the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[jonesthecurl]

Brutus was sick in his hat.

[2dimes]

Too much dairy?

[autoload]

Too much spinach from Popeye?

[strike wolf]

And how did the shit get into his throat. Oh wait this is target we're referring to...

Yes, yes it is...

et, to brutis?

Target!

I don't know how to explain this, but I lost internet for a few weeks and someone hacked into my account here on CC while I was gone!
I am shocked at the things the hacker posted under my name in here!

Please believe me!

alright i will believe you this time.

Well since you believe him. Remember if you ever see a random wolf that seems to know you and then turn the corner to find that your house in on fire. Believe me, it wasn't me.

[strike wolf]

I worked all night like I always do on Saturday night. If I hurry I may make it to bed before noon.

dont look into his eyes!!!! dont.... cant.......... resist............ too....funny.... .NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Target has joined the dark side.

[strike wolf]

well today has been very uneventful i played a speed game doubles with timmy1 and we won luckily it lasted for over 2 hours and we thought we were done but then we got 3 trade ins in a row in an excluding card game!!!

NOT 3 TRADE INS IN A ROW IN AN EXCLUDING CARD GAME!

[strike wolf]

Target!

I don't know how to explain this, but I lost internet for a few weeks and someone hacked into my account here on CC while I was gone!
I am shocked at the things the hacker posted under my name in here!

Please believe me!

alright i will believe you this time.

Whew! dodged another one.

I was expecting it to say "what a sucker"

[strike wolf]

well today has been very uneventful i played a speed game doubles with timmy1 and we won luckily it lasted for over 2 hours and we thought we were done but then we got 3 trade ins in a row in an excluding card game!!!

So you got lucky huh?

Actually he just assassinated the man on the other team and took over that spot for him so that the other team would lose. but we can't say that because it's a secret and he might get banned...

I guess it's too late for that.

[strike wolf]

well today has been very uneventful i played a speed game doubles with timmy1 and we won luckily it lasted for over 2 hours and we thought we were done but then we got 3 trade ins in a row in an excluding card game!!!

So you got lucky huh?

yes we did but i am glad added to me getting more medles

I want more meddles too. Specifically the Pink Floyd album Meddle.

[strike wolf]

Well, I went to a car show with my grandparents, and boy was it HOT. You know, one of those days where it's so hot, you just don't want to do anything. So yeah, suffered in the heat for most of the day. But, on the plus side, my grandfather won an award for his Li'l Red Express Truck.

Sounds like an exciting calory burning day. we had overcast here so the heat wasn't too bad. How hot was it there? By the way I've forgotten where you live. Is it Furryville, Indiana?

[strike wolf]

Well, I went to a car show with my grandparents, and boy was it HOT. You know, one of those days where it's so hot, you just don't want to do anything. So yeah, suffered in the heat for most of the day. But, on the plus side, my grandfather won an award for his Li'l Red Express Truck.

Also...I thought you were making catch up posts not telling us about your day posts.

[strike wolf]

Target truely has turned bad grammar into an art form.

No, I truly would like to read the munchkin version of J Fenimore Cooper's classic.
"Ding, Dong, Chingachcook is dead!"

Yes Jonesy's post there was awarded my post of the day. I just forgot to advertise it as such.

[strike wolf]

You lily livered pussies. Get in here and post.

My internet, for some unknown reason (probably Canada), cut out at about 9pm last night. It turned back on sometime today. Damn you auto!

Funny, that happened to me too. The Wi-Fi on my Wii stopped as well.



... I smell a conspiracy...

Damn Canada. First the internet, now our video games? WHats next our radio stations? *hears someone asking me a question* TV? why would they care about tv? Anyways. This must stop here I hereby form the Anti-Canadian ANti-internet/videogames party coalition...and if you think that's a mouth full wait till you find out that's the abbreviation.

[strike wolf]

Ugh, screw it, I'm gonna go play The Godfather.

