SMITH197 wrote:may I inquire as to how?
knife?
Lawn Mower?
Sword?
Extremely Sharp Turnip?
Well
We are currently stripping a 95 pathfinder down in the driveway, he was out there on his own when the front axle fell on his pinky finger.
He walked in calmly said
Parker, we're going to the hospital
I was like, who got hurt
He showed me his finger and I was like oh shit! haha. I made it to the E.R. quicker than the meat wagon would have with a one way trip time of 2.5 minutes, almost hitting three times the speed limit and running three red lights... We made it, haha.
(Those who want to bitch about me being unsafe, I was the only car on the road while hittting 100mph on a road I know like the back of my hand and its a straight line, plus I have race training. The redlights were went through with caution with headlights flashing, a middle finger out the window, and a horn blaring)
And, there was duct tape involved. No redneck would be right w/o it.
i must sweep the room for bugs.. 
