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Re: Pick up lines
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Tiggy D Amour
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Re: Pick up lines
And you told me "No, I'm scared!"natty_dread wrote:Best line used on me: "Want a blowjob?"
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natty dread
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Well who wouldn't be, with those huge sharp teeth of yours... Do I want a blowjob? Certainly. Do I want my shlong snapped right off - no thanks.Tiggy D Amour wrote:And you told me "No, I'm scared!"natty_dread wrote:Best line used on me: "Want a blowjob?"
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AndyDufresne
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"Listen babe, I just upgraded my server---so I can achieve better performance."
--Andy
--Andy
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ill perform one on you!AndyDufresne wrote:"Listen babe, I just upgraded my server---so I can achieve better performance."
--Andy
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natty dread
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Re: Pick up lines
You belong here in the Cutesy club.
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AndyDufresne
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"Listen babe, there is some unofficial talk going on about a Hall of Fame...play your spoils right, and I just may get you in."
--Andy
--Andy
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In his drawling vampyric monotone...
"Hey, hope I'm not frightening you... Is the scarrs? Cover her eyes. Good. Now, sweetheart, perhaps I can convince you to supply me with the last component I require to complete my MACHINE! You see, I've been cranking this random generator with nothing but the power of my MIND for too long, and it becomes ever more... wearing. But now I have the technology to build a MACHINE to turn it's cogs in PERPETUAL MOTION on my behalf! The final part I require? - your precious SOUL. You can make that small sacrifice for me, can't you? Sweetheart? Your SOUL is going to WASTE away in that pretty little shell of yours. But like this, you can LIVE FOREVER! THE GHOST IN MY MACHINE! What do you say?"
"I shan't! I shan't! I shan't!"
"FINE! We will WRENCH the WHEEL of CRIME!
Rocket.
"Hey, hope I'm not frightening you... Is the scarrs? Cover her eyes. Good. Now, sweetheart, perhaps I can convince you to supply me with the last component I require to complete my MACHINE! You see, I've been cranking this random generator with nothing but the power of my MIND for too long, and it becomes ever more... wearing. But now I have the technology to build a MACHINE to turn it's cogs in PERPETUAL MOTION on my behalf! The final part I require? - your precious SOUL. You can make that small sacrifice for me, can't you? Sweetheart? Your SOUL is going to WASTE away in that pretty little shell of yours. But like this, you can LIVE FOREVER! THE GHOST IN MY MACHINE! What do you say?"
"I shan't! I shan't! I shan't!"
"FINE! We will WRENCH the WHEEL of CRIME!
Rocket.
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you'll be begging for more when you see my dice
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owenshooter
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Re: Pick up lines
ladies and gentleman... thank you for taking the time to stop by this thread for some much needed entertainment... please remember for those of you that are of age, there is a 2 drink mininum... and tonights special is the coctail shrimp... also, be sure to tip your waitresses, they all have my babies to support... thank you, thank you... i'll be here all week... now, without further adieu, the return of the one, the only, the man with the big banana, AndyDufresne!!!!!
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owenshooter
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right? the guy asks for someone to find and bump his fav thread to post in, it is done, his entrance is set up, and he fails to show...Army of GOD wrote:Well, this is awkward.
your lord is puzzled...-the black jesus
Thorthoth,"Cloaking one's C&A fetish with moral authority and righteous indignation
makes it ever so much more erotically thrilling"
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Kind of reminiscent of the chosen ones return. No I'm not talking about colton.owenshooter wrote:right? the guy asks for someone to find and bump his fav thread to post in, it is done, his entrance is set up, and he fails to show...Army of GOD wrote:Well, this is awkward.
your lord is puzzled...-the black jesus
This post was made by jefjef who should be on your ignore list.
drunkmonkey wrote:I'm filing a C&A report right now. Its nice because they have a drop-down for "jefjef".
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AndyDufresne
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Like the USA vs Algeria, I was just planning for the go-ahead in extra time.
'Babe, next time our event comes around, would you like to 'Whac-a-Mod'.'
That's horrible. I can't believe I posted it. I'll be here all week.
--Andy
'Babe, next time our event comes around, would you like to 'Whac-a-Mod'.'
That's horrible. I can't believe I posted it. I'll be here all week.
--Andy
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AndyDufresne
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'Babe, lets get together again sometime. We should exchange our dice files.'
--Andy
--Andy
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rdsrds2120
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Would you like to go into the forums and make a newtopic with me? No, my sig isn't too big.
Re: Pick up lines
I'm not like other mods, I don't need a paddle.
There is no fog rule and I am no gentleman.
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Commander9
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Do you play Staliningrad, because I got lost in you...
But... It was so artistically done.
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jigger1986
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Re: Pick up lines
Probly all used but,
"Hey girl, I called over a friend, wanna help get your gold medal in trips?"
"Hey there, you up for some speedy conquer four-play?
"You wanna play City Mogul? You can be a high class call girl, and I'll be Mark Cuban.:
"Yes I am happy to see you, and yes that is the red mountain in my pants."
"Hey girl, I called over a friend, wanna help get your gold medal in trips?"
"Hey there, you up for some speedy conquer four-play?
"You wanna play City Mogul? You can be a high class call girl, and I'll be Mark Cuban.:
"Yes I am happy to see you, and yes that is the red mountain in my pants."
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AndyDufresne
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'Babe, I'll treat you right. I'm not like the dice.'
--Andy
--Andy
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clapper011
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Re: Pick up lines
hey baby, my numbers on my wall
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Army of GOD
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L M S
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You wanna come over and check out my T1?
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