Post a picture of yourself!

john9blue · Post by **john9blue** » Fri Jun 04, 2010 2:47 am

Army of GOD wrote:

Football on pavement. That's totally safe and definitely won't lead to head trauma.

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Fri Jun 04, 2010 2:55 am

john9blue wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
Football on pavement. That's totally safe and definitely won't lead to head trauma.

Considering the shape of our yard and how many God damned trees there are, it's the only choice we have.

Though we've played who knows how many years on pavement and I haven't gotten hurt yet! (Well, I did severely twist my ankle once, but that's because I stepped on the ball).

UCAbears · Post by **UCAbears** » Fri Jun 04, 2010 2:55 am

Playing some Q-zar. I'm on the left.

beezer · Post by **beezer** » Fri Jun 04, 2010 3:12 pm

I've been on here for a long time and never showed a pic. When I'm not flying for American, I help coach my son's baseball team. We took 2nd place in a tournament recently.

I'm the one all the way to the left in the white shirt. My son is 3rd from the right, looking extremely enthusiastic about receiving his trophy.

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Fri Jun 04, 2010 5:44 pm

Who are the fools with the red shoes (they don't look like cleats) and the white shoes?!

UCAbears · Post by **UCAbears** » Sat Jun 05, 2010 6:17 pm

It was after the tournament, so I'd say they put more comfortable shoes on. I put my flip flops on right after I play too.

InkL0sed · Post by **InkL0sed** » Sat Jun 05, 2010 6:29 pm

It's Little League. Clearly they forgot their cleats.

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Sat Jun 05, 2010 9:28 pm

Why does it have to Little League?

I was forgetting my cleats on Varsity, senior year.

TheProwler · Post by **TheProwler** » Mon Jun 07, 2010 9:01 pm

Army of GOD wrote:Who are the fools with the red shoes (they don't look like cleats) and the white shoes?!

They aren't red shoes....they are black shoes with red laces.

I'm an umpire, and that's a judgement call. So don't argue.

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Mon Jun 07, 2010 11:15 pm

Prowler, you're back.
Did you fetch the stick?

Dariune · Post by **Dariune** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 3:42 am

beezer wrote:I've been on here for a long time and never showed a pic. When I'm not flying for American, I help coach my son's baseball team. We took 2nd place in a tournament recently.

I'm the one all the way to the left in the white shirt. My son is 3rd from the right, looking extremely enthusiastic about receiving his trophy.

Lol ive always found the trousers that baseball players wear really funny lookin .... uh i should hide now right?

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 3:43 am

I think using the word "trousers" is enough reason to hide.

I love how everyday words that Brits use would get the s*** beat out of you here in the U.S.

Dariune · Post by **Dariune** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 3:46 am

Trousers is a bad word there?

Oh and rest assured that the same could be said about an American in Europe. Except its not specific words its just, well ... i wont carry this on

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 4:09 am

If someone was to say trousers here, people (at least the people I know) would say: "What the f*** is wrong with that guy?"

Dariune · Post by **Dariune** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 4:12 am

Army of GOD wrote:If someone was to say trousers here, people (at least the people I know) would say: "What the f*** is wrong with that guy?"

Ah thats what i like to see, people who understand that not the whole world speaks the same language that they do ...

Serbia · Post by **Serbia** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 6:51 am

Dariune wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:If someone was to say trousers here, people (at least the people I know) would say: "What the f*** is wrong with that guy?"
Ah thats what i like to see, people who understand that not the whole world speaks the same language that they do ...

The difference is saying "trousers" with a British accent. No explanation necessary, and I really doubt anyone would give a hassle about it.

The Bison King · Post by **The Bison King** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 7:03 am

Here's a picture of me when I was in South America.

saxitoxin · Post by **saxitoxin** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 10:18 am

Dariune wrote:Trousers is a bad word there?

