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whooooo weeeee son, you like to get lit!Big Long Stick wrote:Friday I drank 14 500mL cans of Heineken at a BBQ
Saturday I drank 8 500mL cans of Carlesburg and 5 pints of Guiness
Today I have not started drinking yet but will probably have a few bottles of Heineken/Budweiser and a couple of pints later.
Yes, I'm an alcoholic but only at weekends. Binge Drinking ftw
Army of GOD wrote:I joined this game because it's so similar to Call of Duty.
Isn't that... unnecessary? Kahlua is coffee-flavoured anyway.The Bison King wrote:1 Kahlua and coffee
saxitoxin wrote:Your position is more complex than the federal tax code. As soon as I think I understand it, I find another index of cross-references, exceptions and amendments I have to apply.
Timminz wrote:Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.
well sort of, except that Kahlua tastes like shit by itself...MeDeFe wrote:Isn't that... unnecessary? Kahlua is coffee-flavoured anyway.The Bison King wrote:1 Kahlua and coffee
True, it's not really good on its own, but there're other things to mix it with. I've found it goes really well with cocoa, Kahlua and milk also make a good mix.The Bison King wrote:well sort of, except that Kahlua tastes like shit by itself...MeDeFe wrote:Isn't that... unnecessary? Kahlua is coffee-flavoured anyway.The Bison King wrote:1 Kahlua and coffee
saxitoxin wrote:Your position is more complex than the federal tax code. As soon as I think I understand it, I find another index of cross-references, exceptions and amendments I have to apply.
Timminz wrote:Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.
El Capitan X wrote:The people in flame wars just seem to get dimmer and dimmer. Seriously though, I love your style, always a good read.
hilarious. after typing all that and posting it, did you read what you typed and honestly think it was worth the while?King Doctor wrote:Yeah, well that's nothing...
Friday: I drank about, I dunno, four million beers. Then I capped it off by downing a quart of tequila and four shots of petrol.
Saturday: Wasn't feeling at all hung-over, so I injected some heroin into my dick, snorted 3kgs of cocaine and ate a fried breakfast that was three times the size of God. After that I went down to my local bar, drank it dry, molested the hottest bar-maid four times, then went to the off license over the road and chugged seventeen litres of vodka through a straw I stuck through my eyeball.
Sunday: Bit of a 'steady day' to relax. Did four hundred lengths of an olympic sized swimming pool that was filled with Merlot, sniffed through a few handfuls of amyls, slashed open my right thigh and stuffed it full of pure Thai cannabis, left it in the oven until a needle inserted into the centre came out clean, then went to sleep in a barrel of rum.
All in all, a pretty tame weekend for me. Oh, and also I won a boxing match against a pack of rabid wolves that had eaten nothing but a yoghurt a day for the last week.
riskllama wrote:Koolbak wins this thread.
KoolBak wrote:I quit counting 20 years ago......
I did.Big Long Stick wrote:hilarious. after typing all that and posting it, did you read what you typed and honestly think it was worth the while?King Doctor wrote:Yeah, well that's nothing...
Friday: I drank about, I dunno, four million beers. Then I capped it off by downing a quart of tequila and four shots of petrol.
Saturday: Wasn't feeling at all hung-over, so I injected some heroin into my dick, snorted 3kgs of cocaine and ate a fried breakfast that was three times the size of God. After that I went down to my local bar, drank it dry, molested the hottest bar-maid four times, then went to the off license over the road and chugged seventeen litres of vodka through a straw I stuck through my eyeball.
Sunday: Bit of a 'steady day' to relax. Did four hundred lengths of an olympic sized swimming pool that was filled with Merlot, sniffed through a few handfuls of amyls, slashed open my right thigh and stuffed it full of pure Thai cannabis, left it in the oven until a needle inserted into the centre came out clean, then went to sleep in a barrel of rum.
All in all, a pretty tame weekend for me. Oh, and also I won a boxing match against a pack of rabid wolves that had eaten nothing but a yoghurt a day for the last week.
King Doctor wrote:I did.Big Long Stick wrote:hilarious. after typing all that and posting it, did you read what you typed and honestly think it was worth the while?King Doctor wrote:Yeah, well that's nothing...
Friday: I drank about, I dunno, four million beers. Then I capped it off by downing a quart of tequila and four shots of petrol.
Saturday: Wasn't feeling at all hung-over, so I injected some heroin into my dick, snorted 3kgs of cocaine and ate a fried breakfast that was three times the size of God. After that I went down to my local bar, drank it dry, molested the hottest bar-maid four times, then went to the off license over the road and chugged seventeen litres of vodka through a straw I stuck through my eyeball.
Sunday: Bit of a 'steady day' to relax. Did four hundred lengths of an olympic sized swimming pool that was filled with Merlot, sniffed through a few handfuls of amyls, slashed open my right thigh and stuffed it full of pure Thai cannabis, left it in the oven until a needle inserted into the centre came out clean, then went to sleep in a barrel of rum.
All in all, a pretty tame weekend for me. Oh, and also I won a boxing match against a pack of rabid wolves that had eaten nothing but a yoghurt a day for the last week.
I read it back to myself, summoned my cat to proof it, then when he declared it a work of genius we exchanged high-fives and simultaneously elbow-dropped the 'send' button to send it on its righteous way.
