature debate is to be encouraged. However, simply shouting names at each other really isn't going to achieve anything.
Here in the civilized world we are trying to bring war criminals to justice, improve the standard of living and generally make the world a better place. As you may be aware this is a difficult process with many issues to be resolved. To be honest all this whining and hullabaloo from next door is becoming really tiresome and in some cases seems to have actually diverted the attention of some of our partners away from much more serious business.
Thus we must ask that you desist from this bothersome spectacle immediately or you will be sent to bed without any supper.
Please find below some examples of the drivel we request you immediately desist from:

"Help, the marxist scum are coming with their massive government, taking my money and my rights and giving it to the lazy shits who just want a free lunch. Soon we will be overrun by government officials controlling every aspect of my life - my personal freedoms are being eroded. The constitution, the constitution, guns guns guns."

"Help the fascist scum are fighting back with their controlled media and big business interests. We must shut them down before they assassinate our leaders and give free guns to everyone. They are deliberately destroying our planet for their own capitalist gains. The constitution, the constitution, global warming global warming."

We consider that we have been very patient with you thus far, and would therefore hope that you will show a marked improvement in your behaviour forthwith.

Regards,

The Civilized World

[daddy1gringo]

Ich bin ein Armenian.

[colton24]

Dear Americans,

Whilst we do indeed sympathise with your-shut up- terrible teething pains (those puberty years can be so trying), we, the disinterested onlookers from round the globe, cordially request that you keep the noise down over there. Of course growing up is difficult, there will be troubles, and healthy, mature debate is to be encouraged. However, simply shouting names at each other really isn't going to achieve anything.
Here in the civilized world we are trying to bring war criminals to justice, improve the standard of living and generally make-lol you brits are annoying-world a better place. As you may be aware this is a difficult process with many issues to be resolved. To be honest all this whining and hullabaloo from next door is becoming really tiresome and in some cases seems to have actually diverted the attention of some of our partners away from much more serious business.
Thus we must ask that you desist-lolol we could destroy the UK in 1 week-this bothersome spectacle immediately or you will be sent to bed without any supper.
Please find below some examples of the drivel we request you immediately desist from:

"Help, the marxist scum are coming with their massive government, taking my money and my rights and giving it to the lazy shits who just want a free lunch. Soon we will be overrun by government officials controlling every aspect of my life - my personal freedoms are being eroded. The constitution, the constitution, guns guns guns."

"Help the fascist-WAIT FASCIT SCUM WHY YOU LITTLE *CENSORED* -scum are fighting back with their controlled media and big business interests. We must shut them down before they assassinate our leaders and give free guns to everyone. They are deliberately destroying our planet for their- - own capitalist gains. The constitution, the constitution, global warming global warming."

We consider that we have been very patient with you thus far, and would therefore hope that you will show a marked improvement in your behaviour- - forthwith.

Regards,

The Civilized- - World

hey brit shut up. we are civilized the tea party happened 200 years ago and we kicked yalls ass back to britian. if i were you i'd think serouisly how many people your gonna piss off with this that are american. you're just another brit all pissed that America should be a coloney of Britian and we arent cause we kicked yall ass.

Turkey is the civilized world?

We are in hell...

yes we are hmmmm

[oVo]

if i were you i'd think serouisly how many people your gonna piss off with this

Probably none. America was also colonized by Spain, France & others and much to the chagrin
of the people already living here received immigrants from everywhere.

Dear Americans, forthwith.

Forthwith is such a good word.

The preview button and spellcheck features are your friends colon24

Combining rude with ignorance and illiteracy just isn't typically very funny. So forthwith do try to keep the triple combo seperate in your attempts at humour and remember that a pissed Brit is drunk.

[6.57]

... and remember that a pissed Brit is drunk.

Especially when they're a turk.

[Serbia]

Combining rude with ignorance and illiteracy just isn't typically very funny.

It can, however, be unintentional comedic gold. Though, that doesn't help colt's cause either.