Remember to make an offer they can't refuse. By the way, I am highly shocked and somewhat appalled (I can't be truely disgustingly appalled until after I've actually played the game for myself) that they made a video game out of The Godfather. One of the greatest, deepest movies of all time and now they're making a videogame out of it? One that will most likely butcher if not the story line something about the movie? I mean what's next making a video game about Casablanca or Citizen Kane? Or Star Wars?

[strike wolf]

I thought I had France.

you? You're just the head of the puppet government. Now dance puppet boy.

How do you know puppets even dance?

Because puppets do whatever the puppeteer tells them to?

I know...

And yet I still see no dancing...

[strike wolf]

This is the only thread I could ever trust to have more than 50 pages in one week.

In the past it's been known to have 20 pages in one day.

*jaw drops in awe*

*watches as sailor's jaw falls off*

And your momma always told you not to keep your mouth open.

How do you know? Have been stalking me? *Quickly looks around room, but to no avail.*

*watches sailor through a secret camera placed in his most favorite teddy bear*

Why would I want to stalk you? You're not on my list of people to kill...not yet anyways.

[strike wolf]

In the past it's been known to have 20 pages in one day.

*jaw drops in awe*

i will approval this action

Itshould say "I will approve of this action"

Targetman lives by his own grammar rules. So what he says is correct.

He could at least say "I will approval of this action"...

[strike wolf]

And how did the shit get into his throat. Oh wait this is target we're referring to...

Yes, yes it is...

et, to brutis?

It should say Et tu, Brute?

Parlez-vous français? or are we speaking some other language similarly spelled?

It would be latin AKA the language Caesar would actually be speaking if this event happened as told by Shakespeare and others who claim this. Tu pulchra est?

[strike wolf]

Targetman lives by his own grammar rules. So what he says is correct.

Oh and I smell a post of the day.

[strike wolf]

Targetman lives by his own grammar rules. So what he says is correct.

this post has my official seal of approval

This post gets strike's paw stamp of approval.

[strike wolf]

et, to brutis?

It should say Et tu, Brute?

Parlez-vous français? or are we speaking some other language similarly spelled?

we were speaking latin but only lone wolf and auto got it

More like i was speaking Latin and you were misspelling latin words.

[strike wolf]

you? You're just the head of the puppet government. Now dance puppet boy.

How do you know puppets even dance?

Because puppets do whatever the puppeteer tells them to?

I know...

no you don't know PUPPETS do not always do what the puppeteer tells them. HAVE YOU PEOPLE NEVER SEEN A SCARY MOVIE IN YOUR LIFE!!!!! PUPPETS KILL YOU!!!!!!!!

SHHHH! Don't give the puppet ideas.

[strike wolf]

You lily livered pussies. Get in here and post.

My internet, for some unknown reason (probably Canada), cut out at about 9pm last night. It turned back on sometime today. Damn you auto!

Funny, that happened to me too. The Wi-Fi on my Wii stopped as well.



... I smell a conspiracy...

were goes there to offset the conspiracy with inconsestant facts...... wow that was close i hope the nwo dose not fire me. oh dam did i say that out loud . *twedles fingers*

I'll tell you good work when I'm done translating this sentence.

[strike wolf]

targets history fact of the week (yes its back)!!!!![/size]


Andrew Jackson brother got the small box while being held as a prisoner of war during the revolutionary war. there mother got them free after she pleaded with the British however it was too late for Andrew Jackson brother he died on the way back. Andrew Jackson also got small box while being held captive.

And barely survived himself. I remember you came out with this shortly after I made my first ...of the week.

[strike wolf]

speaking of ... of the week.

It's time for strike's movie of the week!

This week's movie you ask?

District 9. Now I don't know what most of you are thinking. Some of you might be saying that weird movie with the weirder looking aliens? and to that I would say yes but it is more than that. District 9 is a must see great movie. The plot is great. The acting is good. And the execution is brilliant. At the same time though this is not a movie that you should take kids to see. I would go into detail but I do not want to risk spoiling anything about this movie. GO SEE IT NOW! so in short: Definitely a lot of violence and some definitely splattering of blood and gore. In my opinion, District 9 gets a 9.6 out of 10.

The Wolf has Spoken.