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I'm trying to imagine him waiting on the table but he'd probably completely f*ck that up. Reminds me of the last time I bought a bottle of whiskey in the bar and the young chap serving the table (he said it was his first day on the job...Pah! Serve the fucking whiskey!) was entirely unable to either open the bottle, get ice into a jug, pour shots from the bottle into the shot glass, deal with how many shots to put into the shot glass and finally understand that the reason for the fucking jug was that we were drinking the whiskey mixed and where is the fucking mixer?Pedronicus wrote:why the f*ck would anyone want to have a drink with colton? He's an under-age arsehole with zero brain cells. What sort of paedophiles are on this site exactly?


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This reminds me of a scene in American Dad. Steve's trying to get Roger to come home and says something like "I know I'm not the best of friends and if I had to pick between you and the boob, I'd pick the boob, but I'd always come home to you afterwards and tell you what it was like."Mr Changsha wrote:I'd happily drink with most of the CC players as there are few things I like more than chatting about CC. It also helps that I am extremely undiscerning when drunk - even uncomprehending to be perfectly honest about it - so whomever it was could just prattle on about freestyle vs. sequential or what to do about farming and I'd just sit there and smile...before probably spotting some tail, making grunted apologies and leaving the CC'er alone, in China and completely lost. But then I'm just that kind of guy where tail is concerned.
ManBungalow wrote:TEAM ENGLAND, FART YEAH
the.killing.44 wrote:I don't know. Needing special help isn't giving it.StephenB wrote: Why did JR get the special help medal?
You're cordially invited to come to the Party of the Forgotten, which includes Titanic, vodean and myself.alex951 wrote:hummm wonder why i'm not on anyones list
Don't you dare steal my party-hopeful! We need a girl!notyou2 wrote:Or, alternatively, send your avatar to the drunken top 10 avatar party I am hosting.
Titanic wrote:Thanks, I'm glad someone stands up for me...Timminz wrote:I'd have a drink with Titanic, and not just because of the petty begging.

You sissy. What's the matter, afraid your hair will catch on fire?notyou2 wrote:To be honest, I would rather drink with a lot of the avatars than the owners, well, except natty....he breaths fire when he burps

If Homer Simpson had a beer with him, I'll have a beer with him.natty_dread wrote:You sissy. What's the matter, afraid your hair will catch on fire?notyou2 wrote:To be honest, I would rather drink with a lot of the avatars than the owners, well, except natty....he breaths fire when he burps
jiminski wrote:I will very gladly have a beer with those gentlemen who've expressed their desire to do so.
- Me old and trusted mate Dazler; My speed buddy and closet freedom fighter Timz; And our long departed, part Sioux 'crazy-spider' DaGip!
.. we can then all drunkenly, Yet sensitively, roger Clapps after the curry. (Clapps you are not invited for the drinkies as frankly that is mans business!... no don't argue! we'll bring you a pickled onion and a packet of frazzles as our tools your ale fuelled seduction.. Ahhh sweet, sweet romance! it's subtle melody chimes about my mind like the crunch of a chutney covered popedom!!)

Woooh! Agreed, only if you give us Given backDAZMCFC wrote:Titanic wrote:Thanks, I'm glad someone stands up for me...Timminz wrote:I'd have a drink with Titanic, and not just because of the petty begging.
Titanic, you're one of my footy mates, so you can join the rest and have a drink with us. I changed the rules so Clapper could join.

Well you take them avatars and your tissue and have fun. I'm still gonna take my drink with those hotties that play CC.notyou2 wrote:To be honest, I would rather drink with a lot of the avatars than the owners, well, except natty....he breaths fire when he burps

Not worried about my hair.natty_dread wrote:You sissy. What's the matter, afraid your hair will catch on fire?notyou2 wrote:To be honest, I would rather drink with a lot of the avatars than the owners, well, except natty....he breaths fire when he burps
Titanic wrote:Woooh! Agreed, only if you give us Given backDAZMCFC wrote:Titanic wrote:Thanks, I'm glad someone stands up for me...Timminz wrote:I'd have a drink with Titanic, and not just because of the petty begging.
Titanic, you're one of my footy mates, so you can join the rest and have a drink with us. I changed the rules so Clapper could join.

In that case I'll take Colton, and give all 10 drinks to him.Pedronicus wrote:why the f*ck would anyone want to have a drink with colton? He's an under-age arsehole with zero brain cells. What sort of paedophiles are on this site exactly?
Wow, we're not that desperate...DAZMCFC wrote:Titanic wrote:Woooh! Agreed, only if you give us Given backDAZMCFC wrote: Titanic, you're one of my footy mates, so you can join the rest and have a drink with us. I changed the rules so Clapper could join.
you can't have Given, but we'll give you Benjani.