gay people

[Woodruff]

and the award for most ridiculous post ever goes to..........................................the moron who started this thread.

p.s.- im not gay and your ideas still offend me.

Well, you feel offended because your ideas are weak, and your character deal in that way with opinions that differes from yours, since is a threat to your vulnerable mental system.

In the other hand, I don't feel offended when you call me "the most ridiculos poster", or "moron", since I know what I am, and I kind to figure the unimportance of your personality to my general view.

It's pretty clear that when people start insulting others, just because don't have the same opinions, there is some fear inside those rants. Don't be afraid, and try to build a stronger belief system, so, in upcoming situations, you will come out with something more meaningful than an insult

I find this interesting coming from you, Falkomango...given some of the things you've stated about me due to MY opinions.

[Falkomagno]

and the award for most ridiculous post ever goes to..........................................the moron who started this thread.

p.s.- im not gay and your ideas still offend me.

Well, you feel offended because your ideas are weak, and your character deal in that way with opinions that differes from yours, since is a threat to your vulnerable mental system.

In the other hand, I don't feel offended when you call me "the most ridiculos poster", or "moron", since I know what I am, and I kind to figure the unimportance of your personality to my general view.

It's pretty clear that when people start insulting others, just because don't have the same opinions, there is some fear inside those rants. Don't be afraid, and try to build a stronger belief system, so, in upcoming situations, you will come out with something more meaningful than an insult

I find this interesting coming from you, Falkomango...given some of the things you've stated about me due to MY opinions.

I'd mock you, but I would never feel offended by your opinions

[Woodruff]

and the award for most ridiculous post ever goes to..........................................the moron who started this thread.

p.s.- im not gay and your ideas still offend me.

Well, you feel offended because your ideas are weak, and your character deal in that way with opinions that differes from yours, since is a threat to your vulnerable mental system.

In the other hand, I don't feel offended when you call me "the most ridiculos poster", or "moron", since I know what I am, and I kind to figure the unimportance of your personality to my general view.

It's pretty clear that when people start insulting others, just because don't have the same opinions, there is some fear inside those rants. Don't be afraid, and try to build a stronger belief system, so, in upcoming situations, you will come out with something more meaningful than an insult

I find this interesting coming from you, Falkomango...given some of the things you've stated about me due to MY opinions.

I'd mock you, but I would never feel offended by your opinions

Before you use that word "never", you really might want to do a little review.

[Dai_atan]

The Op of this thread has managed to make my internal spell check go to def con three.
Forgetting the hugely inflammatory statements made, I feel it is my duty to correct the blatantly hideous mistakes made by his/her very drunken self.

why there is guys that does't like boobs and stuff?. I can not understand. It's a mental problem or a hormonal imbalance, for sure

Would be:

Why are their guys that do not like boobs and stuff? I do not understand. It is a mental problem or hormonal imbalance, for sure.

Most homosexuals would point out that their hormones as balanced as anyones at this point but let us continue....

well, if i snot mental problem is something really similar. Maybe a misunderstanding about aesthetics. Or a cultural alienation. Not desirable at all

should be:

Well, If it is not a mental problem than it is something very similar. Maybe a misunderstanding about aesthetics? Or a cultural alienation? I do not think it is desirable at all.

Once again, I doubt that guys out looking to pick up other guys at bars think it is undesirable that they are attracted to each other.

you think that is a indefensible thesis though? I know that is pollitically incorrect, but still, I think that is not a normal state. That's something wrong. Not telling to get in jail for been homosexual, actually I have kind of frined that are gays, but still, I think that there is something wrong with them.

You think my theory can not be argued? I know that it is politically incorrect, however, I think that homosexuality is not a normal state of being. That there IS something wrong. I am not telling homosexuals to go to prison for being homosexual. Actually I sort of have friends who are gay. Still, I think there is something wrong with them.[/quote]
Lucky friends... -.-

Well, somebody can tell me that consider laziness as a defect....and because I'm a lazy guy, then I would feel ofended. That doen't mean that laziness is a good thing. In any case is not desirable.

or

You could call laziness a defect. If I were lazy then I would feel offended. That doesn't mean that laziness is a good thing. In any case it isn't desirable.

