If I Ruled the World

flashleg8 · Post by **flashleg8** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 1:39 am

To get back on topic: If I ruled the world- I'd ban all religion

Neutrino · Post by **Neutrino** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 1:40 am

flashleg8 wrote:To get back on topic: If I ruled the world- I'd ban all religion.

A damn good plan.

If not, at least hand out Anti-Mormon Projectile Weapons. :twisted:

s.xkitten · Post by **s.xkitten** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 1:41 am

i'd let you worship whatever you want, as long as you don't push it on other people...i'm all about freedom...within reason...personally, i don't think that freedom should include killing people, raping people, stealing, abusing...stuff like that (my ex is excluded, if you want to kill him, feel free)

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 1:43 am

s.xkitten wrote:(my ex is excluded, if you want to kill him, feel free)

Oh, good. I've been looking for an excuse since I first heard of the bastard.

Neutrino · Post by **Neutrino** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 1:44 am

s.xkitten wrote:(my ex is excluded, if you want to kill him, feel free)

Onwards hired goons!

s.xkitten · Post by **s.xkitten** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 1:45 am

yeah...he's totally hating on me right now...name calling, spreading rumors, threatening to kill me...

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 1:47 am

s.xkitten wrote:yeah...he's totally hating on me right now...name calling, spreading rumors, threatening to kill me...

In that case I'll use the dull rusted knife. Make him suffer.

s.xkitten · Post by **s.xkitten** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 1:48 am

make him suffer for 11 months, and two weeks...thats how long my best friend and i both dated him, combined.... :wink:

Knight of Orient · Post by **Knight of Orient** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 1:51 am

i would first make it so there were no high tech weaponry

2ndly, make it so good ol had to hand combat always won

thirdly, of course divide the nations among the wonderful people of Conquer Club

sincerely,
KoO

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 1:52 am

Maybe I'll just tie him up in the basement only coming down to beat him up and giving him so little food so that in approximately 11 months he will give in to death.

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 1:54 am

Knight of Orient wrote:thirdly, of course divide the nations among the wonderful people of Conquer Club

sincerely,
KoO

I call dibs on asia, North America and Europe.

Knight of Orient · Post by **Knight of Orient** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 1:57 am

dont care, but i get greece, the spartans come from there, and they are the best soldiers in the world...were.

oh and macedonia is icluded, and since i have greece, i have constantinople, oh yeah baby

Neutrino · Post by **Neutrino** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 3:18 am

s.xkitten wrote:yeah...he's totally hating on me right now...name calling, spreading rumors, threatening to kill me...

Minions, activate the giant poker heating machine...

Aegnor · Post by **Aegnor** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 3:38 am

If I ruled the world, People who wanted to be parents would have to get a license for that. (a small example: Britney Spears) Some people are just making this world miserable by procreating.

johnnyrotten · Post by **johnnyrotten** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 4:00 am

If I ruled the world, every day would be the first day of Spring, every heart would have a new song to sing, etc. etc.

Neutrino · Post by **Neutrino** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 4:02 am

johnnyrotten wrote:If I ruled the world, every day would be the first day of Spring, every heart would have a new song to sing, etc. etc.

And you would be quickly be assassinated buy people who are iritated of your endless cheerfullness!

johnnyrotten · Post by **johnnyrotten** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 4:04 am

Neutrino wrote:
johnnyrotten wrote:If I ruled the world, every day would be the first day of Spring, every heart would have a new song to sing, etc. etc.

And you would be quickly be assassinated buy people who are iritated of your endless cheerfullness!

You'd kill Tony Bennett?! Shame on you!

CrazyAnglican · Post by **CrazyAnglican** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 2:26 am

I'd start off with a sex scandal and then really start screwing things up :-)

Neutrino · Post by **Neutrino** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 2:28 am

CrazyAnglican wrote:I'd start off with a sex scandal and then really start screwing things up

Ahh, ruling in the traditional way, are we?

CrazyAnglican · Post by **CrazyAnglican** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 2:30 am

Neutrino wrote:
CrazyAnglican wrote:I'd start off with a sex scandal and then really start screwing things up

Ahh, ruling in the traditional way, are we?

Well, you know, time honored tradition and all that.

Lord Canti · Post by **Lord Canti** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 2:50 am

CrazyAnglican wrote:I'd start off with a sex scandal and then really start screwing things up

I would make Crazy Anglican my Vice-ruler of the world. Gotta keep some attention off my complete inepptitude as a leader.

Great Pretender · Post by **Great Pretender** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 6:32 am

johnnyrotten wrote:If I ruled the world, every day would be the first day of Spring, every heart would have a new song to sing, etc. etc.

I was going to post that

CrazyAnglican · Post by **CrazyAnglican** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 10:47 am

Lord Canti wrote:I would make Crazy Anglican my Vice-ruler of the world. Gotta keep some attention off my complete inepptitude as a leader.

A capacity, in which, I would be outstanding :-)

Hey a chance to be happily useless! I'm there.

The1exile · Post by **The1exile** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 11:01 am

I'd agree with most of what VTMarik said, actually.

Some other stuff might be to legalise pot, to outlaw stupidity in public places, and to legalise capital punishment. Oh, and enforce playing CC and BM, british spelling and using Firefox ;-)

unriggable · Post by **unriggable** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 11:04 am

I'd artificially create those giant elephant from Lord of the rings by giving regular elephants tons of steroids and hormones.

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