I feel dirty whenever I read this forum.

Oblomov · Post by **Oblomov** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 6:29 am

Most of you seem to be total idiots. Many of you seem to be pathetic pseudointellectuals with delusions of grandeur. A few of you seem to be worthwhile human beings, but you tend to allow the rabble to drag you down to their level.

Every civilized part of me screams that I should ignore these sad fourms, and stick to the games. But I can't :cry:

I'll admit it: I read the creepy-highschool-stalker vs. dumbass-teenage-wiccan-girl thread in its entirety. And most of the religion threads. And more of the other stupid threads than I will ever openly admit to reading.

And now I'm posting here. I am doomed. #-o

Dariune · Post by **Dariune** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 6:31 am

this really wants to be in the flame forum so i can give you the reply you deserve

Kid_A · Post by **Kid_A** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 6:38 am

Oblomov wrote:Most of you seem to be total idiots. Many of you seem to be pathetic pseudointellectuals with delusions of grandeur. A few of you seem to be worthwhile human beings

and which one are you?

heavycola · Post by **heavycola** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 6:49 am

Oblomov wrote:I read the creepy-highschool-stalker vs. dumbass-teenage-wiccan-girl thread in its entirety.

You sad bastard. :cry:

MeDeFe · Post by **MeDeFe** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 6:51 am

Was funny seeing it grow, though.

Spuzzell · Post by **Spuzzell** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 7:21 am

I would have read it, but he was never going to kill himself, and she just wasn't hot enough.

I'd love to claim the moral highground, but basically my boredom level overtook my voyeuristic level after page 2.

pathetic pseudointellectuals with delusions of grandeur.

That's like, the definition of humanity.

Neutrino · Post by **Neutrino** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 7:27 am

That is the definition for humanity, exept its not a very widespread definition because most people are confused by the polysyllabic words.

heavycola · Post by **heavycola** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 7:40 am

Neutrino wrote:That is the definition for humanity, exept its not a very widespread definition because most people are confused by the polysyllabic words.

except pseudointellectuals, obviously

XenHu · Post by **XenHu** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 8:25 am

Oblomov wrote: Many of you seem to be pathetic pseudointellectuals with delusions of grandeur.

Man, your good...

:roll:

-X

johnnyrotten · Post by **johnnyrotten** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 8:35 am

Meh, whatever.

vtmarik · Post by **vtmarik** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 9:14 am

Well, if it feels dirty, remember that soap is the key.

First, you have to open the skull, be very careful not to cut into your brain here.
Next, peel back the membrane between the skull and brain
Third, lift the brain up and wash thoroughly, remember to get into all of the creases. BE GENTLE, don't squeeze or put too much pressure on your brain.
Four, rinse gently, remember don't press into your brain with your fingers or you may damage it permanently.
Five, pat dry with help from a medical professional and allow said professional to stich you back up.

Hopefully, you're still alive and mostly conscious by this point, at which I would say congratulations you now have a clean mind.

Cynthia · Post by **Cynthia** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 9:20 am

I feel kinda dirty too sometimes.. :shock:

johnnyrotten · Post by **johnnyrotten** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 9:24 am

Cynthia wrote:I feel kinda dirty too sometimes..

*saving mental image*

*saved*

XenHu · Post by **XenHu** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 9:25 am

*deleted*

-X

Dariune · Post by **Dariune** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 9:40 am

Please tell me you meant that to be a pun Cynthia

Cynthia · Post by **Cynthia** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 9:42 am

Dariune wrote:Please tell me you meant that to be a pun Cynthia

Backglass · Post by **Backglass** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 9:43 am

Oblomov wrote:And now I'm posting here. I am doomed.

It speaks!

Dariune · Post by **Dariune** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 9:43 am

Cynthia wrote:
Dariune wrote:Please tell me you meant that to be a pun Cynthia

You didnt did you ... oh poor naive Cynthia

Cynthia · Post by **Cynthia** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 9:45 am

Dariune wrote:
Cynthia wrote:
Dariune wrote:Please tell me you meant that to be a pun Cynthia

You didnt did you ... oh poor naive Cynthia

Poor naive me.. :roll:

Dariune · Post by **Dariune** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 9:46 am

are you rolling your eyes at me?

Spuzzell · Post by **Spuzzell** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 9:56 am

Cynthia wrote:I feel kinda dirty too sometimes..

That's a co-incidence!

Dirty is what I call my *censored*

Please go right ahead.

Kugelblitz22 · Post by **Kugelblitz22** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 9:57 am

[Agrees with thread poster.]

[But can't turn away.]

Genghis Khant · Post by **Genghis Khant** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 2:24 pm

Oblomov wrote:Most of you seem to be total idiots. Many of you seem to be pathetic pseudointellectuals with delusions of grandeur. A few of you seem to be worthwhile human beings, but you tend to allow the rabble to drag you down to their level.

Every civilized part of me screams that I should ignore these sad forums, and stick to the games. But I can't
....

I broadly agree with you here, but I find it helps to watch the whole circus through the eyes of a clown. ...And there are a few decent people here who I can respect, though I'll keep their identities to myself.

Kid_A · Post by **Kid_A** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 3:00 pm

Cynthia wrote:I feel kinda dirty too sometimes..

tell me more *strokes thin rapist mustache and licks lips*

johnnyrotten · Post by **johnnyrotten** » Fri Feb 23, 2007 3:56 pm

Kid_A wrote:
Cynthia wrote:I feel kinda dirty too sometimes..

tell me more *strokes thin rapist mustache and licks lips*

She only feels like that around me.

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