The Most Conservative Posts Game

[nagerous]

Those pesky liberals.

[Joodoo]

Pro-choice can go to hell.

[oVo]

I don't understand, what's the big deal about
a little oil in the water. It's not like they mix
or anything.

[Army of GOD]

I LOVE JESUS.

Obama can burn in Kenya, where he's from.

George Bush is teh awesomest!

[Joodoo]

Join the anti-globalization movement now!
Only $99 monthly membership fee...

[PLAYER57832]

I made it BY MYSELF, with NO help from anyone. All these idiots just want MY money .. no way!
Now... let me go drive my Humvee on this nice paved freeway, (too bad I have to go past all those dumps) to my rent-controlled apartment.

Anyone making less than $5,000,000 is an idiot. Why would anyone listen to them? Education... Yeah, I got that busines degree, but I got my REAL education from the school of hard knocks!

We are going to suffer because a few lousy fish have been killed? Why don't they just move!

Global climate, global dime it. Its just another scam to take MY money! If those scientists had any real brains they would have gone into business instead of playing with their stupid microscopes and computers.

Liberals = lot's of "education", no money, fewer brains.

note: disclaimer I definitely don't think most self-labeled conservatives on this forum are idiotic enough to really think most of those things.

[MeDeFe]

Things should be kept exactly as they are.

[oVo]

most self-labeled conservatives on this forum are idiotic

ha ha ha!

[PLAYER57832]

most self-labeled conservatives on this forum are idiotic

ha ha ha!

Nice try. Eliminate "not" and you can pretend someone said almost anything.

[Falkomagno]

Illegal Aliens

[wercool]

obama is bad

[jonesthecurl]

obama is bad

I say you're an Obama-lover. You fail to mention that he's very very bad indeed, for a number of reasons.

[King Doctor]

My basement full of guns, which make my penis feel much much bigger, are the only things that keep this nation free!


Anything that doesn't put dollars in a banker's pocket is socialism!!!! Which is the same thing as communism!!!1 And is automatically bad!!!ONE!

[Army of GOD]

I'm going to make an all-white basketball league..

[King Doctor]

All LIBERALS are part of an evil hive-mind and think precisely the same things as all other LIBERALS. All the time!


They are evil fucking scum and only ever use insults and insane fallacies to win arguments.






IT'S TRUE BECAUSE I HEARD IT ON FOX!!!!!11!!!

[Doc_Brown]

Soccer will never catch on in the US because it's a communist sport!

[Blinkadyblink]

Sarah Palin occasionally makes a point that, when viewed in the right light, arguably has a little bit of merit to it.

[Metsfanmax]

The poor deserve to die.

[thegreekdog]

Affirmative action for white people.

Muslims are terrorists.

Mexicans are illegal immigrants who come to this country to take our welfare.

Criminals should be killed.

[thegreekdog]

I stole these. Which means I'll be shot (or at least have my hand cut off):

- Heterosexual marriages.
- Faith-based initiatives.
- Death penalty.
- No weapons regulations.
- An interventionalist foreign policy.
- Domestic wire tapping.
- Private property.
- Tax cuts for rich people.
- A union of church and state.
- Freedom of religion... for Christians.
- The rights of white, male Christians between the ages of 18-55.
- Anything that liberals, progressives, socialists, communists, marxists, etc. oppose.

Conservatives are against:

- Homosexual marriage.
- Legalized/funded abortion.
- Universal health care.
- Any non-Christians (particularly Muslims).
- Weapon regulations.
- Women fighting in combat.
- Sharing land.
- Tax cuts for the middle-class and the poor.
- Homosexuals and bisexuals serving in the armed forces.
- Labor unions.
- Most scientific theorems that contradict Biblical teachings (most?)
- Anything that contradicts Biblical teachings (that's better)
- The rights of non-white, non-male, non-Christians that are not between the ages of 18-55 (which doesn't make sense)
- Anything that liberals, progressives, socialists, communists, marxists, etc. support
- Sex

http://liberalpedia.wikia.com/wiki/Conservatism

[Iliad]

If you didn't realise from the logo, that website is a troll response to conservapedia.

[wercool]

Iliad has the worst sig ever.

[wercool]

Sarah Palin occasionally makes a point that, when viewed in the right light, arguably has a little bit of merit to it.

YOU CRAZY RADICAL LOONY YOU

[Blinkadyblink]

YOU CRAZY RADICAL LOONY YOU

I'm assuming that's a compliment?

[Quirk]

Glenn Beck is a genius.
Smaller government.
Less taxes.
More respect for almighty God.
If it's unfamiliar to me then it's wrong.