Haha, I have no idea how a sexual preference can be related to sloth but nice try.

I think that there is something wrong in gay people. Not something that need to be fixed, not something really wrong, or disabling, but wrong as a defect. An unbalance.

ugh

I think that there is something wrong about gay people. Not something that needs to be fixed, not something really wrong, or disabling but wrong like a defect. An Imbalance.

I think there is something wrong with you. Something that needs to be fixed. Something that is REALLY WRONG, it's a disability. You're defective, Imbalanced. Seek HELP!
You suffer from bigotry, you don't understand something so you seek to define it as unsavory, something that must be biologically wrong with the people who choose it.

If you are really curious about homosexuality, here it is.

When humans evolved, they became one of the few species who developed as a part of their systems, a pleasurable reaction to mating.

This pleasurable experience developed as something that could be shared between males and not just males and females, thus the fact that men have a "g spot" in their butt. Whether this came about to help men of the same tribe bond better or not, it was considered normal in the Spartan army for men to be lovers with each other. Why? because men are less likley to flee the battle field if their lover is standing next to them.

Through out our history homosexuality has been common amongst a large percentage of the population. Some theorize that homosexuality is increasing due to the over population of our species.

Homosexuality was around before we left the caves, grow up, be civilized, accept that it is an aspect of who we are as a race and don't assume that their is something wrong with it.

[Maugena]

Serious business.

While I don't like stepping on people's toes, I have some very firm stances on particular 'issues'.
Homosexuality is one of those issues that I have a firm stance on.
While I can understand that you can have some incredible relationships with people of the same gender, I am not okay with the idea that one would take that to the next level.
It is unmistakably clear that, whether created or evolved, a male and a female were meant to mate with each other.

Despite my disapproval of homosexuality, I don't think there being homosexuals really would have any negative impact on the future of humanity.
I used to want homosexuals to justify their life styles by reproducing, but I realized that point is nullified by the fact that not everyone gets to reproduce in the first place. Either that or they simply choose not to reproduce, despite being able to.
A vital part of humanity's existence is the ability to reproduce.
I used to worry that one day if there were too many homosexuals, no one would be willing to reproduce and therefore we would have a [very slim] chance of dying off because of this.
If homosexuality was genetic, we could pass on this lack of a want to reproduce.
But I really wouldn't worry about this because, generally speaking (so I believe), not many homosexual couples reproduce.
Take that into consideration for generation after generation after generation, etc.... (If they even get that far.)
Chances are that if it is genetic, this lack of a want to reproduce won't go very far.
That being said, I'd say that there really isn't anything to worry about.
I'm still against it because it isn't what nature technically intended, but I won't persecute them because in the grand scheme of things, it doesn't and won't threaten the existence of the human race.

We, the human race, are one. We should be here for each other. Respect your fellow 'man'.
Listen to 'him'. Get along and we'll all be happy.

Again, I dislike hurting peoples' feelings.
I am sorry if you are hurt by this in any way.
This is my view regarding this topic, however, and I wish to voice my opinion.

* Apostrophes around man and him intended to not be sexist against women.

[nietzsche]

The Op of this thread has managed to make my internal spell check go to def con three.
Forgetting the hugely inflammatory statements made, I feel it is my duty to correct the blatantly hideous mistakes made by his/her very drunken self.

why there is guys that does't like boobs and stuff?. I can not understand. It's a mental problem or a hormonal imbalance, for sure

Would be:

Why are their guys that do not like boobs and stuff? I do not understand. It is a mental problem or hormonal imbalance, for sure.

Most homosexuals would point out that their hormones as balanced as anyones at this point but let us continue....

