Memorable CC Quotes

[Georgerx7di]

Fitz said something funny once, but I forget what it was.

no no... everyone makes that mistake.

I had a sitter that day.

[khazalid]

'fruitcake is no better than the average muffin'

khazalid

[Falkomagno]

I had to awake from falling asleep early last night and make moves for an hour. If I had not woke up I would have missed about 100 turns. Luckily my CC sense awoke me so I would not miss

Highlander, experiencing what is the call of CC duty...

[Mr_Adams]

Dunno about Japan, but Japan is crazy anyway so let's ignore them.

[jleonnn]

well let me just say that i am the best ever!
just look at my points. points points points. i have so many points i am the king of points. my name is blitz, i am a single 32 year old male and live at home with my parents. i collect welfare which is a good thing because this allows me to play risk all day and collect points. i only leave the house about twice a year (for personal reasons). and besides you cant collect points outside.
i love risk. if i could marry risk i would.

[AAFitz]

Actually, you quoting someone else making up a quote of someone else and posting it as their quote is more funny.

Some of these are good too though:

why when I join a clan, it does not seem that I am in their list of members?

And when was the first game and the first map.

How do you make the picture appear on the screen?

How long has King Herpes been conquer?

What do you think? Being a Christian, how far of do you think the end of the world(prediction in revelation in the holy bible) is from us?

What's a deadbeat?

How to organize a tourney?

How can players join a tournament?

what's a sig?

what happens if a player's score is 0 and he looses another game

So what happens when someone has a score of 1 and looses another game?Will the score remain the same?


How I envy you! at least you won 3 games! I think I played 19 games!And won a certain number of games which happens to be a big fat 0!Or as the chinese would say: ): ni na le ji dan!

so why cant you attack the manor or mall?

how did the old classic map look like?Can someone post a pictuer or something?

who was conquerclub's first conquer and who is(are) the person(s) behind conquerclub?

well, the instructions weren't exactly CLEAR

What was the first map on CC and the second and the third?

Let's say you want to host a photo at say, photobucket?Do you need a membership?

please be more specific and clear

Ancient Greece-help!!!!!!!!!

So what do they mean by unique?

For the standard achievement medal, what do they mean by SPECIAL opponents

who were the first ten players of conquerclub

when I played a game on world 2.1, after controlling Central America, I got something called ' deffered troops', what does that mean?

you like bananas, or your real name is banana

ok. I have always failed in world 2.1 games. I think that I prefer smaller maps. You agree? World 2.1 is quite big.

So if you miss a turn once, then take your turn, and then miss your turns another two rounds, you don't get auto-kicked.yes?

In large games, do you think I should attack or rest first?

way to keep players awaiting their turns entertained.lol
Don't take me wrongly, I got nothin'

wow! That's a lot of points. Wish I could do that well.

what's an e-ticket

I used my last game with somebody I thought was there, but after I took my turn, he didn't take his and I have to spend my time looking at forums.Apparently, its 10.30 am in their time, sounds resonable, its not luch time or anything. *sigh*

So what if you have a speed game and someone joined while you're sleeping?

How do bonuses work?

does your opponent being deadbeat count as winning?

Has anyone conquered Asia in world 2.1 before?

in fact, i dont see banners, of all the 11 games I won

If both players score is the same, wouldn't it be:

1)x/x=0
2)0*20=0

So both players don't gain anything?

Can someone go to the extent of telling me the maps based on their age(creation date).

what are stickies

oops, sry it was january

It ain't easy to see $25 USD come floating by

What's the difference between deadbeats and auto-kicks.

Can anyone give me some strategies

Agreed. In my earlier days, 3vs1 always ends up with me loosing 2-0. Now, there's still a 50-50 chance for me winning, or loosing. Once, I had about 10 troops, asaulting a 2-troop territory, and I ended up loosing 8(or more)-0. It gets real irritating all right.

I don't encourage racism, or countrysicm .

Not even a lieutenenant will listen to me.

How come i defeated 5 unique opponents but i didn't get medal

Why do I find that when I start 1v1 games on classic map, I get a scattered position and when I join, I mostly win?

what are you talking about

thanks, at least someone understands a falling cooks life here. No-one listens no-one cares.

