the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[Army of GOD]

you looking to get a new cumputer? then

That's what happens when you re-use a condom. Everything goes bad down there.

[targetman377]

I hate Christmas.

wow now your just trying to copy us now lol jk i really dont care for it and auto just hates holidays

[targetman377]

I hate Christmas.

Ok Scrooge.

Haha I know, right?

I'll like in a few years. But not now. Especially this Christmas. I was just depressed all day.

why what happaned?

[targetman377]

It's time for the Wolf's movie of the yer.

This yer's mvie is Inglorious Basterds.

I don't need to defend this choice.

the wolf hs spoken.

Let me guess, the "a" button is still busted?

I'm actually starting to get the feeling I've switched keyboards with Target. everything's messed up.

[targetman377]

Ok I am back after a huge Break so what has happened.

what!!!! where did you go? did you need some special alcohol?

[targetman377]

Holy Buckets we are almost caught up to the $@#@%$. Good thing I came back in time to witness us passing them.

oh brother how do you forget this rule we only have two don't say

!@$#!@#$!@#$
or
!#@$!#@!@%@

[targetman377]

Holy Buckets we are almost caught up to the spamlot. Good thing I came back in time to witness us passing them.

Wow Jimbo, welcome back. Is Andrew Jackson still your favorite president??

He never was and still isn't. He was nothing but a scoundral.

really lets keep that in the other thread u will find my opinion of him higher

[targetman377]

Ok I am back after a huge Break so what has happened.

I gues target's christmas wish came true.

nope not what i asked for

[targetman377]

Ok I am back after a huge Break so what has happened.

I gues target's christmas wish came true.

What was it.

ohhh brother even i got that is that not obvious what he is trying to say?

[Army of GOD]

I hate Christmas.

wow now your just trying to copy us now lol jk i really dont care for it and auto just hates holidays

Haha it's not that I hate the holidays. It's just...things aren't really how I want them yet. Hopefully it'll change soon.

[targetman377]

Once we pass the @@%#%@^ they will try to pass us and they can use spam and post pointless things such as simply posting the letter a. So we will have to arm areselves with conversations in order to stay ahead of them. They can post a faster than we can post a sentence but if we can stay online longer we can get more posted.

wow sounds like a gameplan but you really gotta stop saying that word

[JJM]

Ok I am back after a huge Break so what has happened.

what!!!! where did you go? did you need some special alcohol?

nope I just didn't get on for awhile.

[Army of GOD]

I hate Christmas.

Ok Scrooge.

Haha I know, right?

I'll like in a few years. But not now. Especially this Christmas. I was just depressed all day.

why what happaned?

Long story.

[targetman377]

Holy Buckets we are almost caught up to the $#$^%^#%#^. Good thing I came back in time to witness us passing them.

Wow Jimbo, welcome back. Is Andrew Jackson still your favorite president??

He never was and still isn't. He was nothing but a scoundral.

Such negative attitude. If you're that hard on Andrew Jackson, I'd hate to see wht you sy about Grant and his Alcoholism, Reagan about his whole Iran deal, Jimmy Carter...ok we don';t need a reason to hate Jimmy tht's just how it works, and Lincoln for "provoking" the South.

I admire Reagan and Lincoln. I have a positive opinion of Carter to a certain extent and I do not think Grant was all that awful.

lincon did nothing!!!! I HATE LINCON!!!! WITH A FIREY PASSION

[JJM]

Once we pass the @@%#%@^ they will try to pass us and they can use spam and post pointless things such as simply posting the letter a. So we will have to arm areselves with conversations in order to stay ahead of them. They can post a faster than we can post a sentence but if we can stay online longer we can get more posted.

wow sounds like a gameplan but you really gotta stop saying that word

From now on I will call it the uffda.

[targetman377]

longest thread-48465
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Were getting very close.

all i got is this

[targetman377]

he looks really really happy

[targetman377]

When wagon rides go wrong

i bet you had to pick him up for awhile right!!!!

[targetman377]

It's a mysterious language that may never be solved.

only i know the truth that i speak!!!

Target's probably just a hybrid of Isaac Newton and Shakespeare in one, hiding behind bad grammar and spelling.

Newton and Shakespeare? wht a coincidence. I taught both those guys everything they know.

Have You Ever Heard of Plato? Aristotle? Socrates? ... Morons!

i would agree newton is OK but Shakespeare defiantly not a genuine PLATO ARISOTLE AND SOCRATES MUCH BETTER

[Army of GOD]

Why do you have pictures of me from Christmas?

We're you spying on me Quirk!

[targetman377]

Ho ho ho merry f****** christmas.

I was speaking to one of the regulars in my pub last week and I said "Soon have the "joys" of Christmas" (haha not). to which he replied "F**k off!"

After a chuckle, he said "I think that expresses the feelings of some people better than "bah humbug"... F**k Off!"

I agreed with him.

i happan now to hate all holidays and now i see auto you are right they really are useless days

Now, if you can see my point about girlfriends you will have attained true enlightenment...

lol auto i need to get you to see the light on the romance side trust me then you will be enlightened to my point

[targetman377]

Ok I am back after a huge Break so what has happened.

Jimbo!

Let me see how many posts until I am tired of you.

i got odds on 17

[targetman377]

Once we pass the s*****t they will try to pass us and they can use spam and post pointless things such as simply posting the letter a. So we will have to arm areselves with conversations in order to stay ahead of them. They can post a faster than we can post a sentence but if we can stay online longer we can get more posted.

I am officially tired of Jimbo again.

dam i lost all on the same page

[targetman377]

longest thread-48465
$#^$#^-49691
Were getting very close.

Need to restock on holy water.

Why You keep talking about Holy Water.

this post get my first ever EPIC FAIL POST award

[targetman377]

Dammit! We're backpedaling now!

this conversation was funny