Shouldn't it be

Why are there guys that do not like boobs and stuff? I do not understand. It is a mental problem or hormonal imbalance, for sure.

Most homosexuals would point out that their hormones are as balanced as anyone's at this point but let us continue....


?

Ha! you just got spell-corrected by a Mexican!

[oVo]

Serious business.

While I don't like stepping on people's toes, I have some very firm stances on particular 'issues'.
Homosexuality is one of those issues that I have a firm stance on.
While I can understand that you can have some incredible relationships with people of the same gender, I am not okay with the idea that one would take that to the next level.
It is unmistakably clear that, whether created or evolved, a male and a female were meant to mate with each other.

Despite my disapproval of homosexuality, [...] A vital part of humanity's existence is the ability to reproduce. [...] I'm still against it because it isn't what nature technically intended, but I won't persecute them because in the grand scheme of things, it doesn't and won't threaten the existence of the human race.

We, the human race, are one. We should be here for each other. Respect your fellow 'man'.
Listen to 'him'. Get along and we'll all be happy.

I'm wondering... if you also believe that sex should be reserved for procreation only and avoided in all other circumstances. Contraceptive methods are not technically what nature intended either, so should they also be avoided in an effort to maintain the "grand scheme of things? Is the respect your fellow man thing only applicable to those who are not gay and agree with your pov?

[b.k. barunt]

As for necrophelia, it involves no consent and therefore is not OK

What if it was part of someone's last will and testament?

I thought of that. They might have changed their mind after.

Also, unlike homosexuality, this very well might result in harm to others... but no details here. I don't want to get into that subject, sorry.

The biggest reason, in truth is that this is just one of those truly universal "no's", except for a few ill individuals. Homosesuxuality, by contrast, has always been accepted by some groups (and not by other groups).
Homosexuality IS found in the animal kingdom, among normally heterosexual farm animals, etc. Necrophilia is not. That is not true proof of anything, but it does tend to indicate homosexuality is something natural, not utterly unnatural, whereas necrophilia is utterly unnatural.

Ok, i really didn't want to get into this but since we're using the animal kingdom as a model for "normal behavior" . . .

I have a friend folks call "Dickhead Bob". Bob lives out in the woods near Bogalusa, LA, the origin and source of all inbred redneck jokes. Bob's place is a 3 or 4 acre junkyard with a trailer on it but Bob calls it a farm because he has two or three tomato plants and there's a scary ass turkey that Bob claims was there when he bought the place 30 years ago.

Bob also owns a pit bull. The pitbull is pansexual - he will f*ck anything. The pitbull is also something of a necrophile. He immediately rapes his prey after dispatching it (sometimes he rapes the victim before also) and then returns to the carcass for more hot monkey love numerous times over the next 3 or 4 days. He won't let anyone near the carcass until the turkey eventually runs him off - the pitbull is scared shitless of the turkey. Are turkeys supposed to eat carrion? The pitbull always stinks from his constant carcassfucking - i've never been closer to him than 20 feet or so.

There's an outlaw biker gang that brings him a poodle every now and then for shits and giggles, and he'll roam the woods and find rabbits, possums, raccoons, armadillos (Bob says he never fucks the armadillos until they've been dead a day or two) and one time a 4 foot alligator - no shit. Occasionally the pitbull will roam far afield and bring back someone's pet. When Bob sees a tag he'll chain the dog up for a few days and swear to the cops when they come out that he's always chained up. When chained, the pitbull fucks a battered ice chest, his doghouse, and anything else that might come within reach.

Whenever i hear someone say that homosexuality is "normal" because it's occasionally found in the animal kingdom i think of Dickhead Bob's horny pitbull.


Honibaz

[Maugena]

I'm wondering... if you also believe that sex should be reserved for procreation only and avoided in all other circumstances. Contraceptive methods are not technically what nature intended either, so should they also be avoided in an effort to maintain the "grand scheme of things? Is the respect your fellow man thing only applicable to those who are not gay and agree with your pov?

