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[targetman377]

what is a wiccans?

Ah! One minute after I summon you, you arrive.

Excellent!

Just like a lap dog.

i think that dog is bigger than the person

[targetman377]

Maybe 2dimes will come in and play wrecking crew?

Don't give him any ideas...

I can not control him.

wait i thought he was your multi or was it you were his multi?

neither. You are all my multis. You just don't realize it yet.

and you are my muti i control you all

[strike wolf]

Nicholas Cage?

That would be negative acting ability.

Samuel L. Jackson?

only in snakes on a plane when he says "that's it i am tired of these god dam mother fuken snakes on this god dam fucken plain."

So at all otehr times he has no talent?

[strike wolf]

only in snakes on a plane when he says "that's it i am tired of these god dam mother fuken snakes on this god dam fucken plain."

Was it because people could tell he was mispronouncing the words by saying them how you spelled it?

This gets the Wolf's Silver Seal of Approval As brought to you by target's idea

[strike wolf]

what is a wiccans?

Ah! One minute after I summon you, you arrive.

Excellent!

u summon, i came

Just like a lap dog.

[strike wolf]

This thread is Huge.

You might want to take note because it will be a long time before this happens again.

This gets The Wolf's Diamond Paw Stamp of Approval

[strike wolf]

I think everyone's posted. So for page 3000, I have a special surprise.

That's right I found an actual picture of target over the internet:

really that is not me mine colur would say!!!! nukes not nuts!!!!!

You actually don't rmemeber this because this was 10 minutes before you became nuclear. The government decided to play a prank on the anti-nuclear arms squirrel and thus the nuclear squirrel was born. That and when you went to the Ukraine you ended up too close to Chernobyl.

[strike wolf]

well what makes you a wiccans?

Being several people at once for starters.

what is a wiccans?

First you have to be several people at once. Second you have to be a part of this wacky religion that worships the moon and earth. Oh and believes in sex magic.

what is sex magic, AUTO I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU AUTO!!!! WHAT IS SEX MAGIC i figured you of all people would know

Sex magic is the idea that one's magical abilities are increased during intercourse. Probalby because of the human wand.

[strike wolf]

i know its kind of like cricus maxvuise but i have never played that map but i like the idea!!!

That's the whole thing, even Circus Maximus allows for the potential to attack different territories not just one.The way this is designed you'd only be able to attack one territory at a time.

yes but there i know but is that not a unquie game play style?

It's a unique play style it's just very limited in that aspect.

i know but its interesting right i think there will be a nich for it on this site

Maybe.

[strike wolf]

what plan

the one where you try and take over the world.

what world

This world.

whats a world?

Its a thing with ground and water and air.

[strike wolf]

here it is aka it is a work in progress http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... 41&t=98808

Good luck. I see this idea going even less further than you go with your girlfriend though.

hopefully i will finish the map before a year and hopefully my gf last longer than 2 more days!!!

She called me yesterday. Told me something important.

what did she?

Told me to wish you guys luck...and that she's going to be meeting auto for the weekend.

[strike wolf]

what is a wiccans?

Ah! One minute after I summon you, you arrive.

Excellent!

Just like a lap dog.

i think that dog is bigger than the person

probably. It was the closest I could find to an elephant.

[strike wolf]

It's time for the Wolf's event of the week.

This week's event is a no brainer. It's page 3000.

I'd speak on it's behalf but i woul just end up making light of all it's glory.

The Wolf has Spoken.

[strike wolf]

So get this. I decided to go get sushi tonight. So I order the eel roll (for those who haven't tried it, eel is delicious). I order it from the Japanese lady at the register and tell her that I want an eel roll combo. She says "one eel roll? Ok. That will be..." but the price doesn't add up to the combo price. So I ask her if that's with the side and drink, but get this SHE DOESN"T KNOW I MEAN BY A SIDE! I find this irritating. I understand a japanese restaurant hiring actual Japanese people to work there but they should at least speak enough English to actually understand the customers or not be on the register.

[jonesthecurl]

It's time for the Wolf's event of the week.

This week's event is a no brainer. It's page 3000.

I'd speak on it's behalf but i woul just end up making light of all it's glory.

The Wolf has Spoken.

And what a fine page it was.

[autoload]

lol nice idea man join tournement http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... 90&t=98605

Maybe I will but first...what's in it for me?

Another medal.

[autoload]

He will do.

WOuld you also have accepted Tom Cruise?

Not if my life depended on it.

[autoload]

You can't have "a wiccans". You can have "a wiccan" or "several wiccans".

well what makes you a wiccans?

Being several people at once for starters.

what is a wiccans?

First you have to be several people at once. Second you have to be a part of this wacky religion that worships the moon and earth. Oh and believes in sex magic.

I only believe in the sex magic part.

[autoload]

hopefully i will finish the map before a year and hopefully my gf last longer than 2 more days!!!

She called me yesterday. Told me something important.

Really? *leans in closer to hear*

[autoload]

First you have to be several people at once. Second you have to be a part of this wacky religion that worships the moon and earth. Oh and believes in sex magic.

what is sex magic, AUTO I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU AUTO!!!! WHAT IS SEX MAGIC i figured you of all people would know

Ask me later when I have time to answer properly.

[autoload]

Or Strike Wolf in the dining room with the katana.

That would be awesome if we could custom order Clue boards with our names on it.

[autoload]

I'm in.

Looks like I haven't missed page 3000 yet.

No the rush for 3000 hasn't quite begun yet though we are getting closer.

we did not want to start the rush when we would not be there we all wanted to be able to get on the page

I almost didn't make it. Luckily my Longest threade thread sense started tingling.

Spider Wolf?

[autoload]

only in snakes on a plane when he says "that's it i am tired of these god dam mother fuken snakes on this god dam fucken plain."

Was it because people could tell he was mispronouncing the words by saying them how you spelled it?

This gets the Wolf's Silver Seal of Approval As brought to you by target's idea

*adds to his collection*

[autoload]

what is a wiccans?

Ah! One minute after I summon you, you arrive.

Excellent!

u summon, i came

Just like a lap dog.

I know.

[strike wolf]

lol nice idea man join tournement http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... 90&t=98605

Maybe I will but first...what's in it for me?

Another medal.

that is a good point.