Limericks - add one line

pyro55 · Post by **pyro55** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 8:34 am

is good with toast [4]

Titanic · Post by **Titanic** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 9:29 am

if left in the sun for seven weeks [5]

I once had a gun [1]

The1exile · Post by **The1exile** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 9:57 am

It was a magnum, point 41, (2)

Anarkistsdream · Post by **Anarkistsdream** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 10:04 am

I loaded it well. (3)

XenHu · Post by **XenHu** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 10:06 am

And went straight to hell(4)...

-X

The1exile · Post by **The1exile** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 10:26 am

Where I found it was actually quite fun. (5)

There once ws a man who was dutch, (1)

Anarkistsdream · Post by **Anarkistsdream** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 10:28 am

Who claimed he could heal with his touch. (2)

geegel · Post by **geegel** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 10:31 am

And often he wondered: the pot or the booze? [3]

Anarkistsdream · Post by **Anarkistsdream** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 10:33 am

Sitting round high whilst healing a bruise (4)

geegel · Post by **geegel** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 10:42 am

He cured many bottles, some joints and his crotch [5]

When townies gather to lynch mobsters [1]

Anarkistsdream · Post by **Anarkistsdream** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 10:45 am

geegel wrote:He cured many bottles, some joints and his crotch [5]

When townies gather to lynch mobsters [1]

Crotch rhymes with TOUCH?!?!?! Where the hell are you from?

And what rhymes with mobsters??? Don't make this difficult. Good lord, man.

Genghis Khant · Post by **Genghis Khant** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 10:45 am

And they pay no heed to the pastors, [2]

Genghis Khant · Post by **Genghis Khant** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 10:50 am

...and there's too many syllables in this line,

geegel wrote:And often he wondered: the pot or the booze? [3]

Anarkistsdream · Post by **Anarkistsdream** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 10:52 am

Let's just start a new one... And this time don't TRY to make it difficult.

geegel · Post by **geegel** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 11:03 am

Anarkistsdream wrote:Let's just start a new one... And this time don't TRY to make it difficult.

Well... you start it than

Anarkistsdream · Post by **Anarkistsdream** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 11:06 am

I heard a ring from my telephone (1)

Titanic · Post by **Titanic** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 2:18 pm

I was wanking all alone [2]

Genghis Khant · Post by **Genghis Khant** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 2:23 pm

When I answered the call [3]

Titanic · Post by **Titanic** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 2:36 pm

It was from my bf Paul [4]

Anarkistsdream · Post by **Anarkistsdream** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 3:11 pm

Who helped me relax my bone (5)

I once had a friend on the hill (1)

Genghis Khant · Post by **Genghis Khant** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 3:14 pm

I once had a friend on the hill (1)
She said she was on the pill [2]

Anarkistsdream · Post by **Anarkistsdream** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 3:20 pm

We lay down in the grass (3)

The1exile · Post by **The1exile** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 3:23 pm

Put my hand on her arse, (4)

Anarkistsdream · Post by **Anarkistsdream** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 3:27 pm

And I'm inside her still (5)

I once knew a sick f*ck (1)

XenHu · Post by **XenHu** » Wed Feb 14, 2007 3:29 pm

His features resembled a duck's(2)...

-X