I don't understand why you cut out a lot of what I typed, but whatever.
And no, I'm not against contraceptives.

I used to want homosexuals to justify their life styles by reproducing, but I realized that point is nullified by the fact that not everyone gets to reproduce in the first place. Either that or they simply choose not to reproduce, despite being able to.

If you decide against conceiving (as a permanent life's choice), you end up like the homosexuals that decide not to reproduce (through science or other methods).
Besides, you should do all you can to make sure that you don't accidentally bring a child into this world that you can't care for.
And 100% pro-life is a foolish idea as sexual urges are a natural occurrence.
You should not bring more than a handful of children into this world.
If you do, it's just more shit you have to deal with. -Have fun with that.

We, the human race, are one. We should be here for each other. Respect your fellow 'man'.
Listen to 'him'. Get along and we'll all be happy.

* Apostrophes around man and him intended to not be sexist against women.

Did you miss the bottom?

[saxitoxin]

Ok, i really didn't want to get into this but since we're using the animal kingdom as a model for "normal behavior" . . .

I have a friend folks call "Dickhead Bob". Bob lives out in the woods near Bogalusa, LA, the origin and source of all inbred redneck jokes. Bob's place is a 3 or 4 acre junkyard with a trailer on it but Bob calls it a farm because he has two or three tomato plants and there's a scary ass turkey that Bob claims was there when he bought the place 30 years ago.

Bob also owns a pit bull. The pitbull is pansexual - he will f*ck anything. The pitbull is also something of a necrophile. He immediately rapes his prey after dispatching it (sometimes he rapes the victim before also) and then returns to the carcass for more hot monkey love numerous times over the next 3 or 4 days. He won't let anyone near the carcass until the turkey eventually runs him off - the pitbull is scared shitless of the turkey. Are turkeys supposed to eat carrion? The pitbull always stinks from his constant carcassfucking - i've never been closer to him than 20 feet or so.

There's an outlaw biker gang that brings him a poodle every now and then for shits and giggles, and he'll roam the woods and find rabbits, possums, raccoons, armadillos (Bob says he never fucks the armadillos until they've been dead a day or two) and one time a 4 foot alligator - no shit. Occasionally the pitbull will roam far afield and bring back someone's pet. When Bob sees a tag he'll chain the dog up for a few days and swear to the cops when they come out that he's always chained up. When chained, the pitbull fucks a battered ice chest, his doghouse, and anything else that might come within reach.

Whenever i hear someone say that homosexuality is "normal" because it's occasionally found in the animal kingdom i think of Dickhead Bob's horny pitbull.


Honibaz

Not 100% certain but ol' Sax thinks this may just be about the most epic story since the Odyssey.

[Maugena]

Ok, i really didn't want to get into this but since we're using the animal kingdom as a model for "normal behavior" . . .

I have a friend folks call "Dickhead Bob". Bob lives out in the woods near Bogalusa, LA, the origin and source of all inbred redneck jokes. Bob's place is a 3 or 4 acre junkyard with a trailer on it but Bob calls it a farm because he has two or three tomato plants and there's a scary ass turkey that Bob claims was there when he bought the place 30 years ago.

Bob also owns a pit bull. The pitbull is pansexual - he will f*ck anything. The pitbull is also something of a necrophile. He immediately rapes his prey after dispatching it (sometimes he rapes the victim before also) and then returns to the carcass for more hot monkey love numerous times over the next 3 or 4 days. He won't let anyone near the carcass until the turkey eventually runs him off - the pitbull is scared shitless of the turkey. Are turkeys supposed to eat carrion? The pitbull always stinks from his constant carcassfucking - i've never been closer to him than 20 feet or so.

