What's your phone number?

[nietzsche]

Mine is 911

[Army of GOD]

518-933-3528

[#1_stunna]

214-867-5309

[bedub1]

001-703-522-9320

[Johnny Rockets]

Hmmmm..............wondering if the mods are going to banhammer the lot of us for posting private information..........even if it's our own.

However, my phone number is currently on a billion jars of honey, and on my website so......
1-204-612-BEES (2337)

JRockets

[lord voldemort]

i wonder how many of these are legit....i suggest not giving out any kind of phone number over the interwebz

[jefjef]

1-800-eat-shit

[#1_stunna]

1-800-eat-shit

i called, did you hang up on me?!

[Borderdawg]

BR-549

[john9blue]

565-ROFLMAO

[King Doctor]

111-I-Can-Fire-Spooge-From-My-Member-At-Will-.-It-Is-Like-Paintball-On-Steroids-.-But-Awesomer-111

[Baron Von PWN]

here you go! Call at will +7-921-436-5398

By the way calling this number will actually put you in contact with me.

[Shed]

565-ROFLMAO

The Chinese do not take kindly on those who laugh at Mao.

[Army of GOD]

I changed 2 numbers from my real phone number.

Hint: The area code is correct

[jay_a2j]

i wonder how many of these are legit...

"fake...fake..fake..fake..fake" (from Seinfeld)

[john9blue]

I changed 2 numbers from my real phone number.

Hint: The area code is correct

Try to find AOG's real phone number by guessing! Now I know what I am doing tonight.

[Army of GOD]

First person to call me wins!

[freewillhunting]

1-800-eat-shit

i called, did you hang up on me?!

No he just farted.

[El Capitan X]

281-330-8004


Call me if you want to have phone sex.
ECX

[Baron Von PWN]

i wonder how many of these are legit....i suggest not giving out any kind of phone number over the interwebz

mine is legit

[saxitoxin]

i wonder how many of these are legit....i suggest not giving out any kind of phone number over the interwebz

mine is legit

I passed it on to my dear old friend, Yasha Beloi, who retired back in the '90's as a colonel-general in the Strategic Rocket Forces, the 27th Guards Red Banner Missile Army outside Moscow to be specific. He may pay you a social just to say hibbidy-ho and howzit-n-whatzit! He's a fun old chap! (Thankfully his English was impeccable since ol' Saxi doesn't speak a lick of Russian! LOL!)

Oh - also, he might have a package he'll ask you to bring back to North America with you whenever it is you return. That's fine, it's not time sensitive. Please PM me once you have it and I'll forward a PO BOX to which you can send it to me once you're here. Try to keep it in a cool place and avoid shaking it. You may also want to stash it away from food and take fish oil tablets or drink green tea as long as you have it in your possession.

No need to pass along your address, the phone number is all he'll need to locate you. Thanks, v. PWN! I owe you! Can't write more right now as my arthritis is really on an upswing.

[InkL0sed]

917 595 0116

wait, shit, army of nobunga isn't around anymore... this thread isn't nearly as funny without him to freak out

[Baron Von PWN]

i wonder how many of these are legit....i suggest not giving out any kind of phone number over the interwebz

mine is legit

I passed it on to my dear old friend, Yasha Beloi, who retired back in the '90's as a colonel-general in the Strategic Rocket Forces, the 27th Guards Red Banner Missile Army outside Moscow to be specific. He may pay you a social just to say hibbidy-ho and howzit-n-whatzit! He's a fun old chap! (Thankfully his English was impeccable since ol' Saxi doesn't speak a lick of Russian! LOL!)

Oh - also, he might have a package he'll ask you to bring back to North America with you whenever it is you return. That's fine, it's not time sensitive. Please PM me once you have it and I'll forward a PO BOX to which you can send it to me once you're here. Try to keep it in a cool place and avoid shaking it. You may also want to stash it away from food and take fish oil tablets or drink green tea as long as you have it in your possession.

No need to pass along your address, the phone number is all he'll need to locate you. Thanks, v. PWN! I owe you! Can't write more right now as my arthritis is really on an upswing.

Thanks Saxi! I love meeting new and interesting people! can't wait to meet him, tell him he has to act quick though I leave at the end of august.

[Army of GOD]

NO ONE HAS CALLED ME YET

[InkL0sed]

NO ONE HAS CALLED ME YET

Nobody's going to call you.