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jonesthecurl wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
the great Confucius once said: "you can never have enough sharks with laser beams attached to their heads"

Descartes once said: "There is nothing more pleasing than thanking a friend. So please thank Wolf for helping disarm your eyes"
and jonesthecurl once said, "you're babbling strikewolf. take a deep breath."

this post get's my official seal of approval :mrgreen:
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targetman377 wrote:EDITED OUT

sorry upon reading this last post i have reacted my statement and right now i am confused as why i wrote it.


i would like to apologist to auto for any inconvenience i may have caused. i would also like to apologies for my lapse of judgment. (last night i had one drink) yes i understand that is no excuses by i am truly deeply sorry and i am still lost why i wrote this
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targetman377 wrote:EDITED OUT
Another one ruined...
i would like to mention to auto i have edited the post sorry
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strike wolf wrote:So my roommates got the new ODST game. I haven't played it myself yet but I have watched them play on Firefight mode and it seems to be a challenging game.
what is that game?
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strike wolf wrote:
Lucarilover240 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:It's a 20 page report. It's due next monday but it's coming along much faster than I expected. I've already got 10 pages done!
Holy crap, and I thought my 10 page final in government was long.
My Psych teacher basically got pissed at us for not doing too well on the test (class average: 55. My grade: 81) So he assigned this homework.
Sounds like the kind of teacher I wouldn't want to have.
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strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
Lucarilover240 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:It's a 20 page report. It's due next monday but it's coming along much faster than I expected. I've already got 10 pages done!
Holy crap, and I thought my 10 page final in government was long.

:lol: :lol: :lol: i cant wait until our little boy grows up and enters collage!!!! in brings tears to my eyes of happiness. :)
I hear horror stories of graduate students who have to do 110 page papers.
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autoload wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
autoload wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
autoload wrote: At one point in my life I kept getting details of each woman confused with other women I knew. Nerve wracking to say the least.
Well that sounds like a recipe for disaster.
I'm not making this up, but I was talking to about 15 different women. I was only sleeping with maybe 6 of them, but definitely trying to hook up with all of them.

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: ohhh wait its auto never mind.
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autoload wrote:On another note, over 480,000 views for this topic. Another milestone of sorts.

Onward to our march towards a half million views!
The entire concept of view milestones never even occurred to me.
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muy_thaiguy wrote:I'm planning on invading Georgia. Any ideas on how to do it?
1: Approach Georgia border.
2: Dramatic pause.
3: Step over border.

You have now successfully invaded Georgia.
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targetman377 wrote:so i have to write a 4 page paper on the election of 1800!!! sounds like fun so that's what i will be looking like.
You're going to make yourself look like a 4 page paper on the election of 1800? Hope you have a good supply of cash, because thet's going to take a lot of plastic surgery.
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strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:my eyes are killing me
Why'd you HAVE TO ARM THem with Knives?

i thought it would be cool. i guess not :(
If you wanted to look cool why didn't you just get sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their frickin heads?

Now I'm gonna have to read the paper about the obituary for the assassin stabbed to death by his own eyes.
Acknowledging Austin Powers refrence.
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autoload wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:
strike wolf wrote:i'd rather it not be. top tier shit has a tendency to hit the fan.
The ceiling fan?
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Lucarilover240 wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:I'm planning on invading Georgia. Any ideas on how to do it?
1: Approach Georgia border.
2: Dramatic pause.
3: Step over border.

You have now successfully invaded Georgia.

this post has my official seal of approval :mrgreen: i would also go as far to nominated it for my post of the year a award.
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Lucarilover240 wrote:
targetman377 wrote:so i have to write a 4 page paper on the election of 1800!!! sounds like fun so that's what i will be looking like.
You're going to make yourself look like a 4 page paper on the election of 1800? Hope you have a good supply of cash, because thet's going to take a lot of plastic surgery.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: that was funny!!!!!
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targetman377 wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
the great Confucius once said: "you can never have enough sharks with laser beams attached to their heads"

Descartes once said: "There is nothing more pleasing than thanking a friend. So please thank Wolf for helping disarm your eyes"
and jonesthecurl once said, "you're babbling strikewolf. take a deep breath."

this post get's my official seal of approval :mrgreen:
Already beat yo utoo it. Hope you didn't have all your eggs in one basket.
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targetman377 wrote:
targetman377 wrote:EDITED OUT

sorry upon reading this last post i have reacted my statement and right now i am confused as why i wrote it.


i would like to apologist to auto for any inconvenience i may have caused. i would also like to apologies for my lapse of judgment. (last night i had one drink) yes i understand that is no excuses by i am truly deeply sorry and i am still lost why i wrote this
autoload wrote:
targetman377 wrote:EDITED OUT
Another one ruined...
i would like to mention to auto i have edited the post sorry
*shakes head, disappointed in target*
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Lucarilover240 wrote:
autoload wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
autoload wrote:
strike wolf wrote: Well that sounds like a recipe for disaster.
I'm not making this up, but I was talking to about 15 different women. I was only sleeping with maybe 6 of them, but definitely trying to hook up with all of them.

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: ohhh wait its auto never mind.
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Thank you Mario! But your princess is in another castle!
You might want to knock before you enter...
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Lucarilover240 wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:I'm planning on invading Georgia. Any ideas on how to do it?
1: Approach Georgia border.
2: Dramatic pause.
3: Step over border.

You have now successfully invaded Georgia.
So that's how all the illegals do it.
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Lucarilover240 wrote:
targetman377 wrote:so i have to write a 4 page paper on the election of 1800!!! sounds like fun so that's what i will be looking like.
You're going to make yourself look like a 4 page paper on the election of 1800? Hope you have a good supply of cash, because thet's going to take a lot of plastic surgery.
This gets The Wolf's Official Paw Stamp of Approval.
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targetman377 wrote:
Lucarilover240 wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:I'm planning on invading Georgia. Any ideas on how to do it?
1: Approach Georgia border.
2: Dramatic pause.
3: Step over border.

You have now successfully invaded Georgia.

this post has my official seal of approval :mrgreen: i would also go as far to nominated it for my post of the year a award.
this gets the first ever Exaggy award.
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strike wolf wrote:
Lucarilover240 wrote:
autoload wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
autoload wrote:
I'm not making this up, but I was talking to about 15 different women. I was only sleeping with maybe 6 of them, but definitely trying to hook up with all of them.

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: ohhh wait its auto never mind.
No, itsa Me! Mario!
Thank you Mario! But your princess is in another castle!
You might want to knock before you enter...
...she may be on the throne.
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jonesthecurl wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
Lucarilover240 wrote:
autoload wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: ohhh wait its auto never mind.
No, itsa Me! Mario!
Thank you Mario! But your princess is in another castle!
You might want to knock before you enter...
...she may be on the throne.
And by throne we mean bowser's *ahem*
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So, here's a game with an all-star cast...


Game 5565848

In other news, if I win one of the two games I;'m in now, I should be promoted out of the "stripes" - 40-odd points to go.
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I'm in.

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targetman377 wrote:i would also like to apologies for my lapse of judgment. (last night i had one drink)
So, you were half drunk?
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I'm out.
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