There's an outlaw biker gang that brings him a poodle every now and then for shits and giggles, and he'll roam the woods and find rabbits, possums, raccoons, armadillos (Bob says he never fucks the armadillos until they've been dead a day or two) and one time a 4 foot alligator - no shit. Occasionally the pitbull will roam far afield and bring back someone's pet. When Bob sees a tag he'll chain the dog up for a few days and swear to the cops when they come out that he's always chained up. When chained, the pitbull fucks a battered ice chest, his doghouse, and anything else that might come within reach.

Whenever i hear someone say that homosexuality is "normal" because it's occasionally found in the animal kingdom i think of Dickhead Bob's horny pitbull.


Honibaz

Not 100% certain but ol' Sax thinks this may just be about the most epic story since the Odyssey.

Lol, agreed.

[King Doctor]

Ok, i really didn't want to get into this but since we're using the animal kingdom as a model for "normal behavior" . . .

I have a friend folks call "Dickhead Bob". Bob lives out in the woods near Bogalusa, LA, the origin and source of all inbred redneck jokes. Bob's place is a 3 or 4 acre junkyard with a trailer on it but Bob calls it a farm because he has two or three tomato plants and there's a scary ass turkey that Bob claims was there when he bought the place 30 years ago.

Bob also owns a pit bull. The pitbull is pansexual - he will f*ck anything. The pitbull is also something of a necrophile. He immediately rapes his prey after dispatching it (sometimes he rapes the victim before also) and then returns to the carcass for more hot monkey love numerous times over the next 3 or 4 days. He won't let anyone near the carcass until the turkey eventually runs him off - the pitbull is scared shitless of the turkey. Are turkeys supposed to eat carrion? The pitbull always stinks from his constant carcassfucking - i've never been closer to him than 20 feet or so.

There's an outlaw biker gang that brings him a poodle every now and then for shits and giggles, and he'll roam the woods and find rabbits, possums, raccoons, armadillos (Bob says he never fucks the armadillos until they've been dead a day or two) and one time a 4 foot alligator - no shit. Occasionally the pitbull will roam far afield and bring back someone's pet. When Bob sees a tag he'll chain the dog up for a few days and swear to the cops when they come out that he's always chained up. When chained, the pitbull fucks a battered ice chest, his doghouse, and anything else that might come within reach.

Whenever i hear someone say that homosexuality is "normal" because it's occasionally found in the animal kingdom i think of Dickhead Bob's horny pitbull.


Honibaz

Not 100% certain but ol' Sax thinks this may just be about the most epic story since the Odyssey.

Lol, agreed.

... and my axe.


Agree. That was briliant.


King Doctor hereby mandates BK to begin a weekly 'Storytime with BK Barunt' feature here in the Bumpage lounge.

[PLAYER57832]

As for necrophelia, it involves no consent and therefore is not OK

What if it was part of someone's last will and testament?

I thought of that. They might have changed their mind after.

Also, unlike homosexuality, this very well might result in harm to others... but no details here. I don't want to get into that subject, sorry.

The biggest reason, in truth is that this is just one of those truly universal "no's", except for a few ill individuals. Homosesuxuality, by contrast, has always been accepted by some groups (and not by other groups).
Homosexuality IS found in the animal kingdom, among normally heterosexual farm animals, etc. Necrophilia is not. That is not true proof of anything, but it does tend to indicate homosexuality is something natural, not utterly unnatural, whereas necrophilia is utterly unnatural.

Ok, i really didn't want to get into this but since we're using the animal kingdom as a model for "normal behavior" . . .

I have a friend folks call "Dickhead Bob". Bob lives out in the woods near Bogalusa, LA, the origin and source of all inbred redneck jokes. Bob's place is a 3 or 4 acre junkyard with a trailer on it but Bob calls it a farm because he has two or three tomato plants and there's a scary ass turkey that Bob claims was there when he bought the place 30 years ago.

