d'oh! i guess it wasn't the principles our country was founded on, you guys. we just lucked out! maybe we should try to be more like europe, so that we can match their incredible contributions to the world in the past hundred years.
natty_dread wrote:Do ponies have sex?
Army of GOD wrote:the term heterosexual is offensive. I prefer to be called "normal"
john9blue wrote:d'oh! i guess it wasn't the principles our country was founded on, you guys. we just lucked out! maybe we should try to be more like europe, so that we can match their incredible contributions to the world in the past hundred years.
*scratches head...
If it's a joke, I guess I get it, but it's a bit lacking, johnnyblue.
heavycola wrote:I am so PROUD that my mother and father had perfunctory sex...
1) I am not glad your mother and father had sex at all.
2) I am curious how you know their sex was perfunctory? Are you like the fifth child, and making an assumption that by #5 their sex life had become perfunctory... or have you discussed this with them. It's not possible that they were having mad hot monkey sex... and that your life is the product of this passion?
heavycola wrote:I am so PROUD that my mother and father had perfunctory sex...
1) I am not glad your mother and father had sex at all.
2) I am curious how you know their sex was perfunctory? Are you like the fifth child, and making an assumption that by #5 their sex life had become perfunctory... or have you discussed this with them. It's not possible that they were having mad hot monkey sex... and that your life is the product of this passion?
If you had met my parents, you would understand. It HAD to be perfunctory.
heavycola wrote:
If you had met my parents, you would understand. It HAD to be perfunctory.
Well... since I have no interest in meeting you, you'll have to forgive me for also having no interest in meeting your parents.
Oh... yes I did catch the past-tense "had met". I don't give a flying poop if they are alive or dead... I still don't want to meet them.
This is quite the cruellest post that has ever been directed at me. What happened to you, Jimboston? When did you become so cold? So mean? Where is your heart?
heavycola wrote:
If you had met my parents, you would understand. It HAD to be perfunctory.
Well... since I have no interest in meeting you, you'll have to forgive me for also having no interest in meeting your parents.
Oh... yes I did catch the past-tense "had met". I don't give a flying poop if they are alive or dead... I still don't want to meet them.
This is quite the cruellest post that has ever been directed at me. What happened to you, Jimboston? When did you become so cold? So mean? Where is your heart?
It was cruel wasn't it. I should be sorry.
(My parents have passed away too... so I can say things like this; kinda like how a black person can make jokes about blacks, and a jewish person can make jokes about jews.)
Anyway... I am sorry if I am cold and cruel... you see I ursurped the role you defined for me when you said I thought "slavery was OK". if I truly believe that (as you said I did) I must therefore be cruel and cold.
Why don't you redefine my personality again and see what happens?
heavycola wrote:I LOVE my country. I am so PROUD that my mother and father had perfunctory sex on this lump of rock instead of another lump of slightly different rock. And I KNOW that GOD HIMSELF has chosen this lump of rock over every other lump of rock to be his favouritest lump of rock on the planet.
I love my country SO FUCKIN MUCH that I will act in the service of WHATEVER agenda is presented to me by the politicians who make this arbitrarily delineated chunk of landmass what it is. Because even though words like 'freedom' and 'terror' are abstract nouns, I will lay down my life to either attack and defend (or defend and attack, i can't quite remember which) freedom and terror (and also possibly happiness and failure and mysticism, if I am asked) because I LOVE MY COUNTRY.
I WILL DIE DEFENDING OR ATTACKING AN ABSTRACT CONCEPT BECAUSE MY PARENTS FUCKED ON THIS LUMP OF ROCK INSTEAD OF A DIFFERENT LUMP OF ROCK. Goddamit i'm weeping again. Will someone please post a picture of a crying eagle that is defending freedom and has a dying patriot held in its flag-wrapped talon? PLEASE?
when my parents fucked on this lump of rock, they said here is your lump of rock. Its can either be a nice peaceful lump of rock, or a shitty piece of rock. That's up to you.