First off, to the mods- I read the community guidelines and found nothing in them that prohibited this type of thread. However, if you feel that it is not appropriate, then please, by all means, lock it. I have already recieved a warning, and do not wish to get my first ban because of this. If it is not appropriate, please consider it ignorance on my part.
Now that that's out of the way, this will be a thread to post your funny drunken stories. I will start with my best one.
I was at my neighbor/friend's house drinking beer with him and some of his other friends. Of course, I made the comment that beer does not mess me up too much and that I never get sick off of beer. After many hours of drinking and playing beer pong, I was quite f'd up. I found myslef swaying around the front yard, grabbing onto small, new trees trying to hold myself up, merely taking them down with me.
As the night came to a close for me (that is, as I got wayyy too drunk), I walked across the yard to my mom's house (as I was living with my mom at that time.) My neighbor had to unlock the door for me, as I was so smashed I couldn't get the key into the hole. After making it inside, I stumbled up the stairs, making all sorts of noise. I finally made it into my room, and removed my clothes and laid down to go to bed. Bad idea. After about a minute of laying there, I proceeded to throw up all over my chest and my bed.
I got up, wiped th puke off of my chest onto my bed, and went over to the sink in my room to brush my teeth and clean myself off. After this, I went downstairs to sleep on the couch. Not knowing my mom had a friend staying over who was asleep on the couch, I almost laid on top of her friend. She yelled at me, so I went over to the big, overstuffed chair with the ottoman and laid on it. Shortly after, I began puking all over the chair and myself again. My mom's friend quickly got up and went upstairs to tell my mom about this and get away from the horrible smell.
I proceeded to the kitchen sink to clean myself off and rinse my mouth out, and apparantley my mom came down during this time( though I do not remember this part) and watched me hunching over the sink in my boxers. She quickly went back upstairs, wishing me the worst all the way.
Afterwards, I laid down on the couch, and finally fell into a deep sleep. (Thank God.)
I woke up the next morning to my mom hitting me with a broom yelling "Get the f*ck up, pack your fucking bags, and get the f*ck out of my house!!!!" At first, I had no idea what was going on. But it suddenly dawned on me what had happened the night before.
I ended up cleaning up my room and the downstairs all day long. I had to shampoo the chair many, many times before the smell of beer and throw up left it. I also ended up throwing away the eggshell-type cushion that laid on top of my bed, since it was soaked with vomit and stunk to high heaven. All of this while I had the worse hangover I think I have ever had.
Anyway, this thread was inspired by the fact that I am quite drunk right now. I've been drinking since around 3 pm, when the UT/UCLA game was on. It is now past midnight.
So, anyone else want to post some embarrasing/funny drunk stories for us to enjoy?
