Conquerclub Haikus

[iamkoolerthanu]

I am not very
good at these annoying things
but I guess I'll try

[Rocketry]

down, back up: OLD SPICE!
the man your man could smell like
I AM ON A HORSE!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owGykVbfgUE

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[Rocketry]

[player]Fireside Poet[/player],
currently recruiting for:
Project FIrestorm!

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[natty dread]

way to advertise
when you grow up you should be
salesman-type person.

[Witt13]

Nice Spamming Natty
You are inspiration for all
But for my sake, stop

[natty dread]

counting can be hard
one two three four five six-- umm...
what, oh what, comes next?

[Blitzaholic]

do you make
3 lines
to play?

[Witt13]

All CC Members
Cover all your little eyes
Blitz fails at Haikus

[natty dread]

may i remind you
you did not do much better
eight is not seven

[john9blue]

may i remind you
you did not do much better
eight is not seven

what chu talkin' bout?
he had enough syllables...
learn how to count, son!

[natty dread]

may i remind you
you did not do much better
eight is not seven

what chu talkin' bout?
he had enough syllables...
learn how to count, son!

read the thread and see
i meant his earlier one
now who looks stupid?

Nice Spamming Natty 5
You are inspiration for all 8
But for my sake, stop 5

[Rocketry]

5/7/5 structure
is not all that important.
Becuase 5/7/5 syllables in Japanese conveys much less information than 5/7/5 in English, some poets think that an 'English' haiku should in fact be much shorter than 5/7/5.

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[natty dread]

that post at least had
way too many syllables..
fail all over, yes!

[john9blue]

hey natty
shut
up

[natty dread]

it is very hard
to count to five and seven
someday you will learn.

[Rocketry]

ConquerClub Haikus:
Better than Monkey Business?
Oh, by a LONG WAY!

[natty dread]

monkey business is
boring these days, same old blah..
same old blah blah blah.



that was example
of lazy haiku writing
filling lines with blah

[Rocketry]

catholicism:
no more indoctrination!
leave our kids alone!

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[john9blue]

catholicism:
no more indoctrination!
leave our kids alone!

Rocket.

You say OT sucks,
and yet you bring those topics
here into GD?

[guylian]

I love rum and coke
With a little twist of lime,
Make it on the rocks

[Imaweasel]

I thought alittle bit,
Forehead, slightly creased, musing =
Not much came of it.

[lurkerleader]

Dice went sour once again,
Lost eighty-four to a ten,
Whine, Quit, re-join again


Edit - Decided to write another cause it is addictive (And yes I kind of broke the rules and consider again to be one syllable)

Was called a stalker
In the CC dispatch thread,
only true when online!

[john9blue]

wtf
people need to learn to count
rotfl

[natty dread]

this is a case of
the pot telling the kettle
to learn how to count.

[Rocketry]

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