the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[targetman377]

we seem to be getting more and more and more like each other.

I hope not.

That makes two of us.

acutally 3 cause to be honest i would not want to be you guys either



oh dam!!! its happning again

[strike wolf]

It was Luc. He did it this time.

Damn! I've been caught! (dives into nearby bomb shelter)

*Is whistling while sharpening his sword inside his personal bomb shelter when he hears the soun of someone diving into it*

*after lucri dives in and is confronted he turns to run out*

SURPRISE!!!!!
*standing there with an ak 47 (call me old fashion but it does not block, jam, or overheat)

I wouldn't call you old fashioned. Everygun expert I know still says that's one of the best guns out there.

[targetman377]

bananas or bust!!!!

I endorse this. **Passes around a banana bunch**


--Andy

WHOA! I'm not sure if Andy ever endorsed anything in this thread before!

You may be right. I can't remember him ever endorsing anything in here before either.

Fucking target wins the lotto...

i would just like to thank everyone who made this possible from my parents family friends and of course ANDY!!!!

[strike wolf]

I read Dr.Pepper was before Pepsi and Coke.

yes you are correct DR. PEPPER IS THE FIRST SODA(wisconson)/POP(every normal state aka north/SODA POP(political bull shit people who piss me off)/COKE(all you southerners)!!!!!! it was invented and sold by a pharmisist. who called it DR. PEPPER.

I alternate between calling it soda, pop and soft drink. Normally I just called it by what kind I'm getting AKA Coke Sprite Dr Pepper.

[targetman377]

I can feel the love in this thread. Oh wait, that's just the bananas. **Eats a banana**


--Andy

really where do you put your bananas

I think he likes to put them in his mouth. *eats a melon*

I agree. *eats a taco*

really both of you with with the sex you really need to get it out of your mind

[targetman377]

You may be right. I can't remember him ever endorsing anything in here before either.

Fucking target wins the lotto...

Well it is easy to win the endorsement when you're being a goody two shoes towards the one endorsing you.

never i would never do that


BANANA TRUCK DRIVER"how many bananas did you want delivered to this address again TARGET??"

[targetman377]

lucri had fun playing call of duty. by the way i hate that first map we played and you are sick at sniping! cant wait to play again

Yes, I did enjoy destroying you 70 to nothing.

Was it really that bad? *thinks back to when he played target and beat him 85 to nothing in a different game*

I beat target 215 to 0 and I was asleep when it happened...

what are you all taking about

[targetman377]

Just checked: We are now less than 5000 away from that other thread (that is currently on page 2).

oh boy!!!!

[targetman377]

No no no...no rabies. Maybe Rage, but not rabies. **Eats a banana...**


--Andy

Andy has been posting actual content I see...

Doesn't Andy always post content?

no he posts bananas and i don't think he would argue with that.

[targetman377]

Just checked: We are now less than 5000 away from that other thread (that is currently on page 2).

We're also closing in on page 3000.

LIES!!!!!

[targetman377]

its been raining here all day!!! it makes me sad i wish it was sunny.

At least you're clouds serve a purpose. it's cloudy here but no rain. All the miserableness without the function.

what to make everything wet and cold. i just herd that its supposed to snow here by the end of the week

Lucky bastard getting snow so early.
Plus we don't need rain for it to be wet and cold the humidity does that for us.

no no it bad here cold

[targetman377]

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the first supreme court chief justice was John jay however after about only a 1 year in office he was selected to go talk with the British and form a treaty with them. this treaty today is known as the Jay Treaty.

also the supreme court did not have there own building up until after the depression they meet in the capital or congress in the basement before this.

WHen you need a treaty, who do you call? *chorus* Call Jay!

when you need a good treaty who do you call??? not jay!!!!

When there somethin strange...going on in England. who can ya call?

GHOST BUSTERS!!!!

[strike wolf]

I can feel the love in this thread. Oh wait, that's just the bananas. **Eats a banana**


--Andy

really where do you put your bananas

I think he likes to put them in his mouth. *eats a melon*

I agree. *eats a taco*

really both of you with with the sex you really need to get it out of your mind

A man can't eat an item which happens to also be a slang term for a woman's breast without getting called out for thinking of sex? *eats another melon*

[targetman377]

Unfortunately Jay thought the british gummint was a part of the NWO, so his treaty was with the nine secret leaders of the world and not with the king.

So in other words he met with you, the Pope, Stalin, Hitler, Steven Spielberg, Megatron, Darth Vader, E.T. and the guy who got his face melted off in The Raiders of the Lost Arc?

nope he met with the oil ceo's

I like my example better.

but yours is wrong mine is right.

