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Know any? Post them here.

My two:
Did you hear about the snail who got jumped by two turtles? Well, the snail's buddies wanted to get revenge, so they asked him if he got a good look at the turtles who did this. The snail said "No, it all happened so fast."

There was a bee flying around looking for food. He encountered another bee who looked happy and full. This other bee came up to the first bee and said, "Hey, if you're looking for food there's a great Bar Mitzvah a few houses over. But be sure to put on a yarmulke, you don't want them to think you're a wasp.
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So a family of Latvians approach talent agent about new act. Talent agent want to see new act family have to offer. All of Latvian family lay down on floor crying in pain. Talent agent stunned. He ask "what you call yourself?". Latvian father reply: "Starving."
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Three Latvian are brag about sons. “My son is soldier. He have rape as many women as want,” say first Latvian.

“Zo?” second say, “My son is farmer. He have all potato he want!”

Third Latvian wait long time, then say, “My son is die at birth. For him, struggle is over.”

“Wow! You are win us,” say others.

But all are feel sad.
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Is dead dog in road. Is dead Latvian in road. What difference?
Dog have fur keep warm. Also, freedom. And dog try eat shit for pleasure not just survive. So many thing!
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Three young Latvian boy talking. One ask, "What your favorite drink?"

"Urine" other boy say.

All boy agree.
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A fishmonger says to a bootblack, "Are there any more potato left?"

Bootblack says, "Yes, one. But it has gone bad."

The fishmonger says, "I am very hungry. I have not eaten for three days. I shall eat it, even if it makes me very ill."

And bootblack says, "I did not speak truth. In reality, there is no food left. You shall go hungry yet another day, my friend."
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Latvian Nursery rhyme

one potato, one potao, one potato, no more potato..
soldier eat potato and rape daughter..is end.
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.................ok. I'm guessing you really like Latvians?
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What do Latvian suicide bombers look forward to?

72 potato
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Latvian man hear knock at door. "Who is it?" ask man.
"Is Potato Man. Am delivering free potatoes door-to-door" say voice.
Man rejoice. "Oh! Such a blessing! This must be wonderful dream!"
Latvian open door, man say "just kidding. Is Secret Police."
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What one potato say to other potato?
Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato?
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I almost want to say this is Norse, as he is about the only person on here that has ever been so obessesed with the race card.
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muy_thaiguy wrote:I almost want to say this is Norse, as he is about the only person on here that has ever been so obessesed with the race card.
Oh, piss off, it's funny stuff. Go host the Rainy Day Parade on some other forum, kthxbye.
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BigBallinStalin wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:I almost want to say this is Norse, as he is about the only person on here that has ever been so obessesed with the race card.
Oh, piss off, it's funny stuff. Go host the Rainy Day Parade on some other forum, kthxbye.
It is pretty damn funny...
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CouchSerf wrote:What do Latvian suicide bombers look forward to?

72 potato
:lol: that is awesome
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muy_thaiguy wrote:I almost want to say this is Norse, as he is about the only person on here that has ever been so obessesed with the race card.
I'm a pretty active member of the local Anti-Fa/ARA. I'm about the furthest from a racist you can get.

I just have a great sense of humor.
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Latvian try to cross river. Has dog, potatoes, and dead son's body. Can only take two across river at one time. If he leave dog with potatoes or corpse, dog eat them. Is very sad. Also is not good boat.
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Who was CouchSerf ?? He was banned, for being a multi I guess.
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what's brown & ryhmes with snoop?
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Big Long Stick wrote:what's brown & ryhmes with snoop?
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CouchSerf wrote:What do Latvian suicide bombers look forward to?

72 potato
We have a winrar.
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