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Someone out there is awesome.
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MeDeFe wrote:
pimpdave wrote:Image
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And of EVERY SINGLE NOUN OUT THERE. Turtles are the most liked.
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This post was made by john9blue who is currently on your ignore list.
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Any of you go to any of those options?

Apparently there's a whole world of people out there who think banging their cousins is the greatest thing since sliced bread.

There's surprisingly little criticism of this...
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Umm, no.
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Are you s****** me?

I'm pretty sure I tried this before and it said I couldn't do it.
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Liar!!!

We could not calculate directions between 8 Clarkson Ave, Potsdam, NY 13676-1402 (Clarkson University) and Maui, Hawaii 96790.
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Chicago, IL to Honolulu, Hawaii. Lots of other cities work too, but they usually tell you to start kayaking near "Whistlestop Dance" LOL. :lol:
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This thread is quite entertaining.

Type "french military victories" into Google and hit "I'm feeling lucky".
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ManBungalow wrote:Type "french military victories" into Google and hit "I'm feeling lucky".
:lol: That's a good one
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I would just like to update the 'I like' search.

Originally I was just checking to verify the taping the thumbs back (a brilliant idea, I might add) and came up with a few spectacularly awesome hits:

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jay_a2j wrote:hey if any1 would like me to make them a signature or like an avator just let me no, my sig below i did, and i also did "panther 88" so i can do something like that for u if ud like...
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I've been waiting for this...
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Ray Rider wrote:
ManBungalow wrote:Type "french military victories" into Google and hit "I'm feeling lucky".
:lol: That's a good one
:lol: not for the french
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pimpdave wrote:big red candle has 100,000 results? :?
Anchorman quote.


This thread is freaking hilarious. But why do we sometimes get different results?

And that kayaking to Hawaii business is a goddam gold mine. I can't believe how awesome google is.
Driving directions to Honolulu, HI
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Oregon to Hawaii kayaking? In less than 15 days?! Not too bad! WTF can kayak at 8+ miles per hour without taking a break for 14 days straight??
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sully800 wrote:
pimpdave wrote:big red candle has 100,000 results? :?
Anchorman quote.


This thread is freaking hilarious. But why do we sometimes get different results?
Because we live in different countries and the big G censors weights results differently according to what country the search originates from. Previous searches from your computer may also play a role.
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Updating "is it wro"
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But why don't we eat Turkey Eggs?

Why???? Why????????

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Johnny Rockets wrote:But why don't we eat Turkey Eggs?

Why???? Why????????

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turkey eggs are rarely used for eating and cooking for two main reasons. The first is that they are too valuable for human consumption. The turkey hen is larger and requires more time to come into egg production than the chicken hen.
Also, because certain feed ingredients can be transferred by the hen to the egg, these ingredients must be cleared as safe by government agencies. Although many of the ingredients have been cleared for use in laying chicken hen feeds, these same ingredients have not been cleared for turkey hens, therefore these eggs can not be legally sold for human consumption. The turkey egg has thicker and tougher shell membranes and thicker shells than chicken eggs, making them more difficult to break than chicken eggs.
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