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strike wolf wrote:Well I'm screwed over in one game. I was playing manual deployment and was set up I thought reasonably well in S. America. Red had oceania but he lost a lot of troops taking it. Green went after Europe. Round 1, Red takes Oceania, Green takes Europe, I take S. America without losing any troops so I have 12 troops guarding each border. Second round, Red fortifies oceania and takes all but one territory in Asia, Green attacks me and takes S. Amercia, I spend a lot of troops retaking S. America. Round three, Red takes Asia, Green ignores that fact and makes random attac that doesn't do anything, I make attempt to break Red's Asia's bonus but of course unlike green, I have to move across three territories before I can get to him and by then I've used up almost all three of my troops and they prove not enough and RED STILL HAS ASIA!
Watch Green win this game. He knew you would try to break Red's bonus so he saved his armies and let you bash yours away.
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strike wolf wrote:So we are 77 pages from a major landmark in this thread. I feel like we need to have a plan of some kind.
Make moar posts?
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autoload wrote:
strike wolf wrote:Well I'm screwed over in one game. I was playing manual deployment and was set up I thought reasonably well in S. America. Red had oceania but he lost a lot of troops taking it. Green went after Europe. Round 1, Red takes Oceania, Green takes Europe, I take S. America without losing any troops so I have 12 troops guarding each border. Second round, Red fortifies oceania and takes all but one territory in Asia, Green attacks me and takes S. Amercia, I spend a lot of troops retaking S. America. Round three, Red takes Asia, Green ignores that fact and makes random attac that doesn't do anything, I make attempt to break Red's Asia's bonus but of course unlike green, I have to move across three territories before I can get to him and by then I've used up almost all three of my troops and they prove not enough and RED STILL HAS ASIA!
Watch Green win this game. He knew you would try to break Red's bonus so he saved his armies and let you bash yours away.
Nope. Even after wasting so many of my troops I still have more htan he does. Between breaking me in SA and attacking one insignificant territory he blew all of his European troops.
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autoload wrote:
strike wolf wrote:So we are 77 pages from a major landmark in this thread. I feel like we need to have a plan of some kind.
Make moar posts?
Making more posts is the answer to all of man's problems.
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targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:Well it's pouring here. Was outside for three minutes and my clothes have been thoroughly soaked through.

it rained here yesterday now it's sunny!!! 8-)
Fucking amazing!
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strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
Sackett58 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
Bring the donuts and you'd be welcome to stay. But we've got our eyes on you.

Plus everyone knows Mormons don't eat donuts.
Buy stock in Krispy Kremes

in Minnesota they opened up krispy kremes. than like last year they all closed!!!!
Dunkin Donuts must have put them out of business there.

nope its was because all have the heath fanatics in Minnesota!
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strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:So we are 77 pages from a major landmark in this thread. I feel like we need to have a plan of some kind.
say our trademarks????
We need more than that.
Say someone else's trademarks?
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strike wolf wrote:
autoload wrote:
strike wolf wrote:So we are 77 pages from a major landmark in this thread. I feel like we need to have a plan of some kind.
Make moar posts?
Making more posts is the answer to all of man's problems.

amen.
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autoload wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:Well it's pouring here. Was outside for three minutes and my clothes have been thoroughly soaked through.

it rained here yesterday now it's sunny!!! 8-)
Fucking amazing!

