Secrets thread

[Phatscotty]

I once sexed 3 different women in 24 hours...............well, OK, 2 trannies and a teenybopper.

Fixed it for you

Do what you do. Touch blue make it true!

[jonesthecurl]

I once sexed 3 different women in 24 hours

Me too. How many other guys did they have in that space of time?

[john9blue]

I once sexed 3 different women in 24 hours

See? Anything is possible with the free market!

[muy_thaiguy]

I'm just a tad bit of a violent maniac.

[InkL0sed]

I masturbated once.

[DAZMCFC]

One time, a few years ago, my mom was going shopping or something or other and I was going to call her cell phone to see if she could get something for me. As I called, her cell phone rings on the kitchen table. Me, not having common sense, picked up the cell phone: "Hello...hello? Is anyone there?". I call her cell phone again, and pick it up again "STOP CALLING!!"

It took me until my mom to come home to realize that I was answering and calling her phone myself.

is your mother a MILF and did you look at her dirty pics.

[notyou2]

Pics of your mom or it's not true.

[Tiggy D Amour]

There's no such thing as the easter bunny, the tooth fairy, or the Frog Of War.

[Queen_Herpes]

I have two vaginas and two uteruses (uterii).

[Army of GOD]

One time, a few years ago, my mom was going shopping or something or other and I was going to call her cell phone to see if she could get something for me. As I called, her cell phone rings on the kitchen table. Me, not having common sense, picked up the cell phone: "Hello...hello? Is anyone there?". I call her cell phone again, and pick it up again "STOP CALLING!!"

It took me until my mom to come home to realize that I was answering and calling her phone myself.

is your mother a MILF and did you look at her dirty pics.

She is in fact kinda fat and if I were to see her naked, my eyes would melt. Kinda like in Indiana Jones.

[notyou2]

I have two vaginas and two uteruses (uterii).

...................................and snakey hair

[Queen_Herpes]

I have two vaginas and two uteruses (uterii).

...................................and snakey hair

Hmmm...not a secret.

[notyou2]

I was referring to the hair around your two va-jay-jays

[InkL0sed]

I was referring to the hair around your two va-jay-jays

Like she said, not a secret.

[notyou2]

You showed Ink too!!!!!!

Queen stop showing everyone.

[Army of GOD]

My secret

[Army of GOD]

And on a more serious note, I have kind of a weird speech impediment. Idk if it's dyslexia or what, but often when I'm talking, I'll switch the order of words in my sentence, or I'll accidentally switch the first letters of two words.

[Queen_Herpes]

And on a more serious note, I have kind of a weird speech impediment. Idk if it's dyslexia or what, but often when I'm talking, I'll switch the order of words in my sentence, or I'll accidentally switch the first letters of two words.

And sometimes you speak French, which is really the problem.

[Army of GOD]

And on a more serious note, I have kind of a weird speech impediment. Idk if it's dyslexia or what, but often when I'm talking, I'll switch the order of words in my sentence, or I'll accidentally switch the first letters of two words.

And sometimes you speak French, which is really the problem.

Je ne comprends pas.

Tu parles comme une chat qui n'a pas une bouche.

[Queen_Herpes]

And on a more serious note, I have kind of a weird speech impediment. Idk if it's dyslexia or what, but often when I'm talking, I'll switch the order of words in my sentence, or I'll accidentally switch the first letters of two words.

And sometimes you speak French, which is really the problem.

Je ne comprends pas.

Tu parles comme une chat qui n'a pas une bouche.

Je refuse de parler votre langue, et je ne suis pas le chat, monsieur !

[notyou2]

And on a more serious note, I have kind of a weird speech impediment. Idk if it's dyslexia or what, but often when I'm talking, I'll switch the order of words in my sentence, or I'll accidentally switch the first letters of two words.

I call that balking tackwards.

[Army of GOD]

I don't think I mentioned this in this thread before, but back when we were younger, my brosephs and I had this on-going "war" happening, in which we all chose countries to represent. One chose Russia, the other chose Mexico (well, a Mexican-Chinese country that was communist) and I chose France (to be honest, I don't know why. Maybe it's because I luvs my Napoleon).

But anyway, that's the reason why I root for France first and then the United States second in every international competition (as you can tell, I have very little patriotism).

[john9blue]

you? a fan of FRANCE? honh honh! i scoff at yeu!

[Army of GOD]

In fact, I realized I get offended at anti-French jokes, even though I have absolutely no French blood in me (a little French-Canadian, but not much).

Here is my sweet ass flag that I made a few years ago:

[Army of GOD]

I have a hard time accepting that there are people who are smarter, faster, stronger and more skilled at sports or games than me.

I blame that on the fact that I get bored of doing the same thing too often, so I never specialized in one field. I played almost every sport competitively, and would change sports with the seasons. Same thing with games (Conquer Club included) and academics.