the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[targetman377]

yes, I firmly believe that every map on this site is based on 100% factual information.

see what i mean? we live on a giant turtle that was drawn by a 3 year old

[targetman377]

can you explain why Muslims hate Christians so much (not all but i am just saying)? why there so much hatrated in isreal? who where the knights temple?

[Army of GOD]

There's a Doodle Earth map, does that mean the world looks like a bunch of crayon drawings?

and i say can you prove it was not drown by a 5 year old?

Did I say it wasn't?

[targetman377]

There's a Doodle Earth map, does that mean the world looks like a bunch of crayon drawings?

and i say can you prove it was not drown by a 5 year old?

Did I say it wasn't?

but you said the crusades never happened.

[Army of GOD]

How can you prove that they DID happen?

It's my choice to believe that they didn't.

[targetman377]

how do you explain all the documents that claim to the contrary of your belief?

[Army of GOD]

Any 3 year old can write in ye olde timey handwriting and bake a piece of paper so it looks brown and old and base it on a Lord of the Rings film.

[targetman377]

Any 3 year old can write in ye olde timey handwriting and bake a piece of paper so it looks brown and old and base it on a Lord of the Rings film.

except these are not baked documents at all.

[strike wolf]

Not much post worthy here. I will, however, agree that Six Flags is awesome.

I'll post something that's post worthy.

THE CRUSADES NEVER HAPPENED AND YOU CAN'T PROVE THEY DIDN'T

Then how do you explain this!?!?!?!?

That's just the Europe map meets middle Earth.

[strike wolf]

There's a "Discworld" map - does that prove we're on the back of a giant turtle?

Actually that one is true. I cannot reveal the details at this time.

[strike wolf]

There's a Doodle Earth map, does that mean the world looks like a bunch of crayon drawings?

It will after the doodle bomb is dropped.

[strike wolf]

yes, I firmly believe that every map on this site is based on 100% factual information.

It wasnt a serious question, on second thought I should've added a laughing face or two, but as they say "hindsight's always 24/7"

*back to lurking for a couple more months then*

after all that work proving you right, you back out...

[strike wolf]

There's a "Discworld" map - does that prove we're on the back of a giant turtle?

can you prove we are not mister jonsey? well

It's like pizza...you can't prove it isn't made from yak farts.

[strike wolf]

There's a Doodle Earth map, does that mean the world looks like a bunch of crayon drawings?

and i say can you prove it was not drown by a 5 year old?

technically it wasn't but if you are a god of any kind I have to assume that being you're immortal you are ageless and everyone knows you stop aging at 5...

[strike wolf]

yes, I firmly believe that every map on this site is based on 100% factual information.

see what i mean? we live on a giant turtle that was drawn by a 3 year old

So you're saying that god reverses in age at a rapid rate so 2 minutes ago he was 5 years old and aged down 2 years since than...so that means that in 3 more minutes he'll disappear...

[strike wolf]

can you explain why Muslims hate Christians so much (not all but i am just saying)? why there so much hatrated in isreal? who where the knights temple?

I don't think all muslims hate Christians and most Muslims are upset about Israel as they feel their home was kind of taken from them.

[strike wolf]

There's a Doodle Earth map, does that mean the world looks like a bunch of crayon drawings?

and i say can you prove it was not drown by a 5 year old?

Did I say it wasn't?

You forget he's about -1 years old now.

[strike wolf]

There's a Doodle Earth map, does that mean the world looks like a bunch of crayon drawings?

and i say can you prove it was not drown by a 5 year old?

Did I say it wasn't?

but you said the crusades never happened.

Those aren't connected at the hip you know.

[strike wolf]

How can you prove that they DID happen?

It's my choice to believe that they didn't.

And it's my choice to believe that you are all just crazy figments of my imagination.

[strike wolf]

how do you explain all the documents that claim to the contrary of your belief?

They're obviously forged.

[strike wolf]

Any 3 year old can write in ye olde timey handwriting and bake a piece of paper so it looks brown and old and base it on a Lord of the Rings film.

actually he's -5 now.

[strike wolf]

Any 3 year old can write in ye olde timey handwriting and bake a piece of paper so it looks brown and old and base it on a Lord of the Rings film.

except these are not baked documents at all.

They are more closely related to fried documents

[Army of GOD]

I actually failed that part of the Middle Ages project in Elementary school so I have no idea how to make those papers brown...

[jonesthecurl]

There's a "Discworld" map - does that prove we're on the back of a giant turtle?

can you prove we are not mister jonsey? well

It's like pizza...you can't prove it isn't made from yak farts.

Especially in Pizza Hut.

[strike wolf]

There's a "Discworld" map - does that prove we're on the back of a giant turtle?

can you prove we are not mister jonsey? well

It's like pizza...you can't prove it isn't made from yak farts.

Especially in Pizza Hut.

You mean Pizza The Hut.