Roses are red...

[happy2seeyou]

Come up with some funny endings to the ever popular "Roses are red.." poems

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Give me a diamond
Or your balls will be too.

[DAZMCFC]

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I wish the cc dice
wouldn't f*ck me up to

[Tiggy D Amour]

Roses are red
Pizzas are cheesy
Writing this poem
Was ever so easy

[Army of GOD]

Roses are blue
Violets are red
I just smoked some crack
Now I'm f***** in the head

[Juan_Bottom]

Roses is red
Violet be blue
shit bitch you is fine.



Roses are RED
Violets are BLUE
I'm learning my colors
because I am colorblind & it's not funny.



Roses are Red,
Violets are blue,
Trash goes to the curb,
Hey, so do you!

[natty dread]

roses are red
violets are blue
and so is my face
because i ate glue

[HapSmo19]

roses are red
violets are blue
if you want a diamond
you'll gobble my goo

[jonesthecurl]

Roses are red
please tell me Tiggy
After you do it
do you smoke a ciggy?

[hecter]

Roses are red and violets are blue
Honey is sweet but not as sweet as you
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Guqhnz4N38

[Rocketry]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Roses can also be pink
And violets can also be too!

Rocket.

[happy2seeyou]

Roses are red ,
Violets are blue
I feel like a quickie
how about you ???

[Juan_Bottom]

Roses are red ,
Violets are blue
I feel like a quickie
how about you ???

[khazalid]

roses are red
violets are blue
the pope is a catholic
don't mind if i do

[Falkomagno]

Roses are red
violets are blue,
writing this poem
it feels like a déjà vu

[a.sub]

i actually sent this one to my gf


roses are red
violets are blue
i hate poems cuz
i cant rhyme ... glue?

[Gregrios]

Roses are red,
Violets are black,
Dang it baby,
you sure got back.

[jonesthecurl]

Roses are rose
violets are violet
rhymes rhyme
this doesn't.

[SultanOfSurreal]

roses are red
violets are blue
shut the f*ck up
no seriously this thread is fucking dumb as shit

[THORNHEART]

Rose are red
Sultan is funny
Jejef's a tool
CC wants my money

[2dimes]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
It's 5 coupons & you must be this tall
to ride happy2seeyou.

[Army of GOD]

Roses are red
Violets are blue.



Fin.

[Genghis Khant]

Here's one that has never failed me to get into a girl's knickers;

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I've got a knife,
Now get in the fucking van!

[MeDeFe]

Violets are red
Roses are blue
Inversion of qualia
Confuses the shit out of you.

[natty dread]

here's a love poem

roses are red
violets are ... i don't remember what, but let me f*ck you in the ass tonight.

[Serbia]

Roses are HEY LOOK A DOGGIE!