Secrets thread

[tkr4lf]

I dedicated one masturbation event to the full moon on a rooftop using real aloe vera.

That does sound exquisite. Congrats my good sir.

[Ace Rimmer]

My secret:

I have secrets not involving masturbation.

[tkr4lf]

My secret:

I have secrets not involving masturbation.

That's cuz you don't masturbate enough.

[notyou2]

google "tkr4lf masterbate" and see what you get

[Army of GOD]

I like "Army of GOD masturbate" better.

[notyou2]

I like "Army of GOD masturbate" better.

That's been all over the net for months

[The Bison King]

My real names not "The Bison King"

[notyou2]

I like "Army of GOD masturbate" better.

6th down on this list is interesting http://www.google.ca/search?q=Army+of+GOD+masturbate&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a

[notyou2]

My real names not "The Bison King"

Is it Rick the Rhinoceros Riding Raccoon?

[tkr4lf]

google "tkr4lf masterbate" and see what you get

If you're feeling extra adventurous, do a google picture search of "tkr4lf masturbate" and see what comes up...

[squishyg]

i find it hard to unlock doors. it seems to take me longer than most people. i know the tighty right, lefty loosey rhyme. but locks still evade me.

[Army of GOD]

i find it hard to unlock doors. it seems to take me longer than most people. i know the tighty right, lefty loosey rhyme. but locks still evade me.

Don't even go there sister.

Every time I have to open a bottle, or screw in a screw, or change a lightbulb, or whatever, I always have to guess and check which way to turn the item in question.

If you think about it, lefty loosey and righty tighty is all relative anyway, because you could be turning something to the right, but from a different POV you're turning it left.

[BigBallinStalin]

i find it hard to unlock doors. it seems to take me longer than most people. i know the tighty right, lefty loosey rhyme. but locks still evade me.

Don't even go there sister.

Every time I have to open a bottle, or screw in a screw, or change a lightbulb, or whatever, I always have to guess and check which way to turn the item in question.

If you think about it, lefty loosey and righty tighty is all relative anyway, because you could be turning something to the right, but from a different POV you're turning it left.

Yeah you're right, you might be standing on your head and getting it confused.

[notyou2]

i find it hard to unlock doors. it seems to take me longer than most people. i know the tighty right, lefty loosey rhyme. but locks still evade me.

Don't even go there sister.

Every time I have to open a bottle, or screw in a screw, or change a lightbulb, or whatever, I always have to guess and check which way to turn the item in question.

If you think about it, lefty loosey and righty tighty is all relative anyway, because you could be turning something to the right, but from a different POV you're turning it left.

AoG, I have told you to stop watching others in a mirror while they open bottles, screw in lightbulbs, etc

[jonesthecurl]

My secret: I watch others losse bottle tops, change lightbulbs etc...

[The Bison King]

My real names not "The Bison King"

Is it Rick the Rhinoceros Riding Raccoon?

It's a cat.

[jonesthecurl]

No, that's definitely a rhino.

[nietzsche]

I don't think is a secret anymore, but here it goes: saxi paid a transexual to go out with AoG

[notyou2]

My real names not "The Bison King"

Is it Rick the Rhinoceros Riding Raccoon?

It's a cat.

Apparently, the cats in Ohio look like raccoons.

[Army of GOD]

I don't think is a secret anymore, but here it goes: saxi paid a transexual to go out with AoG

I didn't know you were a tranny...?

[Juan_Bottom]

Back on track.

Went to fight club this weekend, and have terrible pain and bruising on my chest where I got heel-kicked. If I tell my boss to take it easy on me, he'll just send me home. But today I got winded a couple of times. It's the first time I ever got into a fight and felt worse afterwords. Usually I take it in stride, but damn, that guy kicked like a mule. owww

[john9blue]

*edited*

first rule, man!

[Army of GOD]

Second rule, too.

[Juan_Bottom]

Awww
I call it fight club, but it's not the same thing. It's been months since I've gone because all the other people who do go suck at life. For instance, I can never find anyone my size to fight, or they will only fight with full gear on. My only true fighting background is backyard boxing, and so I'm ok with boxing gloves and mouth guards. But I don't want to wear no stupid catcher's mask. It's always a dude noticeably bigger than me saying "bare knuckles" or "full gear."
Although, yes, I hesitate to talk about the fights, even here.

[The Bison King]

My real names not "The Bison King"

Is it Rick the Rhinoceros Riding Raccoon?

It's a cat.

Apparently, the cats in Ohio look like raccoons.

They can fly too.