Johnnyluke Johnnyluke Got Five Aces And Made Me Puke

Ronnie_K · Post by **Ronnie_K** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 8:07 pm

A-A = Bullets aka JohnyLukes (he Once Got Five Aces)

A-K = Big Slick Amanda & Ronnie aka Amanda Really Loves Ronnie

A-10 = Johny Moss

A-8 = Dead Mans Hand

A-Q = IronFist (I Had The Mishap of Getting Ironfisted By JohnnyLukes)

9-9 = The Doc

5-2 = deadLuca (Named after DeadMoney00 & Lucabrazi)

K-10 Sooted = The Boxcutta or The Boxer (f*ck I Just Got K.O'd By The BoxCutta)

4-4 = GeneGod

8-8 = Chad

Kd-2d = The Blind Beggar aka The Beggar

4-6 Sooted = Manhat10ite

Jd-Jh = Flip

7s-6s = the punch

4-7 Sooted = The Ridic aka The Ridiculous

Q-Q = MandyLynn aka The Chubber

6-4 Sooted = The Vor

9-7 Sooted = The j-hubb or The Hub (Hubba Hubba i Got 9-7 Sooted)

J-J = Hooks or Beaky aka RodeoClown

7-7 = Ggoez

Kc-Qh = Ronnie & Er In Door's

Kd-Qd = Reggie & His Er In Door's

Kd-9d = Reggie Walking His Pitbull

Kc-Qs = Ronnie With a Blonde Slapper

Kd-8h = Reggie With MandyLynn

10-4 = TB City Cellphone aka MSN (Message Recieved)

7d-6d = Donnie Brasco (Jpoker76)

Q-K = Quentin Crisp

Qh-10h = Punch aka Lilac

7-2 Off = Coorsme aka Andy Dufrense

5-5 = Virus Five's

8-2 sooted = 80/20

K-4 = The King Colludes Via Cellular Phone

2-2 = The King aka Donalds Ducks

10-10 = Mr..T

3-5 Sooted = The Fish aka Cardfish

K-J = Kojak or The Nonce

K-7 Sooted = KyleStark

K-K = The Kray Twins

5d-3d = The Grass (Dangerous53)

J-5 = Jackson Five

9-6 = The KurtSF or Kurt Cobain (so Bad You Want to Kill Yourself)

A-4 = Lady Boy aka HeavyCola

j-10 sooted = Billy the Kid

8-10 sooted = The Owl

10-2 = Doyle Brunson

A-6 = You're Twisting My Melon Man.. Call The Cops

AK_iceman · Post by **AK_iceman** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 8:09 pm

thats......interesting

Machiavelli · Post by **Machiavelli** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 8:39 pm

What the hell?

Twill · Post by **Twill** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 8:58 pm

well, this really does epitomize the meaning of "off-topic" doesnt it

HighBorn · Post by **HighBorn** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 12:19 am

What the duece!!

Shakebot · Post by **Shakebot** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 12:51 am

This guy's weird.

johnnyrotten · Post by **johnnyrotten** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 3:12 am

Jesus bloody Christ why can't you people learn to ignore things? Idiots.

Ronnie_K · Post by **Ronnie_K** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 8:07 am

JohnnyRotten JohnnRotten

Wears Girls Clothes

That Are Made From Cotton

And His Boyfriend Has

A Big Fat Mushy Bottom

johnnyrotten · Post by **johnnyrotten** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 8:19 am

So what?

Ronnie_K · Post by **Ronnie_K** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 8:30 am

So What

MandyLynn Is Hot

She Went To Vegas

And Kept Her Chips

In Her Honey Pot

onbekende · Post by **onbekende** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 9:35 am

I now know what this is, SECRET AL-QAIDA MESSAGES

Ronnie_K · Post by **Ronnie_K** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 1:08 pm

Onbekende Has A Fat Belly

Ate All The Jelly

Then Done A Smelly

vtmarik · Post by **vtmarik** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 1:15 pm

Wow. A randomness generator in human form!

It's cool, but not as cool as the magic magic cactus!

Ronnie_K · Post by **Ronnie_K** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 1:43 pm

Once Upon A Time In TB City

There Was A Lady Called Mandy

As Soon As Her Rich Laywer Boyfriend Drove

To Work In The Morning. She Used To Phone Her Secret Lover Ronnie On TB City Cellphone

They Talked For Hours

And Soon Fell Deeply In Love

Ronnie Even Bought Her A Huge Diamond Ring

Ronnie Even Called Mandy His Special Bunny Wunny

One Day When The Rich Lawyer Boyfriend Came Back From Work

Mandy Was Smoking A Malboro Light In The Kitchen, And Told The Rich Lawyer Boyfriend That 3 Measly Teaspoons

Was Just Not Good Enough. And His Plaid Shorts Clashed With The Curtains. And She Had Thrown All His Clothes Away And He Was Furiuos

Mandy Took The Rich Lawer To The Cleaners

And The Judge Made Him Give Her All His Cash, even The Shirt Off His Back

That Christmas

Mandy

Married Ronnie

And They Lived Happily Ever After

Ronnie_K · Post by **Ronnie_K** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 1:52 pm

Once Upon A Time In Manhatten

Once upon A Time In Manhatten, There Was A Man Called Ronald

Who Split Up From His Girlfriend

He Decided To Register For Online Poker

On Christmas Day

He Loved Poker and Played On His Computer Every Day

One Day After He Had a Wank

He Decided To Drive To The Taj

He Was Very Stoned

And He Went Looking For Hookers

After He Finished Shagging A Real Dirty Whore. He Drove Back Home

But On The Way Home The FBI Pulled Him Over

The FBI Took Him To Jail, and Locked Him In a Cell With A Big Bull Queen

Poor Ronald Had An Awfully Long Night In Stir. In The Morning The Judge

Set Bail For 1,000,000 Dollars. Poor Ronald Walked 50km Home , Dripping With Man Milk

And When He Got Home Decided To Write About It On His Cpu

Then One Day A Person Called Ronnie

Decided To Write The Story And His Crackhead Girlfriend Came Back To Him & Everyone Lived Happily Ever After

THE END GFY ESAD

johnnyrotten · Post by **johnnyrotten** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 2:24 pm

Please just stop Ron.

Ronnie_K · Post by **Ronnie_K** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 2:34 pm

My Name is Not Ronnie

I'm Really Called Dangerous53

People At Beggar

Call Me A Grass

I Haven't Got A Bruvvah Called Reggie

Ciao

johnnyrotten · Post by **johnnyrotten** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 2:40 pm

I don't care. Just either stop it with the very large pointless posts, or sod off.

Ronnie_K · Post by **Ronnie_K** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 2:48 pm

Look At My New

All Action All In

Poker Playing King Doll

It Can Say 3 Different Phrases

GFY ESAD & I'M THE KING

heavycola · Post by **heavycola** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 10:39 am

behave yourself.

wolfman · Post by **wolfman** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 5:01 pm

this is really cool ina wierd way

I think that "dangerous53" is a little coocooocabungo

patsfan12 · Post by **patsfan12** » Wed Feb 16, 2011 9:41 pm

oh no johnny luke

Johnnyluke Johnnyluke Got Five Aces And Made Me Puke

Johnnyluke Johnnyluke Got Five Aces And Made Me Puke

weird

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