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Hi

I want to go to live in Europe and I need a good looking woman to marry me so I can get the European Passport.
I have a degree on engineers and computer science so I'm smart and handsome.

Anyone interested?

I'd provide sex, US citizenship and Mexican citizenship!
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nietzsche wrote:Hi

I want to go to live in Europe and I need a good looking woman to marry me so I can get the European Passport.
I have a degree on engineers and computer science so I'm smart and handsome.

Anyone interested?

I'd provide sex, US citizenship and Mexican citizenship!
I can hook you up with some girls from Romania, they also provide sex....by the way, how are your finances ?
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Would marrying a man be ok, too?
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You don't need to get married to live in europe. Go to any european country, get a job & apartment and you can live there.
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yes welcome to the club , i think 95% of americans are looking for a fit tall fullbread european woman. Too bad we preffer to keep them to ourselves. tata.
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natty_dread wrote:You don't need to get married to live in europe. Go to any european country, get a job & apartment and you can live there.
but then i'll be an illegal alien, a wetback but soaking wet because the atlantic is way bigger.
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cyrenius wrote:
nietzsche wrote:Hi

I want to go to live in Europe and I need a good looking woman to marry me so I can get the European Passport.
I have a degree on engineers and computer science so I'm smart and handsome.

Anyone interested?

I'd provide sex, US citizenship and Mexican citizenship!
I can hook you up with some girls from Romania, they also provide sex....by the way, how are your finances ?
what are we talking about? I've seen romani girls and they are very pretty in general...

my finances suck.. I dedicated 5 years of my life to the family business, no salary just shared income, did very well but i'm sick of it and they are sick of me, so i'm going away with nothing, just to show them what they've lost.

i have various accounts for payments and stuff, but i'll transfer all the money to them. (my family)
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If you were the fit bird in your picture, I'd kick out my girlfriend and baby and let you move in with me this afternoon, but I don't think that picture is of you, so you can f*ck right off and I'll carry on bashing one out in the office using the cut out pocket in my trousers.
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Pedronicus wrote:If you were the fit bird in your picture, I'd kick out my girlfriend and baby and let you move in with me this afternoon, but I don't think that picture is of you, so you can f*ck right off and I'll carry on bashing one out in the office using the cut out pocket in my trousers.
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MeDeFe wrote:Would marrying a man be ok, too?
of course not, we're all machos in Mexico
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nietzsche wrote:
MeDeFe wrote:Would marrying a man be ok, too?
of course not, we're all machos in Mexico
That's not what I heard.
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muy_thaiguy wrote:
nietzsche wrote:
MeDeFe wrote:Would marrying a man be ok, too?
of course not, we're all machos in Mexico
That's not what I heard.
well, except in guadalajara.
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nietzsche wrote:
natty_dread wrote:You don't need to get married to live in europe. Go to any european country, get a job & apartment and you can live there.
but then i'll be an illegal alien, a wetback but soaking wet because the atlantic is way bigger.
You've got a US passport, you'll probably be able to get into the EU easy. If you can't get into the major EU countries, aim for the less developed ones and once your in (especially the Schengen zone) you can pretty much go wherever you want.
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Titanic wrote:
nietzsche wrote:
natty_dread wrote:You don't need to get married to live in europe. Go to any european country, get a job & apartment and you can live there.
but then i'll be an illegal alien, a wetback but soaking wet because the atlantic is way bigger.
You've got a US passport, you'll probably be able to get into the EU easy. If you can't get into the major EU countries, aim for the less developed ones and once your in (especially the Schengen zone) you can pretty much go wherever you want.
Yes, but for 90 days only. I'm looking for a working visa, residency or community passport. That's why I'm looking for a pretty wife :lol: . Love is overrated.
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nietzsche wrote:
Titanic wrote:
nietzsche wrote:
natty_dread wrote:You don't need to get married to live in europe. Go to any european country, get a job & apartment and you can live there.
but then i'll be an illegal alien, a wetback but soaking wet because the atlantic is way bigger.
You've got a US passport, you'll probably be able to get into the EU easy. If you can't get into the major EU countries, aim for the less developed ones and once your in (especially the Schengen zone) you can pretty much go wherever you want.
Yes, but for 90 days only. I'm looking for a working visa, residency or community passport. That's why I'm looking for a pretty wife :lol: . Love is overrated.
Try getting the girl in your dp. Doesn't really matter if shes European or not.
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cyrenius wrote:
nietzsche wrote:Hi

I want to go to live in Europe and I need a good looking woman to marry me so I can get the European Passport.
I have a degree on engineers and computer science so I'm smart and handsome.

Anyone interested?

I'd provide sex, US citizenship and Mexican citizenship!
I can hook you up with some girls from Romania, they also provide sex....by the way, how are your finances ?
how much does this romani girls ask for? they will be getting 2 citizenships American and Mexican. They can go to America, I stay in Europe!
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nietzsche wrote:Hi

I want to go to live in Europe...

Easy!

Just become a useless, unskilled waster, and UK will accept you with open arms and pay your living costs for eternity! Though, if you have dont have brown skin, your chances are limited, unless you dont speak english.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PDHFZCT ... re=related
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And the beauty is, that we will accept everyone within 4 generations and a scope of 3 cousins to make you feel at home within our lovely benevolent state!

Welcome everyone! Jonny English is paying!
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UKbillder wrote:
nietzsche wrote:Hi

I want to go to live in Europe...

Easy!

Just become a useless, unskilled waster, and UK will accept you with open arms and pay your living costs for eternity! Though, if you have dont have brown skin, your chances are limited, unless you dont speak english.

Supporting video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PDHFZCT ... re=related
Maybe if the useless working classes got off their asses, got off their benefits, sucked it up and learnt what a hard days work is then all these immigrants who have to come other to fill the employment gap in the unskilled market wouldn't need to be here?
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Titanic wrote:
UKbillder wrote:
nietzsche wrote:Hi

I want to go to live in Europe...

Easy!

Just become a useless, unskilled waster, and UK will accept you with open arms and pay your living costs for eternity! Though, if you have dont have brown skin, your chances are limited, unless you dont speak english.

Supporting video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PDHFZCT ... re=related
Maybe if the useless working classes got off their asses, got off their benefits, sucked it up and learnt what a hard days work is then all these immigrants who have to come other to fill the employment gap in the unskilled market wouldn't need to be here?
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