Who can make the best haiku????????

Backglass · Post by **Backglass** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 4:00 pm

The1exile wrote:
Stopper wrote:Certain Posters should
be forced to post in haiku.
It might reduce spam.

Possibly, then again,
It may simply produce more,
Albeit in verse.

At the very least.
One must think before posting.
That wouldn't be bad.

Fireside Poet · Post by **Fireside Poet** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 4:00 pm

The1exile wrote:
Fireside Poet wrote:Poet writes his first,
fails miserably and then,
gives up once again

so what if it sucks?
he has nothing to lose now,
so he tries to stop

That also fails bad,
So he continues writing,
boredom has no fence

oh love of my life,
why do you tease me all night?
i want to eat you

mesmerized by lips,
cherry red and oh so sweet,
we meet in a dream

are you real or not?
your hips dance in front of me,
youthful lust consumes

does this have meaning?
just writing out of my head
take me from this place

Thank you, sir - I need a frappuchino now. :wink:

Stopper · Post by **Stopper** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 4:06 pm

Fireside Poet wrote:Poet writes his first,
fails miserably and then,
gives up once again

so what if it sucks?
he has nothing to lose now,
so he tries to stop

That also fails bad,
So he continues writing,
boredom has no fence

oh love of my life,
why do you tease me all night?
i want to eat you

mesmerized by lips,
cherry red and oh so sweet,
we meet in a dream

are you real or not?
your hips dance in front of me,
youthful lust consumes

does this have meaning?
just writing out of my head
take me from this place

I wanted to say
Something nice about this too.
It took me this long.

Vincent M · Post by **Vincent M** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 4:09 pm

shit on a stick ew
the shit smells really bad ew ew
shit on a stick ew

Stopper · Post by **Stopper** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 4:12 pm

Vincent M wrote:shit on a stick ew
the shit smells really bad ew ew
shit on a stick ew

I think that this post
Goes far to prove Backglass' and
the1exile's points.

The1exile · Post by **The1exile** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 4:20 pm

Stopper wrote:
Vincent M wrote:shit on a stick ew
the shit smells really bad ew ew
shit on a stick ew

I think that this post
Goes far to prove Backglass' and
the1exile's points.

Isn't that second line a syllable too long?

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 4:23 pm

No, Goes-far-to-prove-Back-glass'-and .

vgmmaster · Post by **vgmmaster** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 4:32 pm

http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/37200048/

There is a haiku
I wrote a long time ago
On devaintart

Model's Sacrifice
Is the name of the haiku
Wrote in clothing store

Stopper · Post by **Stopper** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 5:14 pm

The1exile wrote:
Stopper wrote:I think that this post
Goes far to prove Backglass' and
the1exile's points.

Isn't that second line a syllable too long?

Ach, I didn't see.
Hard, this haiku business.
Should have missed off "far".

unriggable · Post by **unriggable** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 7:29 pm

You need to shut up
Haiku's are fucking stupid
My testicles itch

Vincent M · Post by **Vincent M** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 11:55 pm

Blast on you with ease
I'll reduce you to swiss cheese
Retort, if you please

Lord Canti · Post by **Lord Canti** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 12:00 am

I ate a sandwich
turkey. ham, lettuce, mayo
on an onion roll.

Che Guevara Z · Post by **Che Guevara Z** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 4:57 am

little fish swims
a big fish eats little fish
nature is sated

Computer monster
eating childrens minds early
inocence being lost

red white and blue
above arogant power
ignorant people

lined up students
for a class with no teacher
and none is coming

eyes are so sleepy
drooping down and sucuming
im awake no more

I am in english
these journals make me tired
but now i am bored

I have just learned
writing to many poems
will make your head hurt

i am in college
and i like to write in class
thanks for listening

The1exile · Post by **The1exile** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 4:14 pm

Has this thread died? No!
In With the paramedic!
Clear! Bump goes the thread.

Edit: I had it written down, must have copied it wrong...

Stopper · Post by **Stopper** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 5:25 pm

Aha! It's my turn!
First line: Just four syllables?
Hmm, must do better.

Aries · Post by **Aries** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 5:27 pm

I'm not quite sure,
How to do this haiku thing,
Did I do it right

Stopper · Post by **Stopper** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 5:29 pm

I refer the Right
Honourable Gentleman
To my last reply.

poeple_i_know · Post by **poeple_i_know** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 4:51 pm

your mom your mom your
mom your mom your mom your mom
is good in the sack

Vincent M · Post by **Vincent M** » Sat May 12, 2007 10:24 am

Bump Bump Bump Bump Bump
Bump Bump Bump Bump Bump Bump Bump
Bump Bump Bump Bump Bump

:lol:

(Its Back from page 19)

GreecePwns · Post by **GreecePwns** » Sat May 12, 2007 10:29 am

I can make one out of my friends name.

Papadopoulos
Michael Papdopoulos
Papadopoulos

Vincent M · Post by **Vincent M** » Sat May 12, 2007 10:33 am

GreecePwns wrote:I can make one out of my friends name.

Papadopoulos
Michael Papdopoulos
Papadopoulos

LMAO

Vincent M · Post by **Vincent M** » Sat May 12, 2007 10:51 am

I am Becoming
A master Haiku writer
Who Loves s.xkitten

Syzygy · Post by **Syzygy** » Sat May 12, 2007 10:55 am

New map on CC!
It looks so freaking awesome.
But, I am now dead.

pancakemix · Post by **pancakemix** » Sat May 12, 2007 11:21 am

(I didn't make this up, I saw it on a t-shirt)

Haiku's are easy
but sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.

Dancing Mustard · Post by **Dancing Mustard** » Sat May 12, 2007 11:35 am

This thread is awesome
but pancakemix is stupid
poo-poo poo-poo face
You know I'm just joking, right?