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How big is your penis?

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Mine is 2 inches, some girls have complained that it's too small, but I feel pretty confident of it.

How about yours?
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At LEAST 12 in
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edocsil wrote:At LEAST 12 in


nigro! JOKE, I'm not racist!
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ask your mother.
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5 trillion.


(nanometers)




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I realize that's still pretty long (5 meters). Oh wellz.
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200 millimeters.
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Over 9000?
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Nobody a fan of Cyrano de Bergerac? There's a lack of imagination in this thread, let's just go with Steve Martin covering it in Roxanne:

Roxanne Scene: Steve Martin describes his nose
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Symmetry wrote:Nobody a fan of Cyrano de Bergerac?


Nooo! Not last year's French Class!!
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Re: How big is your penis?

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Army of GOD wrote:
Symmetry wrote:Nobody a fan of Cyrano de Bergerac?


Nooo! Not last year's French Class!!


Show me, on the doll, where the nose touched you.
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My penis is exceptionally average, however, I do flaunt a 5 inch taint.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Anm44OEkFFk

Yeah, I got a 5 inch taint.
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How big is my penis??

Depends on my mood ;)
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GabonX wrote:How big is my penis??

Depends on my mood ;)


well done.
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Baron Von PWN wrote:
GabonX wrote:How big is my penis??

Depends on my mood ;)


well done.

It's like they always say..

"Speak softly and carry a big stick"
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Army of GOD wrote:I realize that's still pretty long (5 meters). Oh wellz.


actually it's 5 kilometers

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Neoteny wrote:Over 9000?


What? There's no way that can be right!
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GabonX wrote:
Baron Von PWN wrote:
GabonX wrote:How big is my penis??

Depends on my mood ;)


well done.

It's like they always say..

"Speak softly and carry a big stick"


And if they ask you to speak up you beat them over the head with your big stick.
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Re: How big is your penis?

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SultanOfSurreal wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:I realize that's still pretty long (5 meters). Oh wellz.


actually it's 5 kilometers

in related news, you continue to be an idiot


F***, I was thinking picometers.

I'm sorry for having offended you, oh merciful one.
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Big enough thanks for asking, now piss off. ;)
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big enough to fill a pram/buggy twice.
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DAZMCFC wrote:big enough to fill a pram/buggy twice.


:lol:
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