Bob also owns a pit bull. The pitbull is pansexual - he will f*ck anything. The pitbull is also something of a necrophile. He immediately rapes his prey after dispatching it (sometimes he rapes the victim before also) and then returns to the carcass for more hot monkey love numerous times over the next 3 or 4 days. He won't let anyone near the carcass until the turkey eventually runs him off - the pitbull is scared shitless of the turkey. Are turkeys supposed to eat carrion? The pitbull always stinks from his constant carcassfucking - i've never been closer to him than 20 feet or so.

There's an outlaw biker gang that brings him a poodle every now and then for shits and giggles, and he'll roam the woods and find rabbits, possums, raccoons, armadillos (Bob says he never fucks the armadillos until they've been dead a day or two) and one time a 4 foot alligator - no shit. Occasionally the pitbull will roam far afield and bring back someone's pet. When Bob sees a tag he'll chain the dog up for a few days and swear to the cops when they come out that he's always chained up. When chained, the pitbull fucks a battered ice chest, his doghouse, and anything else that might come within reach.

Whenever i hear someone say that homosexuality is "normal" because it's occasionally found in the animal kingdom i think of Dickhead Bob's horny pitbull.


Honibaz

I knew addressing the necrophilia would be a mistake, but I definitely appreciate your restraint. As much as I know from various comments that you can "flame with the best", you also know well how to make even a point like this and keep it clean.

Anyway. I don't want to get into this much more either, but the truth is that a dog is no longer really "natural". Even a cow is debateably natural. Even so, I would imagine someone can come up with pictures or stories somewhere of other such animals. The numbers are not as great as for the homosexual animals, but that is, as you pointed out, really irrelevant. The biology/not biology question really only has relevance in whether this is a sin or not... and even then, only marginally so. (If God says its a sin, it is.. period).

The issue for us humans, in society, is does it fundamentally harm the rest of us. Not do we like it, do we find it "icky" or any other such criteria. I have been around enough people who are homosexual, been around children raised in such families, etc to know that they are not more harmful to us than any other ideas or lifestyles. They are far less harmful than many lifestyles I don't like. I would far, far rather have a homosexual couple than a couple making methamphetamine in their kitchen.

[b.k. barunt]

5 casual reasons why coupleswhocookmethintheirkitchen are preferable to homosexuals:

1.) They don't have coupleswhocookmethintheirkitchen pride month or parades.
2.) Movie and TV producers don't feel the need to insert token coupleswhocookmethintheirkitchen in every fooking movie or TV show.
3.) They don't try to nail you on a hate crime if you refuse to associate with them.
4.) They keep their activities relatively private.
5.) They don't generally rape young boys.


Honibaz

[rockfist]

Chesterfields

[Woodruff]

5 casual reasons why coupleswhocookmethintheirkitchen are preferable to homosexuals:

The first time I read this, I read it as "coupleswhocookmeintheirkitchen". Ewww.

[TheForgivenOne]

5 casual reasons why coupleswhocookmethintheirkitchen are preferable to homosexuals:

The first time I read this, I read it as "coupleswhocookmeintheirkitchen". Ewww.

That's exactly how i read it *Facepalm*

[bradleybadly]

Ok, i really didn't want to get into this but since we're using the animal kingdom as a model for "normal behavior" . . .

I have a friend folks call "Dickhead Bob". Bob lives out in the woods near Bogalusa, LA, the origin and source of all inbred redneck jokes. Bob's place is a 3 or 4 acre junkyard with a trailer on it but Bob calls it a farm because he has two or three tomato plants and there's a scary ass turkey that Bob claims was there when he bought the place 30 years ago.

Bob also owns a pit bull. The pitbull is pansexual - he will f*ck anything. The pitbull is also something of a necrophile. He immediately rapes his prey after dispatching it (sometimes he rapes the victim before also) and then returns to the carcass for more hot monkey love numerous times over the next 3 or 4 days. He won't let anyone near the carcass until the turkey eventually runs him off - the pitbull is scared shitless of the turkey. Are turkeys supposed to eat carrion? The pitbull always stinks from his constant carcassfucking - i've never been closer to him than 20 feet or so.

