is the sky poised to fall?

SultanOfSurreal · Post by **SultanOfSurreal** » Thu Oct 22, 2009 5:58 pm

discuss

pimpdave · Post by **pimpdave** » Thu Oct 22, 2009 6:03 pm

I am certain that it is for the following reasons:

1) stuff falls from it sometimes
2) HOLY SHIT THE ENTIRE SKY IS FALLING

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Thu Oct 22, 2009 6:04 pm

It can't stay up there forever.

mpjh · Post by **mpjh** » Thu Oct 22, 2009 6:05 pm

Because the universe is expanding, does that mean the atmosphere is thinning.

jay_a2j · Post by **jay_a2j** » Thu Oct 22, 2009 6:11 pm

No, but......

1) the moon will turn "blood red"

2) the sun will not give it's light

3) the "new world order" will be short lived, making way for Christ's reign.

Just the facts m'am, just the facts

the debate is over......

SultanOfSurreal · Post by **SultanOfSurreal** » Thu Oct 22, 2009 6:12 pm

jay_a2j wrote:No, but......

1) the moon will turn "blood red"

2) the sun will not give it's light

3) the "new world order" will be short lived, making way for Christ's reign.

Just the facts m'am, just the facts

the debate is over......

hahahaha

john9blue · Post by **john9blue** » Thu Oct 22, 2009 6:13 pm

Almost got killed by a skyflake yesterday. The thing was bigger than a golf ball. We need a government bureau to fix this...

SultanOfSurreal · Post by **SultanOfSurreal** » Thu Oct 22, 2009 6:18 pm

john9blue wrote:Almost got killed by a skyflake yesterday. The thing was bigger than a golf ball. We need a government bureau to fix this...

i thought there already was a bureau to prevent the sky from falling... isn't it called the department of homeland security?

neanderpaul14 · Post by **neanderpaul14** » Thu Oct 22, 2009 6:19 pm

The sky is falling, the sky is falling...........we must run and tell the king!!!!!!!

Timminz · Post by **Timminz** » Thu Oct 22, 2009 6:21 pm

jay_a2j wrote:No, but......

1) the moon will turn "blood red"

2) the sun will not give it's light

3) the "new world order" will be short lived, making way for Christ's reign.

Just the facts m'am, just the facts

the debate is over......

jay_a2j · Post by **jay_a2j** » Thu Oct 22, 2009 6:33 pm

Timminz wrote:
jay_a2j wrote:No, but......

1) the moon will turn "blood red"

2) the sun will not give it's light

3) the "new world order" will be short lived, making way for Christ's reign.

Just the facts m'am, just the facts

the debate is over......

You laugh now, but what I wouldn't give to see the look on your faces when it happens!

AAFitz · Post by **AAFitz** » Thu Oct 22, 2009 6:43 pm

jay_a2j wrote:No, but......

1) the moon will turn "blood red"

2) the sun will not give it's light

3) the "new world order" will be short lived, making way for Christ's reign.

Just the facts m'am, just the facts

the debate is over......

there are about 1000 other religions that interpret it slightly different.

Those are the actual facts. If you did happen to stumble on the right one, and are one of the lucky ones that got informed about the Correct God...kudos...however...I wouldnt gloat in that too much....if hes as Good as you say he is...Ill bet he frowns on that sort of thing.

AAFitz · Post by **AAFitz** » Thu Oct 22, 2009 6:45 pm

jay_a2j wrote:
Timminz wrote:
jay_a2j wrote:No, but......

1) the moon will turn "blood red"

2) the sun will not give it's light

3) the "new world order" will be short lived, making way for Christ's reign.

Just the facts m'am, just the facts

the debate is over......

You laugh now, but what I wouldn't give to see the look on your faces when it happens!

Again, I highly doubt any Good God would be very pleased with such gloating.

You do have the advantage though. If you are correct, you will die and find out you are correct. If you are wrong, you will get to live your entire life under the false impression you were right...and will never know you were wrong.

Its possible you wasted some serious time on a fairy tale, but at least youll never have to face that.

AAFitz · Post by **AAFitz** » Thu Oct 22, 2009 6:46 pm

neanderpaul14 wrote:The sky is falling, the sky is falling...........we must run and tell the king!!!!!!!

I thought he only cared when humpty dumpty fell.

SultanOfSurreal · Post by **SultanOfSurreal** » Thu Oct 22, 2009 6:50 pm

jay_a2j wrote:You laugh now, but what I wouldn't give to see the look on your faces when it happens!

and what i wouldn't give to see the look on your face in those flashingly brief moments of lucidity when your cognitive dissonance fails and you realize existence is nothing more than 70 or so years of suffering followed by an irreversible plunge into oblivion, and that you've wasted what unbelievably little time you have worshipping a non-existent sky man and the bizarre, sadistic, patently untrue and impossible fairy tales of barely-literate desert people from the iron age

