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[AndyDufresne]

Tuesday, July 20th, 2010

Cosmo Kramer: Say you got a big job interview, and you're a little nervous. Well, throw back a couple shots of Hennigans and you'll be as loose as a goose and ready to roll in no time. And because it's odorless, why, it will be our little secret.


--Andy

[Woodruff]

George Costanza: "Jerry, just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it."

[AAFitz]

Elaine: "You can always spare a square!"

[RjBeals]

"These pretzels are making me thirsty"

[Timminz]

SERENITY NOW!

[Big Long Stick]

"Man's Best Friend... Jerry, I want something like that on my tombstone." - Kramer

[AndyDufresne]

Thursday, July 22nd, 2010


George: All bald people look good in hats.
Elaine: You should have lived in the twenties and thirties. You know, men wore hats all the time then.
George: What a bald paradise that must have been. Nobody knew.


--Andy

[TheSaxlad]

Kids could always resolve any dispute by calling it. One of them
will say, "I got the front seat." "I want the front seat." "I
called it." And the other kid has no recourse. "He called it,
what can I do?" If there was a kid court of law it holds up.
"You Honor, my client did ask for the front seat." The judge
says, "Did he call it?" "Well, no, he didn't call it..." He
bangs the gavel. "Objection overruled. He has to call it.
Case closed."

[b.k. barunt]

"Hellooo"


Honibaz

[Frito Bandito]

Mulva??

[freewillhunting]

No soup for you.

[2dimes]

The tradition of festivus begins, with the airing of greavences. I got a lot of problems with you people! Now you're gonna hear about it.

[freewillhunting]

In favor of the classic map.........

Kramer - "The Ukraine is weak."

Random Ukrainian guy "THE UKRAINE IS NOT WEAK!!!!!"

[ViperOverLord]

Ukraine is a road apple!

Great idea on this thread

I'll definitely try to keep it in mind when Seinfeld is on TV. I'll try to come with something that is not so over quoted but it's still cool to be the first to regurgitate that legendary quote

[Woodruff]

Jerry: "Cinnamon. It should be on tables in restaurants along with salt and pepper. Anytime someone says 'Ooh, this is so good, what's in this?', the answer invariably comes back as 'cinnamon'. Cinnamon. Again and again."

[2dimes]

Hello... Numan.

[ljex]

George: A fan? I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable.

[AndyDufresne]

Friday, July 23rd, 2010

George: You can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister!
Jerry: What does that even mean?


--Andy

[L M S]

"I was in the pool! I was in the pool!" - George

"Who's going to turn down a junior mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint, it's delicious. It's very refreshing." - Kramer

"But are you still master of your domain?" - Jerry

"I don't see how you guys walk around with those things." - Elaine

"They' re real and they're spectacular." - Sidra?

[Woodruff]

"They're real and they're spectacular." - Sidra?

Wasn't that one Jackie Cochrane, Kramer's lawyer, at the end of the trial in the last episode?

[L M S]

"They're real and they're spectacular." - Sidra?

Wasn't that one Jackie Cochrane, Kramer's lawyer, at the end of the trial in the last episode?

He probably said it too...I think she said it first though, wasn't that her name? Sidra?

[Woodruff]

"They're real and they're spectacular." - Sidra?

Wasn't that one Jackie Cochrane, Kramer's lawyer, at the end of the trial in the last episode?

He probably said it too...I think she said it first though, wasn't that her name? Sidra?

Do you mean Elaine? I don't remember a Sidra. But it does seem like Elaine tripped in the sauna and discovered their spectacularity, and probably went on to tell Jerry.

[Queen_Herpes]

"They're real and they're spectacular." - Sidra?

Wasn't that one Jackie Cochrane, Kramer's lawyer, at the end of the trial in the last episode?

He probably said it too...I think she said it first though, wasn't that her name? Sidra?

Do you mean Elaine? I don't remember a Sidra. But it does seem like Elaine tripped in the sauna and discovered their spectacularity, and probably went on to tell Jerry.

Nah, the woman (Sidra?) said it when she walked out on Jerry. "They're real, and they're spectacular" Exits out Jerry's apartment door. Annnnnnnd. Close scene.

[L M S]

"They're real and they're spectacular." - Sidra?

Wasn't that one Jackie Cochrane, Kramer's lawyer, at the end of the trial in the last episode?

He probably said it too...I think she said it first though, wasn't that her name? Sidra?

Do you mean Elaine? I don't remember a Sidra. But it does seem like Elaine tripped in the sauna and discovered their spectacularity, and probably went on to tell Jerry.

Nah, the woman (Sidra?) said it when she walked out on Jerry. "They're real, and they're spectacular" Exits out Jerry's apartment door. Annnnnnnd. Close scene.

And I think the lawyers name was Jackie Childs wasnt it?....small detail.

[Woodruff]

Wasn't that one Jackie Cochrane, Kramer's lawyer, at the end of the trial in the last episode?

He probably said it too...I think she said it first though, wasn't that her name? Sidra?

Do you mean Elaine? I don't remember a Sidra. But it does seem like Elaine tripped in the sauna and discovered their spectacularity, and probably went on to tell Jerry.

Nah, the woman (Sidra?) said it when she walked out on Jerry. "They're real, and they're spectacular" Exits out Jerry's apartment door. Annnnnnnd. Close scene.

And I think the lawyers name was Jackie Childs wasnt it?....small detail.

Ah yes, it was! I always juxtaposed him with Johhny Cochrane (almost even used that name), because I presumed he was a caricature of him.