There's an outlaw biker gang that brings him a poodle every now and then for shits and giggles, and he'll roam the woods and find rabbits, possums, raccoons, armadillos (Bob says he never fucks the armadillos until they've been dead a day or two) and one time a 4 foot alligator - no shit. Occasionally the pitbull will roam far afield and bring back someone's pet. When Bob sees a tag he'll chain the dog up for a few days and swear to the cops when they come out that he's always chained up. When chained, the pitbull fucks a battered ice chest, his doghouse, and anything else that might come within reach.

Whenever i hear someone say that homosexuality is "normal" because it's occasionally found in the animal kingdom i think of Dickhead Bob's horny pitbull.


Honibaz

Holy Shit! This would be the best episode of The Dog Whisperer ever if you could get Bob to write in to the National Geographic Channel. I would dare say Cesar Milan would meet his match finally.

[PLAYER57832]

5 casual reasons why coupleswhocookmethintheirkitchen are preferable to homosexuals:

1.) They don't have coupleswhocookmethintheirkitchen pride month or parades.

No, they just nicely co-opt neighborhood (and nearby) kids/teens and adults. They don't want recognition, they just want customers.

2.) Movie and TV producers don't feel the need to insert token coupleswhocookmethintheirkitchen in every fooking movie or TV show.

Apparently you have not watched many recent TV sitcomes, crime shows or movies. They do tend to leave references out of things aimed at the under 8 crowd, (sometimes not even then).

3.) They don't try to nail you on a hate crime if you refuse to associate with them.

Refusing to associate is not a hate crime. Tying someone to a post and beating them to death; throwing things, threatening (serious threats.. not "kid stuff") a local teenager, etc because he admits to being gay, etc .. those are most definitely "hate crimes" and that the victim happens to be homosexual doesn't change that.

4.) They keep their activities relatively private.

You won't even know most homosexuals are homosexual.

5.) They don't generally rape young boys.

WRONG! This IS your prejudice. Pedophilia is NOT associated with adult homosexuality any more than it is to adult heterosexuality. Do you go out and rape little girls? No.. I thought not. You can tell the difference between an adult female and a child. So can homosexuals.

AND... methheads do a lot of very crazy and stupid stuff. I have had to make about 6 calls in the past 3 years to Child protective services regarding children of methheads. I have NEVER, nor have my parents, nor has anyone with whom I associate had to make similar calls regarding homosexuals or their children ... and we ALL definitely live in communities where there are (quiet) homosexuals.

Furthermore, homosexuals don't cause houses and entire blocks to explode, as happened not to far from here just a few months ago. They don't set up booby traps in New York City buildings such that firefighters cannot even enter buildings to fight fires in certain areas. Note that kids/adult have died, as have fireman, as a result of these traps.

This is just a "capstone".

[rockfist]

5 casual reasons why coupleswhocookmethintheirkitchen are preferable to homosexuals:


3.) They don't try to nail you on a hate crime if you refuse to associate with them.

Refusing to associate is not a hate crime. Tying someone to a post and beating them to death; throwing things, threatening (serious threats.. not "kid stuff") a local teenager, etc because he admits to being gay, etc .. those are most definitely "hate crimes" and that the victim happens to be homosexual doesn't change that.

Beating someone to death is a crime, regardless of your motivation for doing so. The same with threatening someone. Why do we need the "hate crime label?" I haven't heard of too many cases of beating someone to death out of love...Its just an over-reaction to discrimination against people in certain groups. The members of those groups are entitled to all the same human rights as any other individual under existing law...I think the hate crime legislation arose because legislators feared our system of trial by jury...meaning that if you had a bigoted jury you might not get a conviction, but I am no expert on this.

[PLAYER57832]

5 casual reasons why coupleswhocookmethintheirkitchen are preferable to homosexuals:


3.) They don't try to nail you on a hate crime if you refuse to associate with them.