[strike wolf]

You may be right. I can't remember him ever endorsing anything in here before either.

Fucking target wins the lotto...

Well it is easy to win the endorsement when you're being a goody two shoes towards the one endorsing you.

never i would never do that


BANANA TRUCK DRIVER"how many bananas did you want delivered to this address again TARGET??"

As many that can fit.

[targetman377]

no that does not mean furries are one step closer to taking over the world

Ah, but Lucario, being part jackal, is, in effect, a canine. *ahem* (monocle)

You know, I didn't take that into consideration. Sure I didn't know that fact but maybe I should have fact checked before I made the statement.

what are you trying to say lone wolf

I'm saying that to adequately make my aforementioned statement it may be necessary or perhaps at the very least proper to reevaluate and reanalize my former stance based on the new information that has as of now been brought into the realm of my attention.

what new info???

[strike wolf]

Just checked: We are now less than 5000 away from that other thread (that is currently on page 2).

We're also closing in on page 3000.

LIES!!!!!

I speak only the truth. We're less than 50 pages away.

[targetman377]

More important than the Dr. Pepper. It's what's in front of it.

"The (something) Trophy". Can't read the middle word. Picture too blurry.

The Coaches Trophy. The trophy of the World Champions *whispers* of american college football...

football.... football.... i have herd that before i wonder where...... i wonder what it is

Don't act all sour just because your team lost.

team what is that word you speak of???

[strike wolf]

Unfortunately Jay thought the british gummint was a part of the NWO, so his treaty was with the nine secret leaders of the world and not with the king.

So in other words he met with you, the Pope, Stalin, Hitler, Steven Spielberg, Megatron, Darth Vader, E.T. and the guy who got his face melted off in The Raiders of the Lost Arc?

nope he met with the oil ceo's

I like my example better.

but yours is wrong mine is right.

What are you talking about? Those are the CEOs of the major oil corporations.

[targetman377]

its part of the nwo they just don't want you to know

Target has spies in the NWO.

for all they know i am the nwo wait did i say that out loud???

You can't be the NWO, I know the head of the NWO. Nice guy really. Play golf with him two times a week. It's a shame that he's the next name on the assassination list.

thats the cover story the real nwo has going on i am actually the man with the plans and the leader

[targetman377]

It was Luc. He did it this time.

Damn! I've been caught! (dives into nearby bomb shelter)

*Is whistling while sharpening his sword inside his personal bomb shelter when he hears the soun of someone diving into it*

*after lucri dives in and is confronted he turns to run out*

SURPRISE!!!!!
*standing there with an ak 47 (call me old fashion but it does not block, jam, or overheat)

I wouldn't call you old fashioned. Everygun expert I know still says that's one of the best guns out there.

IS!!! IS!!!! THE BEST GUN!!!!

[targetman377]

really where do you put your bananas

I think he likes to put them in his mouth. *eats a melon*

I agree. *eats a taco*

really both of you with with the sex you really need to get it out of your mind

A man can't eat an item which happens to also be a slang term for a woman's breast without getting called out for thinking of sex? *eats another melon*

[strike wolf]

Ah, but Lucario, being part jackal, is, in effect, a canine. *ahem* (monocle)

You know, I didn't take that into consideration. Sure I didn't know that fact but maybe I should have fact checked before I made the statement.

what are you trying to say lone wolf

I'm saying that to adequately make my aforementioned statement it may be necessary or perhaps at the very least proper to reevaluate and reanalize my former stance based on the new information that has as of now been brought into the realm of my attention.

what new info???

The new possibly irrelevant information provided to a lupine thread member brought to me by a certain mammalian demi-caninian video game morph that has the latent potential to cause me to deviate from my former position and create a new yet most probably highly similar statement as to fully correct my position in the matter at hand.

[targetman377]

So in other words he met with you, the Pope, Stalin, Hitler, Steven Spielberg, Megatron, Darth Vader, E.T. and the guy who got his face melted off in The Raiders of the Lost Arc?

nope he met with the oil ceo's

I like my example better.

but yours is wrong mine is right.

What are you talking about? Those are the CEOs of the major oil corporations.

yes the ones you know they really are not the ones.

[strike wolf]

"The (something) Trophy". Can't read the middle word. Picture too blurry.

The Coaches Trophy. The trophy of the World Champions *whispers* of american college football...

football.... football.... i have herd that before i wonder where...... i wonder what it is

Don't act all sour just because your team lost.

team what is that word you speak of???

Just because your team lost to a rival team that now has a quarterback who used to be a franchise player on your team but has now gone over to the rival team doesn't mean you have to pretend to not understand what I am talking about.