I AM HEREBY ISSUING AN EMERGENCY, 15-MINUTE, INJUNCTION TO MY 48-HOUR BAN.
Heyerz, gang! Thanks for all the kind words and cyber-hugs but I "did wrong" and need time to reflect on my transgression and to learn my lesson. Wanna make this one a learning experience, gang, so that the community can heal from my negatives. I'm also going on a mid-week retreat with the young Native-American woman I recently took as a lover and she's telling me 'NO CC' - ACK, what can I do?! Thanks, gang.
THAT SAID, I AM SATISFIED WITH THE JUDICIOUSNESS OF JOHN9BLUE AND FORMALIZE HIS APPOINTMENT AS TEMPORARY HAPPINESS OMBUDSMAN AND ACTING ALTERNATE DISPUTE ADJUDICATOR PENDING MY RETURN IN THE NEXT 2-3 DAYS.
Pack Rat wrote:if it quacks like a duck and walk like a duck, it's still fascism
Fortunately, saxitoxin appears to have reduced his self-imposed sentence to 24 hours. This means that as of now, I hand the proverbial torch back to him once more as the Official CC Happiness Ombudsman. Saxitoxin, I'm proud to report I had no need to exercise my power, as there were no further disputes in need of resolution! Hopefully this is an indicator of peaceful cooperation in weeks to come. If my services are ever needed in the future, I am more than willing to lend a hand. Everybody join me in welcoming back our friend!
natty_dread wrote:Do ponies have sex?
Army of GOD wrote:the term heterosexual is offensive. I prefer to be called "normal"
Accused: pimpdave, ViperOverLord, NightStrike, jay_a2j, targetman, PLAYERXXXX, PhatScotty, Doc_Brown, GabonX and you, saxitoxin.
Accuser: Army of GOD
Adjudicator: Saxitoxin
Accusation: Too many political threads
Army of GOD wrote:Accused: pimpdave, ViperOverLord, NightStrike, jay_a2j, targetman, PLAYERXXXX, PhatScotty, thegreekdog, Doc_Brown, GabonX and you, saxitoxin.
Accuser: Army of GOD
Adjudicator: Saxitoxin
Accusation: Too many political threads
Army of GOD wrote:Accused: pimpdave, ViperOverLord, NightStrike, jay_a2j, targetman, PLAYERXXXX, PhatScotty, thegreekdog, Doc_Brown, GabonX and you, saxitoxin.
Accuser: Army of GOD
Adjudicator: Saxitoxin
Accusation: Too many political threads
Army of GOD wrote:Accused: pimpdave, ViperOverLord, NightStrike, jay_a2j, targetman, PLAYERXXXX, PhatScotty, thegreekdog, Doc_Brown, GabonX and you, saxitoxin.
Accuser: Army of GOD
Adjudicator: Saxitoxin
Accusation: Too many political threads
thegreekdog wrote:Accused: Saxitoxin and siblings Accuser:Death Adjudicator:God Accusation:Saxitoxin's sister indicated that Saxitoxin has met his untimely end. Yet Saxitoxin still posts. I accuse Saxitoxin and his sister of consipracy to commit fraud, engaging in fraudulent acts, and distortion of the truth
I, Saxitoxin, Alternate Dispute Adjudicator, hereby find Saxitoxin not at fault.
As previously stated by me, my account was hacksawed by the Gang of 5. I do not have a sister named Phoneutria nigriventer toxin-3. My only living family is my sister Tetrodotoxin, my brother-in-law Ludwig, and my homosexual nephew Jan.
The complaint by thegreekdog is dismissed with prejudice.
Signed in My Hand,
Saxitoxin
Alternate Dispute Adjudicator (ADA)
Hey... you responded to this even though it was in the "incorrect format".
bradleybadly wrote:Accused: Saxitoxin
Accuser: bradleybadly
Adjudicator: Saxitoxin
Accusation: Saxitoxin initiated one of the most original and entertaining threads to be read in the Monkey Business forum in quite some time. He is guilty of using his wit to free the multitudes from the chains of boredom.
Accused: bradleybadly
Accuser: jimboston
Adjudicator: Saxitoxin
Accusation: bradleybadly has kissed too much ass and it is disruptive to the flow of the forum.
I have reviewed this complaint and find Army of God at fault. While InklOsed was the accused, Army of God's pissiness in monitoring my work schedule as Alternate Dispute Adjudicator made me IRRITABLE.
I hereby order Army of God' to take-over on nietzsche existential suicide watch. You are to post 4 nice compliments on nietzsche's wall at the rate of not more than one per day, over the next week, telling him how smart he is, how strong he is, how good-looking he is, etc.
Signed in My Hand,
STX
ADA
Pack Rat wrote:if it quacks like a duck and walk like a duck, it's still fascism
But I object because I know him quite well, and he is an unfathomably cool guy. To put it lightly:
What's going on here?
I have reviewed this complaint and find Strife at fault. The fact that he likes to occasionally pop-in here to tease the troops with his presence before disappearing back into the shadows is classic Gang of Fivism.
In punishment, I hereby order he and GabonX to go at least a week without all the grab-ass that goes on between those two.
Signed in My Hand,
STX
ADA
Pack Rat wrote:if it quacks like a duck and walk like a duck, it's still fascism
Army of GOD wrote:Accused: Army of GOD
Accuser: Army of GOD
Adjudicator: Saxitoxin
Accusation: I completely forgot to make sure nietzsche didn't blow his head off
I doubt nietzsche is that flexible.
Dismissed.
Pack Rat wrote:if it quacks like a duck and walk like a duck, it's still fascism
Army of GOD wrote:Accused: Phatscotty
Accuser: Army of GOD
Adjudicator: Saxitoxin
Accusation: Calling your favorite poster, hairy potter, a troll.
in PS's defense, the only time I ever see Hairy Twatter is a one line response to a detailed subject/repsonse of mine, in which he calls me 2 names per sentence, and never commenting on the topic matter himself. Nor does he read/watch.
I post a 9 minute video, Twatter is fomenting in 90 seconds...
Wanna make this one a learning experience, gang, so that the community can heal from my negatives. I'm also going on a mid-week retreat with the young Native-American woman I recently took as a lover and she's telling me 'NO CC' - ACK, what can I do?! 
Thanks, gang. 
