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[Army of GOD]

I'm missing the Ramirez joke.

[Lucarilover240]

RAMIREZ!

YOUR BULLETS ARE LIKE YOUR SEMEN:
YOU CAN'T BE SPRAYIN 'EM ALL OVER THE DAMN PLACE

Somebody do it. Please.

[pimpdave]

It's a Modern Warfare 2 joke. One of the guys you play as is Ramirez, and Sgt. Foley is always ordering you to do impossible things that almost always end with you catching a bullet between the eyes. In the hands of the internet, it goes to new depths of absurdity.

[pimpdave]

[Lucarilover240]

I'm still trying to decide if getting a virus on my computer was worth making my own Sgt Foley jokes.

[Army of GOD]

Hahaha oh. See, I never did anything on the ModWar2 menu except select multiplayer. But I feel like I could add some.

[Lucarilover240]

Yeah, you would have to have played the first mission to get my "Sprayin bullets all over the damn place" joke too.

[pimpdave]

I'm still trying to decide if getting a virus on my computer was worth making my own Sgt Foley jokes.

You can get a virus from "knowyourmeme"?

[Lucarilover240]

I'm still trying to decide if getting a virus on my computer was worth making my own Sgt Foley jokes.

You can get a virus from "knowyourmeme"?

Apparently. Maybe it's just the fact that my laptop sucks. I've heard Toshibas are like that.




Also, still waiting on my previous joke to be put to an image.

[Army of GOD]

[pimpdave]

I'm still trying to decide if getting a virus on my computer was worth making my own Sgt Foley jokes.

You can get a virus from "knowyourmeme"?

Apparently. Maybe it's just the fact that my laptop sucks. I've heard Toshibas are like that.




Also, still waiting on my previous joke to be put to an image.

Can you get a virus from just LOOKING at those images, rather than creating them?

[autoload]

Just found out that a friend of mine that I graduated with has become married. This makes 3 since I graduated. The other 2 married last spring. However, both of their brides were still seniors in high school. And one had a Mormon wedding, and if you knew him at all, that would be the LAST kind of wedding you would expect of him. But he is an all round good guy.

I think there might be 3 people in my class that are not married. Me being one of them.

I'm one of the many people I know who aren't married nor getting married.

You aren't in your mid to late 30's yet either...

Yeah but isn't your class mostly people around my age?

I meant my graduating class.

[autoload]

So one day into classes and I already know of one class I'm probably going to drop. Hopefully I won't have to drop any of the classes that I'm in today.

Reason?

1. the class starts at 8:00 AM and I don't tend to do well in early classes.
2. The professor's policy is that if you're tardy, it counts as an absense. And by tardy I mean if I was to walk into the classroom at 8:01.
3. It looked like it was going to be a hard class even if those first two things didn't apply so I decided that it's better not to messs with it.

Don't sign up for 8 am classes in the future.

[autoload]

i'm a bit disappointed in the activity level here.

Dare you say... Not much activity in here?

I dareth.

I approve.

[autoload]

Nice to have a forum legend visit here.

[autoload]

I'm missing the Ramirez joke.

Me too.

[autoload]

Backlog complete.

[autoload]

I'm out.

[jonesthecurl]

This was view no 493000

[jonesthecurl]

493001...

[strike wolf]

Okay, I am loving the Sgt Foley thing. So much, in fact, that I'm going to start an entire thread for it.

I created a kanye meme type one I think it was "Yo Halo...Sorry to interrupt and I'ma gonna let you finish but...Modern Warfare 2 was the best game dis year". but i couldn't get it copied over as an image.

[strike wolf]

RAMIREZ! Take out that harrier with this frisbee!

that's nothing. I once chopped down a sequoia with a herring

[jonesthecurl]

I once held up a queue of 50 people.

[strike wolf]

And by that we mean by the time he's done, he'll look like sausage that was thrown to a pack of german shepards.

[strike wolf]

I'm missing the Ramirez joke.

played Modern Warfare 2 yet?