the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[strike wolf]

I'd rather be oregano.

[autoload]

That's completely different. She's not jealous of you. For some reason after the rings went on the rules changed and somehow we were not going to be poligamists. I never managed to get it in writing so probably can't get an anullment now.

f*ck me dead.

[strike wolf]

So now that I've learned that Benjamin Franklin was a traitor to the country he helped to set up I don't know what to do any more. everything I believed in about the foundign fathers was a sham...Did Jefferson and Adam really cooperate to write the Declaration of Independence? i had always thought htey had secretly hired Thomas Paine to write it for them. Who really killed those people in the Boston Massacre? If it wasn't Godzilla? Did the US really forge the attack on the USS Maine? I don't know what to think any more. Also who really rode that nuke into the British forces in Delaware if it wasn't Teddy Roosevelt?

Wow I can't remember the last time you used that many smilies in a post. Oh wait yeah I do...it was yesterday.

[strike wolf]

That's completely different. She's not jealous of you. For some reason after the rings went on the rules changed and somehow we were not going to be poligamists. I never managed to get it in writing so probably can't get an anullment now.

f*ck me dead.

He would but the smell's too much for him.

[autoload]

Apey wasn't looking to get her cookie eaten properly after all. It was just a false alarm for a homework assingment.

Stand down for now and hopfully she didn't see the equipment before we got it locked back in the 'stache shack.

Disaster averted.

[autoload]

Of course Hitler would been less uptight if he had given himself the low five more often.

Low five?

Do you mind if I ask how old you are?

This is so far my "Post of the Day".

I will only reply to extremely noteworthy g backloposts today.

I'm afraid you're gonna be heavily disappointed.

I was.

[autoload]

The snow gits to be quiet high. Have you ever seen snow.

For a Southerner, you sure have seen a lot of snow...

Probably southern Canada.

Probably somewhere remote with lots of inbreeding during winter as well.

[autoload]

WHEN WILL YOU BE AUTO!!!!

Not yet.

well when!!!

Later.

no NOW!!!!

Every time you ask I add another week to when I answer it.

[strike wolf]

Low five?

Do you mind if I ask how old you are?

This is so far my "Post of the Day".

I will only reply to extremely noteworthy g backloposts today.

I'm afraid you're gonna be heavily disappointed.

I was.

I've been trying to raise the level up a bit but it's hard when I'm trying to not confuse everyone.

[autoload]

I love smillies
but this time, just for auto's sake, I won't

OMG! You are so considerate! Just for that I will eat a cookie!

what did you just say AUTO?????

Nothing to you.

auto your on a diet *grabs the cookie out of his hand and shoots it with a lazer *wheee close one

It was the thought that counted I guess.

[strike wolf]

The snow gits to be quiet high. Have you ever seen snow.

For a Southerner, you sure have seen a lot of snow...

Probably southern Canada.

Probably somewhere remote with lots of inbreeding during winter as well.

With those walls of snow it's hard to find anything else to do.

[strike wolf]

Not yet.

well when!!!

Later.

no NOW!!!!

Every time you ask I add another week to when I answer it.

And everytime he demands you add a year.

[autoload]

well we all from up nor'd would like to give a good old ye ya to all u young guns down south

That post was such a pathetic attempt at Southern accents that I'm gonna pretend it never happened.

That was embarrassing.

[autoload]

my ex gf i had was black and also was a protestant she had family that lived in Mississippi and she said that there was no way that any one form the south would allow us to get married!!! is that true?

I knew you guys would break up!!!!!!!!!!!1

[autoload]

For all you parody fans out there:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiGkNWG2W-E

Al's accordian work and hand farting noise leads will be studied in future university music programs, mark my words.

2dimes was on a little posting spree last night.

[autoload]

here you go muscic fans a classic
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3T_xeoGES8

For all you parody fans out there:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiGkNWG2W-E

i give you props

Props like in "Whose Line is it Anyways?"

[targetman377]

So now that I've learned that Benjamin Franklin was a traitor to the country he helped to set up I don't know what to do any more. everything I believed in about the foundign fathers was a sham...Did Jefferson and Adam really cooperate to write the Declaration of Independence? i had always thought htey had secretly hired Thomas Paine to write it for them. Who really killed those people in the Boston Massacre? If it wasn't Godzilla? Did the US really forge the attack on the USS Maine? I don't know what to think any more. Also who really rode that nuke into the British forces in Delaware if it wasn't Teddy Roosevelt?

Wow I can't remember the last time you used that many smilies in a post. Oh wait yeah I do...it was yesterday.

[strike wolf]

For all you parody fans out there:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiGkNWG2W-E

Al's accordian work and hand farting noise leads will be studied in future university music programs, mark my words.

2dimes was on a little posting spree last night.

yeha he added a couple of quality posts to the thread.

[targetman377]

well when!!!

Later.

no NOW!!!!

Every time you ask I add another week to when I answer it.

ok

[strike wolf]

here you go muscic fans a classic
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3T_xeoGES8

For all you parody fans out there:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiGkNWG2W-E

i give you props

Props like in "Whose Line is it Anyways?"

We couldn't save Mr. Jagger, but we did manage to save his lips"

[strike wolf]

well when!!!

Later.

no NOW!!!!

Every time you ask I add another week to when I answer it.

ok

Every time you say ok he adds a decade.

[targetman377]

OMG! You are so considerate! Just for that I will eat a cookie!

what did you just say AUTO?????

Nothing to you.

auto your on a diet *grabs the cookie out of his hand and shoots it with a lazer *wheee close one

It was the thought that counted I guess.

ur darn right we all most had to call fema and they would not have responded for a good mounth

[2dimes]

I'm serious about Al.

So is Apey's cookie stale or somthing?

[targetman377]

my ex gf i had was black and also was a protestant she had family that lived in Mississippi and she said that there was no way that any one form the south would allow us to get married!!! is that true?

I knew you guys would break up!!!!!!!!!!!1

that is not the one i am curently dated and by the way auto that ex i went out with for over 2 years my new gf is amazing and we already had our year YOU LOSE

[strike wolf]

what did you just say AUTO?????

Nothing to you.

auto your on a diet *grabs the cookie out of his hand and shoots it with a lazer *wheee close one

It was the thought that counted I guess.

ur darn right we all most had to call fema and they would not have responded for a good mounth

Nah we'd probably get someone slower than FEMA, like the lady working at the DMV.