Didn't you here? I'm broke!

Don't ask me... Ah I leave it to you to organize, I retire from this forum, You guys discuss, agree and do what u gotta do

Which part of the North pole?

do you actually need to pay to use an e-ticket?

[AAFitz]

Who? What? Where? When? Why? How?

[natty dread]

If both players score is the same, wouldn't it be:

1)x/x=0
2)0*20=0

So both players don't gain anything?

This made me lol

[Georgerx7di]

If both players score is the same, wouldn't it be:

1)x/x=0
2)0*20=0

So both players don't gain anything?

This made me lol

I'm sorry but that one just irritates me.

[natty dread]

Lots of things irritate you, George

[ManBungalow]

I spent about 20 hours playing yesterday

Here's to an incredible achievement by a hardcore CC fan

[natty dread]

"I played over a 1000 games at the same time and all they gave me was a smileyface clapping it's hands"...

Geez, give the man a medal or something!

[AAFitz]

Uh...why would your pot be from China?

Because his kettle is from Japan?

[AAFitz]

I KNOW WHAT TODO: its already got me puzzled, any tips please before i get wiped out :0

[vodean]

the whole series made me think... what if someone had a negative score. hypothetically, they would gain points for losing, and lose them for winning!

[BigBallinStalin]

EDIT: Whoops. I thought this was the General Congrats thread

[1950s]Oh, hah, hah, hah! That AoG! [enter short AoG theme song]

[RoOkAz]

2010-04-04 17:19:58 - JustCallMeStupid: but since u said something I wasted about 25 units attacking u a little bit
2010-04-04 17:28:48 - Wild_Tiger: that makes no sense
2010-04-05 20:26:07 - JustCallMeStupid: it sure doesnt. If it did make sense I would have a way cooler screen name

[Georgerx7di]

Now I remember what Fitz said, well sort of. It was something about holding your laptop and pissing in the direction of the toilet because your in a speed game, or something like that. It was part of a really funny thread, probably one of the "you know you're addicted to CC..." threads.

[AAFitz]

Another one that fitz said that caught my eye...which he coined about one minute ago.

2010-04-08 20:10:02 - AAFitz: this is silly
2010-04-08 20:11:44 - Sebastian4141: bad dice?
2010-04-08 20:15:22 - AAFitz: no, no... not bad dice... I just sent some guys to another map because I didnt think I needed them on this one.

[AAFitz]

Now I remember what Fitz said, well sort of. It was something about holding your laptop and pissing in the direction of the toilet because your in a speed game, or something like that. It was part of a really funny thread, probably one of the "you know you're addicted to CC..." threads.

Whats funny is I remember that quote, but I dont remember being the one that posted it, but since I have done that.....

[THE ARMY]

my old opener... "Please give up, THE ARMY does not want to kill"

my new opener..."Gl all, may the best army win"

[ljex]

my old opener... "may the force be with you" this started when i played Darthvadar in a game

[jefjef]

2010-03-26 22:13:05 - HippieBroker: screw off jefjef---you are ALWAYS RIGHT so i'm not going to argue with you
2010-03-26 22:13:22 - HippieBroker: if you were as bright as you think you are you'd be conqueror
2010-03-26 22:14:21 - HippieBroker: when you shove your head up your ass, i'm here to remind you how unattractive it looks
2010-03-26 22:31:42 - tdans: umm.. im straight

[BoganGod]

2010-03-26 22:13:05 - HippieBroker: screw off jefjef---you are ALWAYS RIGHT so i'm not going to argue with you
2010-03-26 22:13:22 - HippieBroker: if you were as bright as you think you are you'd be conqueror
2010-03-26 22:14:21 - HippieBroker: when you shove your head up your ass, i'm here to remind you how unattractive it looks
2010-03-26 22:31:42 - tdans: umm.. im straight

I love it tdans defending his heterosexuality once again when it is not even questioned! I love him no matter what team he bats for, though its still fun to tease him. I asked him what part of san fran he was from the other day, that got a special response.

[AAFitz]

Because of their age I said nothing and sat there trying to decipher exactly what kind of meat I was actually chewing on.