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GabonX badly needs some sex

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I think the kid badly needs to get away from a computer and between the thighs of a good man or women , his need seems urgent so a prossie seems the best bet.
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Gotta think long term solution here.
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Neoteny wrote:Gotta think long term solution here.
Yeah...how much does he have saved up ?
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ManBungalow wrote:
Neoteny wrote:Gotta think long term solution here.
Yeah...how much does he have saved up ?
Are we talking about money?



LOCK THIS F*CKING THREAD.
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joecoolfrog wrote:GabonX needs more sex.
I can agree with that 8-)

I will say though that this new idea which asserts that sex leads to a healthier or better lifestyle is strongly misguided. The fact that Western society is crumbling at the same time that traditional values are is no coincidence.

That said, I have my weaknesses..and my sexuality is the greatest one. Yes, sexuality in most cases is a form of weakness.
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joecoolfrog wrote:GabonX needs more sex.
I can agree with that 8-)

I will say though that this new idea which asserts that sex leads to a healthier or better lifestyle is strongly misguided. The fact that Western society is crumbling at the same time that traditional values are is no coincidence.

That said, I have my weaknesses..and my sexuality is the greatest one. Yes, sexuality in most cases is a form of weakness.
No wonder you don't get any.
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Anyway, GabonX seems to be okay with this thread. Keep it from getting flame-y and it should be allowed to stay.
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No, in all honesty it should be locked.

I've made threads which specifically address another member before and I got a letter from Andy, so in the interest of consistency the thread should be locked and Joe should receive a warning.
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I should probably get one too. My comment was uncalled for.
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GabonX badly needs some sax

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SAXAMAPHONE!

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GabonX badly needs some styx

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jay_a2j wrote:hey if any1 would like me to make them a signature or like an avator just let me no, my sig below i did, and i also did "panther 88" so i can do something like that for u if ud like...
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GabonX badly needs some stacks

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stacks of anything really, here's some stacks to help you brainstorm:

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No breasts?
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Well, this is why we brainstorm...
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I don't usually do this, but I... ahem... LOLed.
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I'm sailing away...
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GabonX badly needs some slacks

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I'm just going to keep this joke going until all of the threads get merged, and the flame one is buried beneath whichever one of these the mods think is most clever, or funny, or awesome.

I kind of like the stacks one best.

GabonX is a buddy, it's the least I can do...

Plus, this way the mods can save face. Just merge all the threads and no one has to be warned or whatever.
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this is my favorite so far.
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GabonX badly needs some snacks

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GabonX badly needs some socks

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Poor guy is down and out.
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Spazz Arcane wrote:If birds could swim and fish could fly I would awaken in the morning to the sturgeons cry. If fish could fly and birds could swim I'd still use worms to fish for them.
saxitoxin wrote:I'm on Team GabonX
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I like the Styx one.

But I also laughed aloud at the slacks.
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Spazz Arcane wrote:If birds could swim and fish could fly I would awaken in the morning to the sturgeons cry. If fish could fly and birds could swim I'd still use worms to fish for them.
saxitoxin wrote:I'm on Team GabonX
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Re: GabonX badly needs some slacks

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thegreekdog wrote:I like the Styx one.

But I also laughed aloud at the slacks.
I also like the Styx one.
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Re: GabonX badly needs some styx

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Tic-tacs?
Big Macs?
Flapjacks?

I suppose these are all snacks.
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