the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[lord voldemort]

DON'T YOU COME INTO MY THREAD AND DO THTA LOVO

i was here well before you

[targetman377]

now now children calm down there is plenty of room in this thread for both of you

[Army of GOD]

DON'T YOU COME INTO MY THREAD AND DO THTA LOVO

i was here well before you

That's what you think.

Little do you know my multi, wicked.

[strike wolf]

now now children calm down there is plenty of room in this thread for both of you

Usually but I'm holding my family reunion here this weekend. So I'm afraid there's only room for one of you. Proceed with the fight to the death

[Lucarilover240]

Time for some mustard posting!
(Cracks knuckles)


Lolololo I made a pun I'm so funni

[Lucarilover240]

Bows

Arrows, too?

Complete with exploding tips

OOOOOOH!

(Fun times ensue)

Ever seen the rambo scene from the weird al movie?

Nope, sorry.

[Lucarilover240]

I am BUZZING. First day of my intensive standup comedy course. Now I have to try to remember what I said, and type it up. I was a very funny guy.
On stage (in Manhattan) on Saturday. Be there or be elsewhere.

Have someone provide video footage.

It's against the rules - though there will be an official video, which I'll be getting a copy of.
Apparently sound recordings are fine, if I say so.

As long as you can post it on here, it's fine by me.

[Lucarilover240]

Sound recordings, video---what is this place? A film production studio? Who's going to make my sound effects? **Waits to munch on a delicious banana**


--Andy

(Makes munching noises)

Somehow it doesn't work out as well in typing.

[Lucarilover240]

what kind of car do you drive?

I have a 1992 Mercury Grand Marqui LS, which I got for FREE from my Great Grandmother. Sure, it's as old as I am, but it still runs great and it has a red leather interior to boot! However, as it isn't registered or insured at the moment, I'm currently driving our spare family vehicle, a Jeep Grand Cherokee.

[Lucarilover240]

how old? how many miles first car?
i drive a manual colbolt white has 25,000 miles on it bought it brand new with only miles on it its a 2007

1994 200,000+

i drove a 1995 protoja until some ass hole crashed into him

You're car's a him?

no my i was in a turn lane and an ass hole crashed into me! and killed my car

i never named that car it had a blue door a pink door from the sun fading it and it had a red door

but my new car i don't really have a name for it wonder what would fit?

If your car had three different colored doors, then the "asshole" who killed it was probably putting it out of it's misery.

[Lucarilover240]

Cars are like boats they're always supposed to be women.

my gf named my car Oscar i don't call my car anything. she named her car bettsy

My Great Grandfather (Who I never knew) had a station wagon he named Susabella.

[Lucarilover240]

So I had my graduation party the other day. I made $1450. A GOOD DAY.


One of my mother's friends from work also made me a Lucario cake, which admitedly was pretty awesome. I may post pictures if I can figure out a way to post pics from my phone.

[targetman377]

now now children calm down there is plenty of room in this thread for both of you

Usually but I'm holding my family reunion here this weekend. So I'm afraid there's only room for one of you. Proceed with the fight to the death

wow a battle to the death between voldmort and army of god! man take about it GOD VS JK ROWLING!!! who will win!!!

[wercool]

me

[targetman377]

1994 200,000+

i drove a 1995 protoja until some ass hole crashed into him

You're car's a him?

no my i was in a turn lane and an ass hole crashed into me! and killed my car

i never named that car it had a blue door a pink door from the sun fading it and it had a red door

but my new car i don't really have a name for it wonder what would fit?

If your car had three different colored doors, then the "asshole" who killed it was probably putting it out of it's misery.

lol but i had to buy a new car when i had a free car that worked fine! we took him to court cause he did not have insurance on top of that he left the scene of the accident and came back after a police car showed up! we won the first case 100% then he fucken appealed and the great fucken state of MN in the next trial split the cause 50 /50 he owed us more money and we did not get it for over a year only when he needed to get his new id that is one of the reasons why i had this state it is a no fault state meaning if you are on the road and some one hits you its not there fault its both of your fault! no matter what!

[strike wolf]

Arrows, too?

Complete with exploding tips

OOOOOOH!

(Fun times ensue)

Ever seen the rambo scene from the weird al movie?

Nope, sorry.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8n1hKQULa9Y

also I'm pretty sure the soldier in the helicopter with him is Kramer from Seinfeld

[strike wolf]

now now children calm down there is plenty of room in this thread for both of you

Usually but I'm holding my family reunion here this weekend. So I'm afraid there's only room for one of you. Proceed with the fight to the death

wow a battle to the death between voldmort and army of god! man take about it GOD VS JK ROWLING!!! who will win!!!

oh sorry I didn't just mean those two I meant all of you.

[Army of GOD]

Arrows, too?

Complete with exploding tips

OOOOOOH!

(Fun times ensue)

Ever seen the rambo scene from the weird al movie?

I'm disappointed strike...then name of the movie is UHF!

Don't worry though, I'm more disappointed with Lucari. UHF is an amazing movie and I demand you watch it NOW!!

[Army of GOD]

In related news,

I just pooped my pants.

[strike wolf]

Arrows, too?

Complete with exploding tips

OOOOOOH!

(Fun times ensue)

Ever seen the rambo scene from the weird al movie?

I'm disappointed strike...then name of the movie is UHF!

Don't worry though, I'm more disappointed with Lucari. UHF is an amazing movie and I demand you watch it NOW!!

I know the name. I just like to call it the Wierd Al movie.

[targetman377]

now now children calm down there is plenty of room in this thread for both of you

Usually but I'm holding my family reunion here this weekend. So I'm afraid there's only room for one of you. Proceed with the fight to the death

wow a battle to the death between voldmort and army of god! man take about it GOD VS JK ROWLING!!! who will win!!!

oh sorry I didn't just mean those two I meant all of you.

this is not the ultimate showdown

[Army of GOD]

I know the name. I just like to call it the Wierd Al movie.

Don't lie to yourself strike! YOU DON'T KNOW THE NAME!

[AndyDufresne]

Bananas are every name. **Eats a banana bunch**


--Andy

[strike wolf]

I know the name. I just like to call it the Wierd Al movie.

Don't lie to yourself strike! YOU DON'T KNOW THE NAME!

Well you don't know the dewey decimal system and that book is two days overdue

[Army of GOD]

I know the name. I just like to call it the Wierd Al movie.

Don't lie to yourself strike! YOU DON'T KNOW THE NAME!

Well you don't know the dewey decimal system and that book is two days overdue

Admiral Dewey can suck it

*points to groin*

(And yes, I know Admiral Dewey has nothing to do with the Dewey Decimal system)