Memorable Quotes

[b.k. barunt]

I asked this on the Fire Ants thread and figured i'd better make another thread before derailing mine further. I know someone's gotta know this one:

"Once the toothpaste is out of the tube it's a bitch to get back in."

Whoever gets it can put up another one. Hint - early 70s. I think it's by far the most profound quote from that whole scandal.


Honibaz

[Pedronicus]

America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.

Oscar Wilde

[Pedronicus]

Pedronicus.....

Derailing CC threads since January 2006

[AndyDufresne]

"It could be worse, it could be raining." -- Igor, Young Frankenstein.


--Andy

[b.k. barunt]

Andy Dufresne - derailing threads without even fooking realizing it since God knows when.


Honibaz

[b.k. barunt]

Ok i can't bear the indignity any longer. It Was H. R. Haldeman, Nixon's chief of staff during Watergate.


Honibaz

[jonesthecurl]

What flavour of toothpaste was it?

[bradleybadly]

Damn! I thought it was going to be something related to an extra-marital affair that William Colgate was involved in.

[daddy1gringo]

[edit]BK! No fair, I just saw it and you fast-posted me.

I asked this on the Fire Ants thread and figured i'd better make another thread before derailing mine further. I know someone's gotta know this one:

"Once the toothpaste is out of the tube it's a bitch to get back in."

Whoever gets it can put up another one. Hint - early 70s. I think it's by far the most profound quote from that whole scandal.


Honibaz

H.R. Haldeman. One of the "German shepherds", Haldeman and Ehrlichman. Bad haircut too.

My quote: From the genie, played by Robin Williams, when he gets set free at the end of Aladdin: "I'm history! No, I'm mythology!"

Or from another Disney movie, the remake of 101 Dalmatians w/ Glen Close as Cruella. She is speaking to her nervous, eager-to-please aide.

Cruella: What kind of sycophant are you?
Aide: Uh, what kind would you like me to be?

[b.k. barunt]

Who are those guys?

Al Gore during a televised tour of the White House upon seeing busts of presidents Thomas Jefferson, John Adams and James Madison in one of the rooms ( yeah he was serious).

[b.k. barunt]

Who are those guys?

Paul Newman in "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid".

[b.k. barunt]

Who are those guys?

Pedronicus upon coming home unexpectedly from work one day.


Honibaz

[Army of GOD]

Who are those guys?

b.k. barunt upon looking at his genitals.

amidoingitrite?

[jefjef]

Pedronicus.....

Derailed since January 2006

[jonesthecurl]

Jefjef...
tied to the tracks in the path of the oncoming train..(date not yet fixed)

[jefjef]

jefjef I think I agree with you. There, I said it. I never thought I would but I did.

jones agreeing with jefjef since May 12, 2010.

[Timminz]

Go banana!

[jonesthecurl]

jefjef I think I agree with you. There, I said it. I never thought I would but I did.

jones agreeing with jefjef since May 12, 2010.

[sighs. Ties himself up on tracks too.]

Goodbye cruel world. hoist by my own petard! I knew nothing good could come of agreeing with jefjef!

[Phatscotty]

I asked this on the Fire Ants thread and figured i'd better make another thread before derailing mine further. I know someone's gotta know this one:

"Once the toothpaste is out of the tube it's a bitch to get back in."

Whoever gets it can put up another one. Hint - early 70s. I think it's by far the most profound quote from that whole scandal.


Honibaz

All I know for sure is that it will be a republican scandal...

[Timminz]

Yeah BK, you partisan prick!

[Army of GOD]

"I fed a fish to a pelican at Frisco bay
It tried to eat my cell phone, he ran away"

F****** uplifting quote from a juggalo.

[muy_thaiguy]

""Almost" just doesn't cut it. It's like saying you won the basketball game, except, remember that critical 3 point shot you made that could have won it for your team and the championship, yet it bounced off the rim and you and your team lost and all of your hopes and dreams were crushed? That, is what "almost" is."
-Me

[john9blue]

"It's gonna tempt your tummy
With the taste of nuts and honey
It's a Honey of an O
It's Honey Nut Cheerios"

[lencemark]

"Good executives never put off until tomorrow what they can get someone else to do today."

"Take hope from the heart of man, and you make him a beast of prey."

"If God created us in his own image, we have more than reciprocated."

[daddy1gringo]

I asked this on the Fire Ants thread and figured i'd better make another thread before derailing mine further. I know someone's gotta know this one:

"Once the toothpaste is out of the tube it's a bitch to get back in."

Whoever gets it can put up another one. Hint - early 70s. I think it's by far the most profound quote from that whole scandal.


Honibaz

All I know for sure is that it will be a republican scandal...

Aw heck no. BK is an equal opportunity abuser. He hates everybody.