but isn't????
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strike wolf wrote:
autoload wrote:
strike wolf wrote:Well I'm screwed over in one game. I was playing manual deployment and was set up I thought reasonably well in S. America. Red had oceania but he lost a lot of troops taking it. Green went after Europe. Round 1, Red takes Oceania, Green takes Europe, I take S. America without losing any troops so I have 12 troops guarding each border. Second round, Red fortifies oceania and takes all but one territory in Asia, Green attacks me and takes S. Amercia, I spend a lot of troops retaking S. America. Round three, Red takes Asia, Green ignores that fact and makes random attac that doesn't do anything, I make attempt to break Red's Asia's bonus but of course unlike green, I have to move across three territories before I can get to him and by then I've used up almost all three of my troops and they prove not enough and RED STILL HAS ASIA!
Watch Green win this game. He knew you would try to break Red's bonus so he saved his armies and let you bash yours away.
Nope. Even after wasting so many of my troops I still have more htan he does. Between breaking me in SA and attacking one insignificant territory he blew all of his European troops.
Well, he still did the right thing then. If he has many less armies than you it makes sense to conserve his armies knowing that you will weaken yourself and the other guy in the process. Thus balance comes a little closer in the game.
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autoload wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:Well it's pouring here. Was outside for three minutes and my clothes have been thoroughly soaked through.

it rained here yesterday now it's sunny!!! 8-)
Fucking amazing!
I know this must be the first time something like that's ever happened.
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targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
Sackett58 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
Bring the donuts and you'd be welcome to stay. But we've got our eyes on you.

Plus everyone knows Mormons don't eat donuts.
Buy stock in Krispy Kremes

in Minnesota they opened up krispy kremes. than like last year they all closed!!!!
Dunkin Donuts must have put them out of business there.

nope its was because all have the heath fanatics in Minnesota!
Donuts are only fattening if you have a bad diet.
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autoload wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:So we are 77 pages from a major landmark in this thread. I feel like we need to have a plan of some kind.
say our trademarks????
We need more than that.
Say someone else's trademarks?
you mean like "And I'm Spent"?
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targetman377 wrote:
autoload wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:Well it's pouring here. Was outside for three minutes and my clothes have been thoroughly soaked through.

it rained here yesterday now it's sunny!!! 8-)
Fucking amazing!

but isn't????
That's right it isn't.
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autoload wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
autoload wrote:
strike wolf wrote:Well I'm screwed over in one game. I was playing manual deployment and was set up I thought reasonably well in S. America. Red had oceania but he lost a lot of troops taking it. Green went after Europe. Round 1, Red takes Oceania, Green takes Europe, I take S. America without losing any troops so I have 12 troops guarding each border. Second round, Red fortifies oceania and takes all but one territory in Asia, Green attacks me and takes S. Amercia, I spend a lot of troops retaking S. America. Round three, Red takes Asia, Green ignores that fact and makes random attac that doesn't do anything, I make attempt to break Red's Asia's bonus but of course unlike green, I have to move across three territories before I can get to him and by then I've used up almost all three of my troops and they prove not enough and RED STILL HAS ASIA!
Watch Green win this game. He knew you would try to break Red's bonus so he saved his armies and let you bash yours away.
Nope. Even after wasting so many of my troops I still have more htan he does. Between breaking me in SA and attacking one insignificant territory he blew all of his European troops.
Well, he still did the right thing then. If he has many less armies than you it makes sense to conserve his armies knowing that you will weaken yourself and the other guy in the process. Thus balance comes a little closer in the game.
I know. I'm just ticked because it kind of screws me over.
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my eyes are killing me
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targetman377 wrote:my eyes are killing me
Why'd you HAVE TO ARM THem with Knives?
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strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:my eyes are killing me
Why'd you HAVE TO ARM THem with Knives?

i thought it would be cool. i guess not :(
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targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:my eyes are killing me
Why'd you HAVE TO ARM THem with Knives?

i thought it would be cool. i guess not :(
Still, that's a sharp look for you.
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targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:my eyes are killing me
Why'd you HAVE TO ARM THem with Knives?

i thought it would be cool. i guess not :(
If you wanted to look cool why didn't you just get sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their frickin heads?

Now I'm gonna have to read the paper about the obituary for the assassin stabbed to death by his own eyes.
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jonesthecurl wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:my eyes are killing me
Why'd you HAVE TO ARM THem with Knives?

i thought it would be cool. i guess not :(
Still, that's a sharp look for you.

This gets the wolf's official silver paw stamp of approval.
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