Timminz · Post by **Timminz** » Thu Oct 22, 2009 7:12 pm

SultanOfSurreal wrote:
jay_a2j wrote:You laugh now, but what I wouldn't give to see the look on your faces when it happens!
and what i wouldn't give to see the look on your face in those flashingly brief moments of lucidity when your cognitive dissonance fails and you realize existence is nothing more than 70 or so years of suffering followed by an irreversible plunge into oblivion, and that you've wasted what unbelievably little time you have worshipping a non-existent sky man and the bizarre, sadistic, patently untrue and impossible fairy tales of barely-literate desert people from the iron age

+1

jay_a2j · Post by **jay_a2j** » Thu Oct 22, 2009 7:12 pm

SultanOfSurreal wrote:
jay_a2j wrote:You laugh now, but what I wouldn't give to see the look on your faces when it happens!
and what i wouldn't give to see the look on your face in those flashingly brief moments of lucidity when your cognitive dissonance fails and you realize existence is nothing more than 70 or so years of suffering followed by an irreversible plunge into oblivion, and that you've wasted what unbelievably little time you have worshipping a non-existent sky man and the bizarre, sadistic, patently untrue and impossible fairy tales of barely-literate desert people from the iron age

you shall know the truth and the truth shall set you free!

Timminz · Post by **Timminz** » Thu Oct 22, 2009 7:15 pm

Get up, a get, get, get down.
9-1-1 is a joke in your town.

Frigidus · Post by **Frigidus** » Thu Oct 22, 2009 7:23 pm

jay_a2j wrote:
SultanOfSurreal wrote:
jay_a2j wrote:You laugh now, but what I wouldn't give to see the look on your faces when it happens!
and what i wouldn't give to see the look on your face in those flashingly brief moments of lucidity when your cognitive dissonance fails and you realize existence is nothing more than 70 or so years of suffering followed by an irreversible plunge into oblivion, and that you've wasted what unbelievably little time you have worshipping a non-existent sky man and the bizarre, sadistic, patently untrue and impossible fairy tales of barely-literate desert people from the iron age

you shall know the truth and the truth shall set you free!

Or chain you down, as you demonstrate.

Phatscotty · Post by **Phatscotty** » Thu Oct 22, 2009 8:03 pm

AAFitz wrote:
jay_a2j wrote:No, but......

1) the moon will turn "blood red"

2) the sun will not give it's light

3) the "new world order" will be short lived, making way for Christ's reign.

Just the facts m'am, just the facts

the debate is over......
there are about 1000 other religions that interpret it slightly different.

Those are the actual facts. If you did happen to stumble on the right one, and are one of the lucky ones that got informed about the Correct God...kudos...however...I wouldnt gloat in that too much....if hes as Good as you say he is...Ill bet he frowns on that sort of thing.

In case you are wondering which religeon has it right and get's to go to heaven.....it's the Mormons. Mormon is the correct answer

jay_a2j · Post by **jay_a2j** » Thu Oct 22, 2009 8:31 pm

Phatscotty wrote:
AAFitz wrote:
jay_a2j wrote:No, but......

1) the moon will turn "blood red"

2) the sun will not give it's light

3) the "new world order" will be short lived, making way for Christ's reign.

Just the facts m'am, just the facts

the debate is over......
there are about 1000 other religions that interpret it slightly different.

Those are the actual facts. If you did happen to stumble on the right one, and are one of the lucky ones that got informed about the Correct God...kudos...however...I wouldnt gloat in that too much....if hes as Good as you say he is...Ill bet he frowns on that sort of thing.
In case you are wondering which religeon has it right and get's to go to heaven.....it's the Mormons. Mormon is the correct answer

A "religion" does not grant you access to heaven. It's your relationship with Jesus Christ. There may be people from many different "religions" in heaven. The one thing that they will all have in common, is that they will all have accepted Jesus Christ as Lord and Savior.

The debate is over.....

luns101 · Post by **luns101** » Thu Oct 22, 2009 8:59 pm

hecter wrote:It can't stay up there forever.

notyou2 · Post by **notyou2** » Thu Oct 22, 2009 9:06 pm

jay_a2j wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:
AAFitz wrote:
jay_a2j wrote:No, but......

1) the moon will turn "blood red"

2) the sun will not give it's light

3) the "new world order" will be short lived, making way for Christ's reign.

Just the facts m'am, just the facts

the debate is over......
there are about 1000 other religions that interpret it slightly different.

Those are the actual facts. If you did happen to stumble on the right one, and are one of the lucky ones that got informed about the Correct God...kudos...however...I wouldnt gloat in that too much....if hes as Good as you say he is...Ill bet he frowns on that sort of thing.
In case you are wondering which religeon has it right and get's to go to heaven.....it's the Mormons. Mormon is the correct answer

A "religion" does not grant you access to heaven. It's your relationship with Jesus Christ. There may be people from many different "religions" in heaven. The one thing that they will all have in common, is that they will all have accepted Jesus Christ as Lord and Savior.

The debate is over.....

Thats very christian of you to love and respect thy brother

mpjh · Post by **mpjh** » Thu Oct 22, 2009 9:12 pm

The rapture already happened -- if you are here, you missed it.

notyou2 · Post by **notyou2** » Thu Oct 22, 2009 9:14 pm

Whew, thank god I'm still here

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