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Are there any crazy, off-the-wall conspiracy theories that you believe?

For example, I fully believe that at some point in the near future, the US government and state government will track my comings and goings through my EZpass (which, for those that don't know, allow one to electronically pay road tolls). Therefore, I do not own an EZpass and will not get one.
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I thought that was already going on, as part of the passive data mining the NSA is doing all the time since the Patriot Acts I & II.

At any rate, if you have one through your job, your boss is watching it.
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Yeah I figured that passive data-collecting was not exactly a conspiracy. Or is Ezpass some private company?
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That Canada is behind all the tornadoes in Tornado Alley. Bastards.
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al-Qaeda controls the weather.
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Jesus ones are gooood. Pretty interesting, and being an atheist it makes me happy :3
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Yes. Bill Callahan was hired at Nebraska by a closet Oklahoma fan who came to Nebraska from Pittsburgh, as a way of covering his tracks. This consipiracy is thoroughly brilliant, since this man was actually at Nebraska previously, thus cementing the idea that "it couldn't possibly be", just as the best conspiracies do.
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thegreekdog wrote:Are there any crazy, off-the-wall conspiracy theories that you believe?

For example, I fully believe that at some point in the near future, the US government and state government will track my comings and goings through my EZpass (which, for those that don't know, allow one to electronically pay road tolls). Therefore, I do not own an EZpass and will not get one.



Neither do I. Just watch out for the National ID card which will do the same thing but you won't have to be in your car to be located. ;)
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pimpdave wrote:al-Qaeda controls the weather.


HAARP controls the weather. :-$
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jay_a2j wrote:
pimpdave wrote:al-Qaeda controls the weather.


HAARP controls the weather. :-$

I thought the Chinese did?
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I don't really use credit cards all that much either; more because I don't like the idea of interest more than anything else.
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thegreekdog wrote:I don't really use credit cards all that much either; more because I don't like the idea of interest more than anything else.

cash whenever possible. All we are is a digital trail...
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thegreekdog wrote:Are there any crazy, off-the-wall conspiracy theories that you believe?

For example, I fully believe that at some point in the near future, the US government and state government will track my comings and goings through my EZpass (which, for those that don't know, allow one to electronically pay road tolls). Therefore, I do not own an EZpass and will not get one.


Dump your cell phone and GPS system too man. Big Brother is coming soon. Iam afraid we can't do a damb thing to stop it.

Luckily I don't think the Government wans to control our behaviour so much... it's more about the money... they want to make sure we "pay our fair share".

So Massachusetts will watch all us massholes drive to tax-free New Hampshire... and they will find some way to track it and tax our purchases.
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jimboston wrote:
thegreekdog wrote:Are there any crazy, off-the-wall conspiracy theories that you believe?

For example, I fully believe that at some point in the near future, the US government and state government will track my comings and goings through my EZpass (which, for those that don't know, allow one to electronically pay road tolls). Therefore, I do not own an EZpass and will not get one.


Dump your cell phone and GPS system too man. Big Brother is coming soon. Iam afraid we can't do a damb thing to stop it.

Luckily I don't think the Government wans to control our behaviour so much... it's more about the money... they want to make sure we "pay our fair share".

So Massachusetts will watch all us massholes drive to tax-free New Hampshire... and they will find some way to track it and tax our purchases.

Better get off the internet too. Your ISP can record everything you do, and it probably does. And don't use any search engine! They always sell your information to who'll ever pay them for it. Always.
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pimpdave wrote:I thought that was already going on, as part of the passive data mining the NSA is doing all the time since the Patriot Acts I & II.

At any rate, if you have one through your job, your boss is watching it.


They data mine from all over the world, but much of that information gets filtered. So, most of us don't have their calls, emails, cell phone calls, bank account history, yadayadayada recorded.
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hecter wrote:
jimboston wrote:
thegreekdog wrote:Are there any crazy, off-the-wall conspiracy theories that you believe?

For example, I fully believe that at some point in the near future, the US government and state government will track my comings and goings through my EZpass (which, for those that don't know, allow one to electronically pay road tolls). Therefore, I do not own an EZpass and will not get one.


Dump your cell phone and GPS system too man. Big Brother is coming soon. Iam afraid we can't do a damb thing to stop it.

Luckily I don't think the Government wans to control our behaviour so much... it's more about the money... they want to make sure we "pay our fair share".

So Massachusetts will watch all us massholes drive to tax-free New Hampshire... and they will find some way to track it and tax our purchases.

Better get off the internet too. Your ISP can record everything you do, and it probably does. And don't use any search engine! They always sell your information to who'll ever pay them for it. Always.


I use this program that randomly searches harmless sounding words every 10-30 seconds on google to flood google with erroneous information. It consumes very little resources, it's not like it loads up the website and searches something. Just a little handy program in the bottom right giving GOogle the run-around.
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Yes, I believe that the physical universe may have been the work of an evil demiurge.

The true God didn´t want all this crap.. God created an entity as an experiment and this devil in turn made the flawed expanding bubble we live in.
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That Call of Duty, Halo, and Hello Kitty: Island Adventure were all created by the government so that all males under the age of 23 are knowledgeable of Virtual Warfare, for when they force a draft for the Virtual Army during the Virtual War with Virtual Norway and their Virtual Chestnuts that they stopped exporting.


Does Norway even have Chestnuts?
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Army of GOD wrote:Does Norway even have Chestnuts?


Yes they do.. "kastanj" but I suspect they have less than the rest of northern europe and that they are hestekastanjer who are poisonous. Maybe that´s why they are world leading when it comes to virtual chestnuts.
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I fully believe that Obama is a pastafarian in disguise...
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George Bush predicted that businesses would take over the US so he intentionally wrecked the economy nd started a fake wr over oil in an attempt to both ruin them and expose them. I 've never actually heard this theory before but I thoiught i would throw it out there.
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