BigBallinStalin wrote:pimpdave wrote:1. The South.
2. That retarded "honor culture" in the South and Appalachia.
"Dem's fightin words, boy."
"Honor culture." That's a new concept for a Southern Gentlemen like me, please expand on that one.
Yeah, see, that's exactly what I'm talking about. "Dem's fightin words." It's all so retarded. There was a psychological study done about this, wherein undergrad students were sent from one room to another, and had to walk down a hall to get there. On the way, a grad student (in on the study) would be trying to get files out of a filing cabinet that was also in the hallway. But the area was too narrow, and so to get by, the guy looking for files would have to close the drawer and get out of the way.
As the undergrad passed, the guy looking for files, who made clear the entire time the person was coming down the hall that he was having a bad day with his body language and muttering, would get out of the way and say "asshole", as the person passed.
The southerners (especially the ones from Appalachia -- where, remember, the Hatfields and McCoys happened, along with way more blood feuds per capita than any other region on this continent -- seriously, look it up. There's something about living in the hills...) would all get incredibly upset (as measured by blood pressure and heart rate upon reaching their destination), whereas the northerners would actually be
calmed by it. Many arrived at the destination laughing.
The point is, we in the north recognize the situation for what it is, someone having a bad day and allowing it to manifest the wrong way. We laugh at them for being so ridiculous. Or else we're relieved that the crazy person in the hallway stopped at saying "asshole" and didn't flip out some other way (because, after all, we've seen it all).
The southerners think it's directed at them, and are all, "dem's fightin' words".
EDIT: this post is really sloppy, and I'm just way too tired to even begin to clean it up now, so deal with it, people.