Refusing to associate is not a hate crime. Tying someone to a post and beating them to death; throwing things, threatening (serious threats.. not "kid stuff") a local teenager, etc because he admits to being gay, etc .. those are most definitely "hate crimes" and that the victim happens to be homosexual doesn't change that.

Beating someone to death is a crime, regardless of your motivation for doing so. The same with threatening someone. Why do we need the "hate crime label?" I haven't heard of too many cases of beating someone to death out of love...Its just an over-reaction to discrimination against people in certain groups. The members of those groups are entitled to all the same human rights as any other individual under existing law...I think the hate crime legislation arose because legislators feared our system of trial by jury...meaning that if you had a bigoted jury you might not get a conviction, but I am no expert on this.

Becuase the "why" does matter. People who randomly act like jerks pretty much know they are jerks or just "got out of hand" (got drunk/were in a bad mood/etc... ). However, too often people who commit hate crimes really don't see an issue. They feel they are justified because this particular class of people doesn't have the same or should not have the same rights as other. That is one difference.

Also, the impact of a hate crime on others is different. Hate crime is much more like gang violance. Its a lot more about intimidation and about people working (or feeling that they are working) in a group, as opposed to as individuals.

[InkL0sed]

... and my axe.


Agree. That was briliant.


King Doctor hereby mandates BK to begin a weekly 'Storytime with BK Barunt' feature here in the Bumpage lounge.

AND MY BOW!

We have that already - every time he posts.

[tyche73]

why there is guys that does't like boobs and stuff?. I can not understand. It's a mental problem or a hormonal imbalance, for sure

So if a gay man got on your back, would you (a) let him there, or, (b) would you pull him off ???

[b.k. barunt]

Ok, i really didn't want to get into this but since we're using the animal kingdom as a model for "normal behavior" . . .

I have a friend folks call "Dickhead Bob". Bob lives out in the woods near Bogalusa, LA, the origin and source of all inbred redneck jokes. Bob's place is a 3 or 4 acre junkyard with a trailer on it but Bob calls it a farm because he has two or three tomato plants and there's a scary ass turkey that Bob claims was there when he bought the place 30 years ago.

Bob also owns a pit bull. The pitbull is pansexual - he will f*ck anything. The pitbull is also something of a necrophile. He immediately rapes his prey after dispatching it (sometimes he rapes the victim before also) and then returns to the carcass for more hot monkey love numerous times over the next 3 or 4 days. He won't let anyone near the carcass until the turkey eventually runs him off - the pitbull is scared shitless of the turkey. Are turkeys supposed to eat carrion? The pitbull always stinks from his constant carcassfucking - i've never been closer to him than 20 feet or so.

There's an outlaw biker gang that brings him a poodle every now and then for shits and giggles, and he'll roam the woods and find rabbits, possums, raccoons, armadillos (Bob says he never fucks the armadillos until they've been dead a day or two) and one time a 4 foot alligator - no shit. Occasionally the pitbull will roam far afield and bring back someone's pet. When Bob sees a tag he'll chain the dog up for a few days and swear to the cops when they come out that he's always chained up. When chained, the pitbull fucks a battered ice chest, his doghouse, and anything else that might come within reach.

Whenever i hear someone say that homosexuality is "normal" because it's occasionally found in the animal kingdom i think of Dickhead Bob's horny pitbull.


Honibaz

Holy Shit! This would be the best episode of The Dog Whisperer ever if you could get Bob to write in to the National Geographic Channel. I would dare say Cesar Milan would meet his match finally.

Cesar Milan would shit his pants.


Honibaz

[b.k. barunt]

why there is guys that does't like boobs and stuff?. I can not understand. It's a mental problem or a hormonal imbalance, for sure

So if a gay man got on your back, would you (a) let him there, or, (b) would you pull him off ???

Kinda like a bigass tick amirite?


Honibaz