king of the hill

shultz · Post by **shultz** » Sun Feb 18, 2007 5:59 pm

it gets stuck in your sock and F***K's you up
I kill myself because of its so funny
open Hill

hourman · Post by **hourman** » Sun Feb 18, 2007 6:41 pm

well i fucken nuke your guyss hill and build a new one

my hill

nyg5680 · Post by **nyg5680** » Sun Feb 18, 2007 7:36 pm

i walk up the hill ask for it nicely u refuse so u bury u alive

pancakemix · Post by **pancakemix** » Sun Feb 18, 2007 7:39 pm

I tell you that nine out of ten people can't lick their elbow. You attempt and break every bone in your body trying

my hill

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Sun Feb 18, 2007 7:41 pm

I bomb your hills ass and take the hill (which is now a hole).

My hole.

nyg5680 · Post by **nyg5680** » Sun Feb 18, 2007 7:41 pm

i tell say ask y do they call it common sense if 90% of the ppl dont have it u werent 1 of the 10% and u went 2 go find the 10%that did have common sense

nyg5680 · Post by **nyg5680** » Sun Feb 18, 2007 7:41 pm

btw its my hill

pancakemix · Post by **pancakemix** » Sun Feb 18, 2007 7:48 pm

I return with the knowledge that 100% of people don't have common sense. So then I stab you.

my hill

shultz · Post by **shultz** » Sun Feb 18, 2007 7:48 pm

WTF, you still got GURLY SOCKS

shultz · Post by **shultz** » Sun Feb 18, 2007 7:49 pm

sorry MISS. MY HILL

nyg5680 · Post by **nyg5680** » Sun Feb 18, 2007 7:51 pm

i take a pair of girly socks choke u wit them and u die my hill

shultz · Post by **shultz** » Sun Feb 18, 2007 8:02 pm

like all girly socks threre, not strong enough and they break,I take your other girly sock and chock you out..
my hill

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Sun Feb 18, 2007 8:22 pm

You find on the top of a hill a castle. I am in the castle. I then make fun of you, and you are forced to leave befor I mock you a second time.

My hill… and castle.

Genghis Khant · Post by **Genghis Khant** » Sun Feb 18, 2007 8:49 pm

I throw the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch over the castle walls and blow you up.

My Castle.

pancakemix · Post by **pancakemix** » Sun Feb 18, 2007 8:51 pm

I summon the powers of Ivan Lins, Brazilian jazz artist extrordinare

my castle

Genghis Khant · Post by **Genghis Khant** » Sun Feb 18, 2007 9:00 pm

I summon Thor to swing his hammer like a golf club and hit the castle 300 leagues away.

My hill.

static_ice · Post by **static_ice** » Sun Feb 18, 2007 9:42 pm

the greek god of wine (or was he roman?) gets you drunk and you tumble off

my sober hill

Genghis Khant · Post by **Genghis Khant** » Sun Feb 18, 2007 9:44 pm

I attack you in a drunken frenzy.

My hill.

static_ice · Post by **static_ice** » Sun Feb 18, 2007 9:47 pm

well ur drunk so you accidentally kill yourself (or was it an accident...j/k)

my hill

hourman · Post by **hourman** » Sun Feb 18, 2007 9:47 pm

i send you to a dark alley and dont give you hobo stab insurance and a hobo stabs you and you die in vain.'

my hill

static_ice · Post by **static_ice** » Sun Feb 18, 2007 9:51 pm

the hobo was hired by you so you give him a check but he doesn't know what a check is so he kills you besides the check would have bounced

my hill

Lord Canti · Post by **Lord Canti** » Sun Feb 18, 2007 9:59 pm

I make a bet with you that I could make the hill disappear. You refuse to leave and begin to mock me. I cover the hill with a giant cloth. Yell, the magic words "illyah ispeardah", you and the hill disappear. I place the cloth on the ground again and shout "illyah peardah" and the hill reappears. You are gone. Sorry ....I never tested the trick on humans.

Oh well.....MY HILL!!

static_ice · Post by **static_ice** » Sun Feb 18, 2007 10:04 pm

first of all, I would never disagree with magic!

second, you get in a magic fight with another magician *coughPrestigecough* and he sends you into an infinite abyss
...which happens to be the same abyss you sent me to...hi, neighbor!

my infinite abyss

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 12:56 am

I get jealous of your infinite abyss and join you there. However it's too big for any of us to ever find each other so we get along peacefully.

Our infinite abyss.

Titanic · Post by **Titanic** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 4:18 am

I climb up the abyss

my hill