Oh and rest assured that the same could be said about an American in Europe. Except its not specific words its just, well ... i wont carry this on

The same could be said with a Dutcher in Berlin. Or at least it used to be. When ol' Saxi was a young rapscallion back in the '60's we used to delight in dragging Dutchers into the alley and coloring them up a bit - they were always identifiable by their strange accents that sound as odd in German as they do in English! Absolutely the most patently annoying voices in the world. (by contrast, we would always make love to Spaniards, such beautiful, exotic timbres come wafting from their mouth --- never can I recall having met a Spaniard where I didn't make love to them on the spot; age, gender, willingness - nothing mattered, hearing them speak was mesmerizing)

Now, it sounds like all of Europe is one big stinking, festering cess pool where a German can't beat a Dutcher to within a centimeter of his life without being dragged before the European Commission on Human Rights. That's why ol' Sax hasn't been back to Europe in 20 years. (that, and an outstanding legal misunderstaning)

Back to the topic, ol' Sax finds American baseball uniforms charming. I don't like these newer ones in the photo above, though. I like the traditional ones that the MLB wears with the full knee-high stockings. It reminds me of a gentler, simpler time.

Timminz · Post by **Timminz** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 10:40 am

HtoOh · Post by **HtoOh** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 11:35 am

A picture of me with my eldest and youngest daughters in Newfoundland.

Vonita Marie, Benny & Victoria Marie

TheProwler · Post by **TheProwler** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 3:04 pm

Army of GOD wrote:If someone was to say trousers here, people (at least the people I know) would say: "What the f*** is wrong with that guy?"

My wife often refers to my penis as a "trouser snake".

HtoOh wrote:A picture of me with my eldest and youngest daughters in Newfoundland.

Your daughters are having lots of sex. Just an FYI.

HtoOh · Post by **HtoOh** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 3:36 pm

Dariune wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:If someone was to say trousers here, people (at least the people I know) would say: "What the f*** is wrong with that guy?"
Ah thats what i like to see, people who understand that not the whole world speaks the same language that they do ...

and that nasty previous comment about trousers came about from a picture of a sports award ceremony, hmmmm.

I remember being in Europe and when people learned I was Canadian... they treated me very well. Much better than when they weren't aware. Oh, same thing in Central America and the Far East, Thailand...

Language diversity is something that should make conversations more fun, though I do tease my Newfoundland friends a very tiny bit about their choice of words... They are about the nicest people in the Western world.

HtoOh · Post by **HtoOh** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 3:44 pm

TheProwler wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:If someone was to say trousers here, people (at least the people I know) would say: "What the f*** is wrong with that guy?"
My wife often refers to my penis as a "trouser snake".

HtoOh wrote:A picture of me with my eldest and youngest daughters in Newfoundland.
Your daughters are having lots of sex. Just an FYI.

Ok, nice for you to point that out. I was wondering if my grandchildren had arrived due to immaculate conception. Vonita has two children (11 and 8 yr) and Victoria has a 1 year old. Victoria is getting married in about 6 weeks.

Oh, I have 8 kids... so have had sex a few times myself.

2dimes · Post by **2dimes** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 4:09 pm

8 kids? Nice work!

saxitoxin · Post by **saxitoxin** » Tue Jun 08, 2010 4:10 pm

HtoOh wrote:
TheProwler wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:If someone was to say trousers here, people (at least the people I know) would say: "What the f*** is wrong with that guy?"
My wife often refers to my penis as a "trouser snake".

HtoOh wrote:A picture of me with my eldest and youngest daughters in Newfoundland.
Your daughters are having lots of sex. Just an FYI.
Ok, nice for you to point that out. I was wondering if my grandchildren had arrived due to immaculate conception. Vonita has two children (11 and 8 yr) and Victoria has a 1 year old. Victoria is getting married in about 6 weeks.

Oh, I have 8 kids... so have had sex a few times myself.

Hey gang, ol' Saxi is no prude, but this thread just became incredibly creepy. (It was already headed that way as soon as people started posting images of their pre-pubescent children, but when they started posting images of their post-pubescent children and cataloging their procreative activities it kinda went into full-gear.)

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