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targetman377 wrote:
analbrigade wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:
analbrigade wrote:this thread is long. like my penis.

Yes, but some people find this thread interesting, unlike your penis.
my penis is in this thread.
good job your smart all you can writ about is your penis wow how mature
Kind of like my initial reaction until I realized he was at least semi-serious.
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strike wolf wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:
Lucarilover240 wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:
analbrigade wrote:this thread is long. like my penis.

Yes, but some people find this thread interesting, unlike your penis.
You should do standup or something. Your mastery of humor never ceases to amaze me.
Actually I am looking into that possibility. I'll update you guys if that goes anywhere.
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targetman377 wrote:
analbrigade wrote:oh no. they modedited it out.

http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... start=2340

*cough *cough *cough multi 8-[ 8-[
my penis is so huge it could be called a multi...

I prefer to refer to it in the singular tense.
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strike wolf wrote:
analbrigade wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:
analbrigade wrote:this thread is long. like my penis.

Yes, but some people find this thread interesting, unlike your penis.
my penis is in this thread.
Editted for apology
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I just completely re-arranged my dorm room (my roommate failed out so I get my own room!! F*** yes!). I don't have the energy to read everything that has been posted in my absence.















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...all those personal insults were in vain then?
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..and you also missed out on the six pages of hot porn and the garuanteed poker-winning system?
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strike wolf wrote:
autoload wrote:
strike wolf wrote:Went to the eye doctor. Lasik recommended. Eyes dilationized. Sitting downstairs wearing some cheap sunglasses. Oh yeah.
Terminator sunglasses?
Yep. After all before Arnie, I was the original time traveling assassin.
what hahahaha i thought you everything you knew it was my idea i am the original stop stealing my ideas
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Army of GOD wrote:I just completely re-arranged my dorm room (my roommate failed out so I get my own room!! F*** yes!). I don't have the energy to read everything that has been posted in my absence.















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jonesthecurl wrote:..and you also missed out on the six pages of hot porn and the garuanteed poker-winning system?
but we just deleted them now cause the casinos where getting mad at us so now its a super gaured secret oh well should of read them while you could ;)
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**Munches on a banana**


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Going into NYC this evening. Taking the kids to a party thrown by someone at MrsCurl's work.
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jonesthecurl wrote:Going into NYC this evening. Taking the kids to a party thrown by someone at MrsCurl's work.

how far away is that from you?
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AndyDufresne wrote:**Munches on a banana**


--Andy
munches on an apple after all an apple keeps the doctor away what dose a banana do?
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I'd answer you if I could. **Nibbles on a banana**


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AndyDufresne wrote:I'd answer you if I could. **Nibbles on a banana**


--Andy
fine be that way ;) tosses a banana your way
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jonesthecurl wrote:..and you also missed out on the six pages of hot porn and the garuanteed poker-winning system?
Dammit. Oh well. I can just google 'em both!
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Nothing too post-worthy for me at the moment.
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Lucarilover240 wrote:Nothing too post-worthy for me at the moment.
We'll never be good enough for you :cry:
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not far - the Mrs commutes every day.
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targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
autoload wrote:
strike wolf wrote:Went to the eye doctor. Lasik recommended. Eyes dilationized. Sitting downstairs wearing some cheap sunglasses. Oh yeah.
Terminator sunglasses?
Yep. After all before Arnie, I was the original time traveling assassin.
what hahahaha i thought you everything you knew it was my idea i am the original stop stealing my ideas
Technically I'm the first because I went back in time all the way back to when the first bacteria was and assassinated it...As for how we are all here now? It had already divided by the time I got to it...
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targetman377 wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:Going into NYC this evening. Taking the kids to a party thrown by someone at MrsCurl's work.

how far away is that from you?
I hear it's 2 years by snail.
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targetman377 wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:**Munches on a banana**


--Andy
munches on an apple after all an apple keeps the doctor away what dose a banana do?
Unlike the apple when you throw the banana at the doctor it goes splat and is funnier. plus all the peels make it impossible for someone to sneak up on you.
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strike wolf wrote:
autoload wrote:
strike wolf wrote:Went to the eye doctor. Lasik recommended. Eyes dilationized. Sitting downstairs wearing some cheap sunglasses. Oh yeah.
Terminator sunglasses?
Yep. After all before Arnie, I was the original time traveling assassin.
*nods head in approval*
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