[Phatscotty]

How Childish is that? BWAHAHAHAHA Hey, how did Britain's bond auction go last week? BWAHAHAHAHA yeah you guys are so awesome, gag me with a spoon. Worry about your own country, we are doing just fine over here you envious SOB

[Frigidus]

How Childish is that? BWAHAHAHAHA Hey, how did England's bond auction go last week? BWAHAHAHAHA yeah you guys are so awesome, gag me with a spoon. Worry about your own country, we are doing just fine over here you envious SOB

He's not English...

[jonesthecurl]

Before the next tea party learn how to make a proper cup of bloody tea.
HInt: tea-bags are NOT involved.

[Phatscotty]

Before the next tea party learn how to make a proper cup of bloody tea.
HInt: tea-bags are NOT involved.

Hint, tea parties in America have nothing to do with making tea, and everything to do with THROWING THE GARBAGE OUT

[Neoteny]

And testicles in the mouth.

[notyou2]

Apparently, someone touched a nerve....

[colton24]

How Childish is that? BWAHAHAHAHA Hey, how did Britain's bond auction go last week? BWAHAHAHAHA yeah you guys are so awesome, gag me with a spoon. Worry about your own country, we are doing just fine over here you envious SOB

agreed lets get the gallows

[Snorri1234]

Wow, you guys are seriously retarded.

[Frigidus]

And testicles in the mouth.

I was quite embarrassed when I went to the tea bagging party only to find that it was something about economics. And here I was thinking that there had a grassroots groundswell movement against the anti-ball sucker movement.

[Martin Ronne]

Dear Americans,

Whilst we do indeed sympathise with your terrible teething pains (those puberty years can be so trying), we, the disinterested onlookers from round the globe, cordially request that you keep the noise down over there. Of course growing up is difficult, there will be troubles, and healthy, mature debate is to be encouraged. However, simply shouting names at each other really isn't going to achieve anything.
Here in the civilized world we are trying to bring war criminals to justice, improve the standard of living and generally make the world a better place. As you may be aware this is a difficult process with many issues to be resolved. To be honest all this whining and hullabaloo from next door is becoming really tiresome and in some cases seems to have actually diverted the attention of some of our partners away from much more serious business.
Thus we must ask that you desist from this bothersome spectacle immediately or you will be sent to bed without any supper.
Please find below some examples of the drivel we request you immediately desist from:

"Help, the marxist scum are coming with their massive government, taking my money and my rights and giving it to the lazy shits who just want a free lunch. Soon we will be overrun by government officials controlling every aspect of my life - my personal freedoms are being eroded. The constitution, the constitution, guns guns guns."

"Help the fascist scum are fighting back with their controlled media and big business interests. We must shut them down before they assassinate our leaders and give free guns to everyone. They are deliberately destroying our planet for their own capitalist gains. The constitution, the constitution, global warming global warming."

We consider that we have been very patient with you thus far, and would therefore hope that you will show a marked improvement in your behaviour forthwith.

Regards,

The Civilized World

Ah yes, Turkey, the civilized world. How are the Armenians doing?

[GabonX]

[6.57]

Martin Romne... thankyou.

I was losing faith in everbodies ability to tell the difference between a Brit and a dirty, kebab-eating turk.. pretty much as low as you can get - in fact the scum of the world. Though, I suppose alot of Brits have turned into the same degenerative cunts as turks are... so it may be hard to notice nowadays..

I live in a part of Briatiain that is still a British majority in the demographics... for the time being, so I guess I'm lucky.

[GabonX]

What's been happening in Britain really is a shame, but I don't expect it to go on unchallenged.

[demonfork]

Whilst is a dead word.

[Phatscotty]

Whilst is a dead word.

he's just trying to sound extra smart. Too bad he is arguing a losing cause.

[Timminz]

Whilst is a dead word.

While this has nothing to do with anything, it's still false. "Whilst" is still used regularly.